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well goddam, i knew i would find a fu***g excuse to keep swearing!

Started by ducatiz, July 13, 2009, 06:26:20 AM

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ducatiz

July 13, 2009, 06:26:20 AM
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

River

#1
July 13, 2009, 06:29:29 AM
I KNEW it!   [laugh]
Inara: (pissed) "What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?"

Mal: "That it was manly and impulsive?"

Inara: "Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was 'don't'."

Grampa

#2
July 13, 2009, 06:30:30 AM
now... explain talking dirty in bed
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

GAAN

#3
July 13, 2009, 06:35:54 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on July 13, 2009, 06:30:30 AM
now... explain talking dirty in bed

talking dirty in bed is where you and your partner/s use agressive and/or demeaning language in order to increase the level of sexual arousal

I hope that helps

Grampa

#4
July 13, 2009, 06:37:24 AM
Quote from: Mother on July 13, 2009, 06:35:54 AM
talking dirty in bed is where you and your partner/s use agressive and/or demeaning language in order to increase the level of sexual arousal

I hope that helps



what does that have to do with pain?
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Grampa

#6
July 13, 2009, 06:46:43 AM
Quote from: Mother on July 13, 2009, 06:40:55 AM
42


ah...that explains it.

42 is painfull

69 not so much
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

ducatiz

#7
July 13, 2009, 06:47:56 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on July 13, 2009, 06:37:24 AM
what does that have to do with pain?

depends on which "mode of entry" you are using and how big the device your wife/gf is wearing.
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Porsche Monkey

#8
July 13, 2009, 07:16:13 AM
What the hell is 42?
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house

Grampa

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July 13, 2009, 07:19:54 AM
Quote from: Ducaholic on July 13, 2009, 07:16:13 AM
What the hell is 42?

trying to 69 with a tilted uterus and peyronies disease
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

ducatiz

#10
July 13, 2009, 07:25:52 AM
Quote from: Ducaholic on July 13, 2009, 07:16:13 AM
What the hell is 42?

someone is a Douglas Adams fan
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

ryandalling

#11
July 13, 2009, 01:53:10 PM
I would have to say that this thread is much funnier than I would have expected. Keep it up.
Confused rider who doesn't know what he is even riding at the moment. (2012 URAL GearUp, 2012 Ninja 250 Racer, 1969 CB175 Racer)

Rev. Millertime

#12
July 13, 2009, 01:56:59 PM
I f**king knew all those a**holes who tried to tell me not to swear were just trying to hurt me!

F**king stupid motherf**king bastages.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.

ryandalling

#13
July 13, 2009, 02:13:13 PM
Quote from: ducatiz-e on July 13, 2009, 07:25:52 AM
someone is a Douglas Adams fan

Damn thread made me remember the pain in the ass Hitchhikers computer game from the 80s... where you typed in "go north" and "get item" and "use this" etc.... oh... how I remember and detest those old text based games.... f*@king text games!!
Confused rider who doesn't know what he is even riding at the moment. (2012 URAL GearUp, 2012 Ninja 250 Racer, 1969 CB175 Racer)
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