<stares and rusty can in middle of deserted street>
<shrugs>
<Pees on overgrown church lawn>
dude, stop. you'll let the zombies know you are here!
brains!
it's all mine
the zombies are sleeping
sleeping the zombies are
silly montain man.
zombies don't sleep.
they are just slow.
<looks left>
<looks right>
<looks up>
<looks down>
<pees in old drainpipe>
GET OUT OF HERE YA NUICSANCE KID!!
<breaks windows with rocks>
<shakes penis at creepy bearded guy>
this museum sucks
Quote from: Mother on February 27, 2010, 04:35:06 PM
<breaks windows with rocks>
<shakes penis at creepy bearded guy>
this museum sucks
i'll get you yet, ya whippersnapper!
GET OFF OUR LAWN!!!!
(next higher octave) QUIT PEEING ON STUFF. Why don't you go home and see how your home state likes it.
Quote from: lauramonster on March 01, 2010, 12:42:43 PM
GET OFF OUR LAWN!!!!
(next higher octave) QUIT PEEING ON STUFF. Why don't you go home and see how your home state likes it.
alas, if there is one thing i have learned in my tenure around this place it's that mom likes to piss on stuff.
just wait until i get near his airbox.
he better hope i didn't have dairy.
<gets off lawn>
<pees in mailbox>
neener neener
<raspberry>
*levels pellet gun at 5 pumps at mom's crotch*
:o
<raises trash can lid shield to cover larry and the brother's daryl>
:-*
<pees in grandma's shrubery>
*shoots mom in the nips instead*
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/6/10263431_6d3e6f208e.jpg)
i'm not searching for my response to this on my mom's puter.
you win this for now
:P i see some things havent changed much...how the hell are you guys??
Quote from: SPANKEE on March 14, 2010, 02:34:03 PM
:P i see some things havent changed much...how the hell are you guys??
holy crap!
how are you?
we're all on devalmostro.net planning our track days and trip to deal's gap.
how are you these days?
(btw, if you want to sign up on deval let me know. i had to turn off new registrations since spammers felate dirty penis)
get out of my mind
travis is my waking dream friend
but
you can;t just wander around the internet with me
wehy can't i wander around the internet with you?
it could be so romantic looking at pictures of kittens and puppies with misspelled captions.
though i don't think jbubs would like that romance very much.
and what kind of dream am i exactly? nightmare? wet? prophetic?
could be that you are a prophetic wet nightmare
that's disturbing on many levels.
you get off on being abused and hurt and i'm the one who is going to be inflicting the pain or anguish that you will eventually get off on.
i feel dirty.
actually, you are more this guy:
(http://www.femail.com.au/graphics/mr_brooks4.jpg)
Quote from: Mother on March 26, 2010, 02:44:06 AM
actually, you are more this guy:
(http://www.femail.com.au/graphics/mr_brooks4.jpg)
you must mean i'm kevin costner. i have hair, you don't
Behave you two or I shave Travis's beard and glue half on Mother's head and stuff the rest into his exhaust.
Quote from: lethe on April 06, 2010, 02:26:23 PM
Behave you two or I shave Travis's beard and glue half on Mother's head and stuff the rest into his exhaust.
but mom is in need of hair. he might enjoy that.
Regardless of how badly I may need hair
I don't want Lethe stuffing anything into my 'exhaust"
<pees on Lethe's shoes>
<run's off down the street>
ha ha
Quote from: Mother on April 08, 2010, 08:55:55 AM
Regardless of how badly I may need hair
I don't want Lethe stuffing anything into my 'exhaust"
<pees on Lethe's shoes>
<run's off down the street>
ha ha
you better watch it big guy. lethe is boput the size of j bubs but a bit taller.
plus he's quick, wiry, and very devious.
Quote from: KnightofNi on April 08, 2010, 11:11:45 AM
you better watch it big guy. lethe is boput the size of j bubs but a bit taller.
plus he's quick, wiry, and very devious.
Picture Smeagol if he wore clothes and rode a bike
Quote from: lethe on April 09, 2010, 03:23:18 PM
Picture Smeagol if he wore clothes and rode a bike
your teeth are in marginally better shapes [laugh]
Quote from: KnightofNi on April 12, 2010, 05:05:46 AM
your teeth are in marginally better shapes [laugh]
I'll file them into points to better eat fish.
<walks into bar on 4th street>
<pees on floor>
<leaves>
Quote from: Mother on April 18, 2010, 02:34:17 PM
<walks into bar on 4th street>
<pees on floor>
<leaves>
Your town has 4 streets? Wow bigger than I thought it was. You're a city boy now.
Quote from: lethe on April 19, 2010, 03:27:50 AM
Your town has 4 streets? Wow bigger than I thought it was. You're a city boy now.
we have one stop light
the locals spent a few years shooting it out with shotguns every saturday night
:-\
Quote from: Mother on April 19, 2010, 02:51:26 PM
we have one stop light
the locals spent a few years shooting it out with shotguns every saturday night
:-\
don't feel so bad, I don't have to travel very far to find such behavior.
Quote from: Mother on April 18, 2010, 02:34:17 PM
<walks into bar on 4th street>
<pees on floor>
<leaves>
the bar on 4t is actually a shithole and should be shut down. thanks for the help
I hate to interrupt all this meaningful talk here, but, any chance I can get an invite for the deval mostro site??
I'm from Green Lane PA.. 10 minutes north of Harleysville, which is 15 minutes north of Lansdale. Anyone local to my area????
<pees on losesome>
Hiya new person
welcome to travis' museum for old crotchety people
hang out
enjoy
don't go to the bar on fourth street
smells like urine
Quote from: winsomelosenone on April 19, 2010, 05:53:22 PM
I hate to interrupt all this meaningful talk here, but, any chance I can get an invite for the deval mostro site??
I'm from Green Lane PA.. 10 minutes north of Harleysville, which is 15 minutes north of Lansdale. Anyone local to my area????
i'll unlock registrations but will still need to approve you.
we got nailed by spammers and i can't get rid of them.
let me know what name you sign up with and i'll get it taken care of quickly.
Quote from: KnightofNi on April 20, 2010, 05:15:42 AM
i'll unlock registrations but will still need to approve you.
we got nailed by spammers and i can't get rid of them.
let me know what name you sign up with and i'll get it taken care of quickly.
Cool,
I'll register under the same name. WinSomeLoseNone.
Quote from: winsomelosenone on April 20, 2010, 07:41:44 AM
Cool,
I'll register under the same name. WinSomeLoseNone.
it's open. go for it.
i'll approve as soon as i can after i see it come through
Cool, it's done.
<...>
Mother's tired of peeing on stuff
<pout>
Quote from: Mother on May 26, 2010, 09:24:48 PM
Mother's tired of peeing on stuff
<pout>
look at that, mom might be maturing!
Quote from: Mother on May 26, 2010, 09:24:48 PM
Mother's tired of peeing on stuff
<pout>
You can always start digging holes to bury things.
Keeps my dopey dog occupied.
Quote from: lethe on May 28, 2010, 12:37:20 PM
You can always start digging holes to bury things.
Keeps my dopey dog occupied.
random offshoot, but when I was little, maybe 8-10 years old, I buried my chore money (about $100) in a plastic bag in the back yard (5 acres). I forgot about it and when I remembered months later the grass had regrown and I NEVER found it. If anyone wants the address there is $100 buried somewhere in the backyard.
Quote from: winsomelosenone on May 28, 2010, 06:28:14 PM
random offshoot, but when I was little, maybe 8-10 years old, I buried my chore money (about $100) in a plastic bag in the back yard (5 acres). I forgot about it and when I remembered months later the grass had regrown and I NEVER found it. If anyone wants the address there is $100 buried somewhere in the backyard.
so you're saying that your nickname should be Squirrel?
Quote from: lethe on May 29, 2010, 04:57:27 AM
so you're saying that your nickname should be Squirrel?
No, I know where my nuts are. ;D
What are all you people doing in my board? What the hell is this?
Can't you see the no trespassing sign? Who tore down my gate? Out out-g'wan shoo.
Y'all be like this to me:
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/12/2010/06/4244d70f49a769df3e26c4edeb36ca75/340x.jpg)
Quote from: MrIncredible on June 15, 2010, 03:42:38 AM
What are all you people doing in my board? What the hell is this?
Can't you see the no trespassing sign? Who tore down my gate? Out out-g'wan shoo.
Y'all be like this to me:
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/12/2010/06/4244d70f49a769df3e26c4edeb36ca75/340x.jpg)
nah, lethe is far whiter than that dog.
<pees on dog>
hahahahahahahaa
Quote from: Mother on June 15, 2010, 10:23:03 PM
<pees on dog>
hahahahahahahaa
better hope that dog doesn't bite your wiener.
Quote from: KnightofNi on June 15, 2010, 11:23:27 AM
nah, lethe is far whiter than that dog.
that is why I am very slowly painting my skin in the colors of evil and despair.
At this rate 1,000 years from now all white will be gone.
Quote from: lethe on June 16, 2010, 03:59:03 PM
that is why I am very slowly painting my skin in the colors of evil and despair.
At this rate 1,000 years from now all white will be gone.
as long as you have a plan!
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you can't tell me what to do
youre not my real dad
Quote from: Mother on November 11, 2010, 08:30:12 PM
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you can't tell me what to do
youre not my real dad
I&#39;m Your Father (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwExDG7n7Zg#normal)
Bah bah baaahhhh
wtf....how bored are you?
30+ hours of no sleep makes for the crazy
Quote from: Jacob on June 10, 2011, 03:30:02 PM
30+ hours of no sleep makes for the crazy
now i understand
He's like this no matter how much sleep, or not, he's had. It's a matter of degree. ;D
Quote from: krolik on June 11, 2011, 09:53:05 AM
He's like this no matter how much sleep, or not, he's had. It's a matter of degree. ;D
this is true
Quote from: KnightofNi on June 17, 2011, 09:49:00 AM
always whacky..nice
You've met him, tell me it's not true.
i think he was trying to suppress it when i was out there.
i'll have to visit again to do more observation.
poopdollar
Quote from: KnightofNi on June 17, 2011, 07:05:12 PM
i think he was trying to suppress it when i was out there.
i'll have to visit again to do more observation.
I'm all grown up now
Quote from: krolik on June 18, 2011, 09:12:32 AM
sandbox + kitties = poopdollars
more like pooprollsofdimes
Quote from: KnightofNi on June 18, 2011, 10:08:47 AM
more like pooprollsofdimes
Lulz.
(yo knight, I work in collegeville now, at SEI by the wegmans.)
Poopichoo choo
I am the eggman.
Quote from: Veloce-Fino on June 19, 2011, 01:25:34 PM
Lulz.
(yo knight, I work in collegeville now, at SEI by the wegmans.)
love me some wegmans.
Quote from: krolik on June 19, 2011, 05:17:07 PM
I am the eggman.
does that make jacob the walrus?
Quote from: Jacob on June 18, 2011, 02:58:14 AM
I'm all grown up now
You know that was optional...
right?
Quote from: ducpainter on June 24, 2011, 07:46:20 AM
You know that was optional...
right?
grown up is just a state of mind....
Quote from: ducpainter on June 27, 2011, 06:01:10 PM
are you sure?
yep.
sometimes i ahve to make myself be a grown up...like when bills are due and i want to go drinking.
Drunk on monday
*pees out window to avoid walk to toilet
Quote from: Veloce-Fino on August 01, 2011, 08:11:09 PM
Drunk on monday
*pees out window to avoid walk to toilet
i hope you don't live ont he upper floors of an apt bldg
Quote from: KnightofNi on August 03, 2011, 07:15:05 AM
i hope you don't live ont he upper floors of an apt bldg
Sometimes those things just have to be done
Quote from: lazylightnin717 on August 06, 2011, 11:01:02 AM
Sometimes those things just have to be done
i understand. i just hope it didn't rain on anyone is all.
Yellow rain, yellow rain
Yellow rain, yellow rain
Yellow rain, yellow rain
I only wanted to see you bathing in the yellow rain
Quote from: lethe on August 12, 2011, 10:23:31 AM
Yellow rain, yellow rain
Yellow rain, yellow rain
Yellow rain, yellow rain
I only wanted to see you bathing in the yellow rain
HAHAHAHAHAHA
also, gross.
make the beast with two backs you guys
I'm shitin riiiight....heeere
woooh
better
dooood, that's like so totally not cool.
i'm unleashing my fury on portland next time i'm out there.