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Title: Face to face with ....... What would you say?
Post by: psycledelic on July 25, 2009, 03:22:55 AM
You round the corner......
The elevator door opens......
You are walking down the street.....
In line at the free clinic.....
Standing at the urinal with your hands around your.....

.....and you come face to face with insert name here

What would you say?




Joh Gosselin - "Damn dude, I would hate to see what you pay in child support!"

Leah Remini - "Uh,  :o , uh"

Chad Kroeger - "Man, can I hang out with you guys for just one night.  I can keep up, I swear.  Chad, Chad, over here.  Come on man, I know you hear me.  Chad!  Oh, ok, maybe later, nice to meet you."

Lance Armstrong - "Good to see you back racing.  I can't wait to see how you ride next year.  But Radio Shack?  Not the coolest sponsership.  I liked the Nike/Livestrong idea.  But hey, a multi million dollar sponsership, take it where you can get it.  Just be sure to round up Levi, Horner, Kloden, Johan, and Popo.  Kick ass next year!"

Alberto Contador - "Pussy, yea, pussy.  You might be the best cyclist in the world right now, but you suck as a teammate and all of your future teammates saw it.  Good luck getting any support from your team in the next couple of years.  I would be damned if I would drag your pansy ass up a 10 mile climb just to have you leave me out to dry one mile from the top.  Pussy!"

Nicky Hayden - "Hang in there man, it's coming around." 

Biological Father - "Kidney, you need a kidney.  You left us when I was 5 and never looked back and now you need a kidney.  How about a middle finger instead!"
Title: Re: Face to face with ....... What would you say?
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on July 25, 2009, 01:54:29 PM
(http://www.ratemyeverything.net/image/1219/0/Bunny_with_a_Pancake_on_Its_Head.ashx)
Title: Re: Face to face with ....... What would you say?
Post by: He Man on July 25, 2009, 03:46:07 PM
is it okay if i spare the panckae and eat the bunny?
Title: Re: Face to face with ....... What would you say?
Post by: psycledelic on July 26, 2009, 02:48:21 AM
Wow, talk about a flop.  Made sense in my head.  Cute Bunny!
Title: Re: Face to face with ....... What would you say?
Post by: Rufus120 on July 26, 2009, 08:26:56 AM
Made sense to me, but the people I thought of are all basically politically motivated so I didn't post a reply.  Maybe it'll catch on soon
Title: Re: Face to face with ....... What would you say?
Post by: MendoDave on July 26, 2009, 08:50:18 AM
Quote from: MrIncredible on July 25, 2009, 01:54:29 PM
(http://www.ratemyeverything.net/image/1219/0/Bunny_with_a_Pancake_on_Its_Head.ashx)

You could start a whole thread with that bunny.
Title: Re: Face to face with ....... What would you say?
Post by: roy-nexus-6 on July 26, 2009, 02:15:53 PM
Quote from: psycledelic on July 25, 2009, 03:22:55 AM
Biological Father - "Kidney, you need a kidney.  You left us when I was 5 and never looked back and now you need a kidney.  How about a middle finger instead!"

[laugh]
Title: Re: Face to face with ....... What would you say?
Post by: redxblack on July 26, 2009, 07:52:27 PM
Quote from: Rufus120 on July 26, 2009, 08:26:56 AM
Made sense to me, but the people I thought of are all basically politically motivated so I didn't post a reply.  Maybe it'll catch on soon

same here. I'd ask L. Armstrong about Sheryl Crow. She's cute.
Title: Re: Face to face with ....... What would you say?
Post by: DoubleEagle on July 26, 2009, 09:03:28 PM
Ruth Iverson- A woman whom I have been in love with since I was 13.

She was one year older than I.

She married a man when she was 19 and moved to Baltimore, MD.

I was away at University.

3 years later I ran into her , over the Summer. She was back in town .

Up until then I had never told her how I felt about her.

Her husband was in Viet Nam in the Army .

We became very close .So close that she said that she was going to divorce her husband and marry me.

Ruth told me that she never loved her husband and just married him to get out of the house.She said that she truly loved me.

When he came home from Viet Nam she told him of her intentions .

One night not long after he was back she called me late at night to tell me that the 2 of them were leaving for North Carolina and I was to not attempt to contact her.

I told her I'd wait 10 years for her to change her mind.

She hung up the phone.

She never changed her mind .

MY QUESTION : WHY ?

Dolph
Title: Re: Face to face with ....... What would you say?
Post by: Rufus120 on July 26, 2009, 09:19:24 PM
^^^^^I'm gonna just guess and say she was told she couldn't change her mind.
Title: Re: Face to face with ....... What would you say?
Post by: Scottish on July 26, 2009, 09:33:32 PM
Quote from: redxblack on July 26, 2009, 07:52:27 PM
same here. I'd ask L. Armstrong about Sheryl Crow. She's cute.
But OMG, can someone make her shut-up? The most inane drivel ever poors forth from her mouth.

I would ask Sheryl Crow why after such a cool start with the song and video for Leaving Las Vegas did you follow it up with such suckiness?

I would ask my friend John C. if he's ever forgiven me.
Title: Re: Face to face with ....... What would you say?
Post by: Holden on July 26, 2009, 10:35:25 PM
Emilio Estevez - "Emilio!!"
Title: Re: Face to face with ....... What would you say?
Post by: psycledelic on July 27, 2009, 01:16:32 PM
Quote from: Holden on July 26, 2009, 10:35:25 PM
Emilio Estevez - "Emilio!!"

Carlos Estevez = Charlie Sheen?  They all has some issues. 
Title: Re: Face to face with ....... What would you say?
Post by: Kopfjäger on July 27, 2009, 01:48:56 PM
Martin Sheen = Ramón Gerardo Antonio Estévez
Title: Re: Face to face with ....... What would you say?
Post by: superjohn on July 27, 2009, 02:03:00 PM
The glory of Estevez. Or is that Gloria Estefan? Whatever.
Title: Re: Face to face with ....... What would you say?
Post by: corndog67 on July 27, 2009, 07:39:33 PM
There are some issues going on here.  It's nothing that 20 years of therapy couldn't fix, though.