Face to face with ....... What would you say?

[psycledelic]

You round the corner......
The elevator door opens......
You are walking down the street.....
In line at the free clinic.....
Standing at the urinal with your hands around your.....

.....and you come face to face with insert name here. 

What would you say?



Joh Gosselin - "Damn dude, I would hate to see what you pay in child support!"

Leah Remini - "Uh,  , uh"

Chad Kroeger - "Man, can I hang out with you guys for just one night.  I can keep up, I swear.  Chad, Chad, over here.  Come on man, I know you hear me.  Chad!  Oh, ok, maybe later, nice to meet you."

Lance Armstrong - "Good to see you back racing.  I can't wait to see how you ride next year.  But Radio Shack?  Not the coolest sponsership.  I liked the Nike/Livestrong idea.  But hey, a multi million dollar sponsership, take it where you can get it.  Just be sure to round up Levi, Horner, Kloden, Johan, and Popo.  Kick ass next year!"

Alberto Contador - "Pussy, yea, pussy.  You might be the best cyclist in the world right now, but you suck as a teammate and all of your future teammates saw it.  Good luck getting any support from your team in the next couple of years.  I would be damned if I would drag your pansy ass up a 10 mile climb just to have you leave me out to dry one mile from the top.  Pussy!"

Nicky Hayden - "Hang in there man, it's coming around." 

Biological Father - "Kidney, you need a kidney.  You left us when I was 5 and never looked back and now you need a kidney.  How about a middle finger instead!"

[Popeye the Sailor]

[He Man]

is it okay if i spare the panckae and eat the bunny?

[psycledelic]

Wow, talk about a flop.  Made sense in my head.  Cute Bunny!

[Rufus120]

Made sense to me, but the people I thought of are all basically politically motivated so I didn't post a reply.  Maybe it'll catch on soon

[MendoDave]

You could start a whole thread with that bunny.

[roy-nexus-6]

Biological Father - "Kidney, you need a kidney.  You left us when I was 5 and never looked back and now you need a kidney.  How about a middle finger instead!"

[redxblack]

Made sense to me, but the people I thought of are all basically politically motivated so I didn't post a reply.  Maybe it'll catch on soon

same here. I'd ask L. Armstrong about Sheryl Crow. She's cute.

[DoubleEagle]

Ruth Iverson- A woman whom I have been in love with since I was 13.

She was one year older than I.

She married a man when she was 19 and moved to Baltimore, MD.

I was away at University.

3 years later I ran into her , over the Summer. She was back in town .

Up until then I had never told her how I felt about her.

Her husband was in Viet Nam in the Army .

We became very close .So close that she said that she was going to divorce her husband and marry me.

Ruth told me that she never loved her husband and just married him to get out of the house.She said that she truly loved me.

When he came home from Viet Nam she told him of her intentions .

One night not long after he was back she called me late at night to tell me that the 2 of them were leaving for North Carolina and I was to not attempt to contact her.

I told her I'd wait 10 years for her to change her mind.

She hung up the phone.

She never changed her mind .

MY QUESTION : WHY ?

Dolph

[Rufus120]

^^^^^I'm gonna just guess and say she was told she couldn't change her mind.

[Scottish]

same here. I'd ask L. Armstrong about Sheryl Crow. She's cute.

But OMG, can someone make her shut-up? The most inane drivel ever poors forth from her mouth.

I would ask Sheryl Crow why after such a cool start with the song and video for Leaving Las Vegas did you follow it up with such suckiness?

I would ask my friend John C. if he's ever forgiven me.

[Holden]

Emilio Estevez - "Emilio!!"

[psycledelic]

Emilio Estevez - "Emilio!!"

Carlos Estevez = Charlie Sheen?  They all has some issues. 

[Kopfjäger]

Martin Sheen = Ramón Gerardo Antonio Estévez

[superjohn]

The glory of Estevez. Or is that Gloria Estefan? Whatever.