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Title: Anyone seen my COUGAR?????
Post by: dp1098 on July 26, 2009, 11:50:11 AM
I seem to have left my Cougar at Rhodeside last week.  I'm not sure what happened really, it was all just a blur.  One minute she was there, in her designated spot, and the next minute, she wasn't!!  Then, all of sudden, she was back - but she was PISSED that we had bogarted her spot.  I think we did a good job of calming her down with all the talk about meaningful relationships and getting laid, but truthfully, I really miss her.  I left and just couldn't stop thinking about her.  You know, the way she portrayed her "paddle-shifters", and how she so kindly referred to all of us sportbike riders as M*$%## F*@&#*& Ninja  F**$^#@* Sportbike F*$^&@*# Riders.  It all made me think about how great she could have been if she had just shut the f*** up for one second and...

Nevermind, I thought I left my cougar at Rhodeside last week.  I don't want it anymore; Cougars require to much attention and the end result is always disappointing unless you enjoy changing their Depends for them...  Good luck to the new lucky owner!
Title: Re: Anyone seen my COUGAR?????
Post by: Lars D on July 26, 2009, 05:06:26 PM
I haven't seen your Cougar, however she may be at Rhodeside this week.



Title: Re: Anyone seen my COUGAR?????
Post by: zooom on July 27, 2009, 04:15:55 AM
your cougar especially liked to comment about how Ducati's came in "PUSSY" yellow!...LOL
Title: Re: Anyone seen my COUGAR?????
Post by: Big Troubled Bear on July 27, 2009, 05:38:21 AM
How much older before considered a Cougar ;)
Title: Re: Anyone seen my COUGAR?????
Post by: dolci on July 28, 2009, 06:25:33 AM
Quote from: Big Troubled Bear on July 27, 2009, 05:38:21 AM
How much older before considered a Cougar ;)

good question.....what's the age cutoff??? ???
Title: Re: Anyone seen my COUGAR?????
Post by: Slide Panda on July 28, 2009, 07:10:13 AM
Well, it's just over 24 hours before you can go back and see if your new GF is there... or hell you could go buzz the parking lot on your pussy yeller bike tonight
Title: Re: Anyone seen my COUGAR?????
Post by: Stillie on July 28, 2009, 07:35:36 AM
One thing is for certain, she will never forget the day she learned about "the stranger".  ;D