Anyone seen my COUGAR?????

[dp1098]

I seem to have left my Cougar at Rhodeside last week.  I'm not sure what happened really, it was all just a blur.  One minute she was there, in her designated spot, and the next minute, she wasn't!!  Then, all of sudden, she was back - but she was PISSED that we had bogarted her spot.  I think we did a good job of calming her down with all the talk about meaningful relationships and getting laid, but truthfully, I really miss her.  I left and just couldn't stop thinking about her.  You know, the way she portrayed her "paddle-shifters", and how she so kindly referred to all of us sportbike riders as M*$%## F*@&#*& Ninja  F**$^#@* Sportbike F*$^&@*# Riders.  It all made me think about how great she could have been if she had just shut the f*** up for one second and...

Nevermind, I thought I left my cougar at Rhodeside last week.  I don't want it anymore; Cougars require to much attention and the end result is always disappointing unless you enjoy changing their Depends for them...  Good luck to the new lucky owner!

[Lars D]

I haven't seen your Cougar, however she may be at Rhodeside this week.

[zooom]

your cougar especially liked to comment about how Ducati's came in "PUSSY" yellow!...LOL

[Big Troubled Bear]

How much older before considered a Cougar

[dolci]

How much older before considered a Cougar

good question.....what's the age cutoff???

[Slide Panda]

Well, it's just over 24 hours before you can go back and see if your new GF is there... or hell you could go buzz the parking lot on your pussy yeller bike tonight

[Stillie]

One thing is for certain, she will never forget the day she learned about "the stranger".