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Title: Horse Molester
Post by: Xiphias on July 30, 2009, 03:06:39 AM
 [puke]



http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090730/ap_on_re_us/us_accused_horse_molester;_ylt=AtTmeAcZk4k4sVLenRIBR52s0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTFpbm5oNTU4BHBvcwMyOARzZWMDYWNjb3JkaW9uX21vc3RfcG9wdWxhcgRzbGsDcG9saWNlc2NtYW5j (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090730/ap_on_re_us/us_accused_horse_molester;_ylt=AtTmeAcZk4k4sVLenRIBR52s0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTFpbm5oNTU4BHBvcwMyOARzZWMDYWNjb3JkaW9uX21vc3RfcG9wdWxhcgRzbGsDcG9saWNlc2NtYW5j)
Title: Re: Horse Molester
Post by: Porsche Monkey on July 30, 2009, 03:58:50 AM
That is disturbing. 
Title: Re: Horse Molester
Post by: KnightofNi on July 30, 2009, 05:38:44 AM
he's going to show up on megan's law sites because he make the beast with two backsed a horse.


wow...
Title: Re: Horse Molester
Post by: Grampa on July 30, 2009, 05:59:23 AM
when asked if the sex was consensual....

the horse said

"neigh"
Title: Re: Horse Molester
Post by: redxblack on July 30, 2009, 06:31:50 AM
I'd love to be the defense lawyer on this one. "He didn't molest the horse, he made love to it"
[bang]

Wasn't there a guy in one of the Darwin Awards books who was killed when he did the same thing to a horse and the horse kicked him in the chest?
Title: Re: Horse Molester
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on July 30, 2009, 07:06:05 AM
Sounds like a stable relationship to me.
Title: Re: Horse Molester
Post by: redxblack on July 30, 2009, 07:17:24 AM
you magnificent bastard! lol.
Title: Re: Horse Molester
Post by: derby on July 30, 2009, 09:25:05 AM
Quote from: redxblack on July 30, 2009, 06:31:50 AM
I'd love to be the defense lawyer on this one. "He didn't molest the horse, he made love to it"
[bang]

Wasn't there a guy in one of the Darwin Awards books who was killed when he did the same thing to a horse and the horse kicked him in the chest?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Pinyan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Pinyan)
Title: Re: Horse Molester
Post by: Grampa on July 30, 2009, 10:57:43 AM
ZOO (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0l1Z3sZCf4#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)
Title: Re: Horse Molester
Post by: JEFF_H on July 30, 2009, 11:08:14 AM
And yet....the Donkey Show is a thriving industry in TJ.
Title: Re: Horse Molester
Post by: Grampa on July 30, 2009, 11:17:37 AM
Quote from: JEFF_H on July 30, 2009, 11:08:14 AM
And yet....the Donkey Show is a thriving industry in TJ.

only the one with the ping pong ball warm-up routine
Title: Re: Horse Molester
Post by: pennyrobber on July 30, 2009, 11:41:17 AM
I heard this documentary has a big colt following.  [laugh]

Quote from: bobspapa on July 30, 2009, 10:57:43 AM
ZOO (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0l1Z3sZCf4#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)
Title: Re: Horse Molester
Post by: derby on July 30, 2009, 01:54:56 PM
Quote from: pennyrobber on July 30, 2009, 11:41:17 AM
I heard this documentary has a big colt following.  [laugh]


you attempt to out-pun mrincredible has failed.
Title: Re: Horse Molester
Post by: CairnsDuc on July 30, 2009, 01:59:05 PM
This reminds of a couple of episodes of Deadwood... :P

I mean really, who looks at an Animal and thinks "That's a cute Horse" or "I've always loved a cow in Tight Leather" and is right in the head?

As Jeff Foxworthy would say "That Aint Right!"  :o
Title: Re: Horse Molester
Post by: cyrus buelton on July 30, 2009, 02:11:38 PM
Quote from: JEFF_H on July 30, 2009, 11:08:14 AM
And yet....the Donkey Show is a thriving industry in TJ.

That's what I've never understood.


It is apparently acceptable for a woman to make the beast with two backs a donkey but a guy can't do a horse?



(note: I think both sides are extremely disturbing and twisted)
Title: Re: Horse Molester
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on July 30, 2009, 02:54:49 PM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on July 30, 2009, 02:11:38 PM
That's what I've never understood.

It is apparently acceptable for a woman to make the beast with two backs a donkey but a guy can't do a horse?

(note: I think both sides are extremely disturbing and twisted)

Well, on the horse lover side, it's apparently all about the bestiality.


The donkey lovers are paid to do it. I'm not sure it makes it more acceptable, but it might shed some light on the motivation.
Title: Re: Horse Molester
Post by: pennyrobber on July 30, 2009, 02:58:28 PM
So if this guy got payed to do this horse, would he also be up for prostitution charges.
Title: Re: Horse Molester
Post by: ryandalling on July 30, 2009, 03:21:05 PM
Some guy in Washington a couple years back was killed filming a porn while having a stallion... uh.... mount him from behind... I guess it ripped him open and he had too much internal bleeding... from what I recall... his buddies dumped him at the hospital and took off... but still posted the video of it online... sick sick sick world...  [puke]
Title: Re: Horse Molester
Post by: derby on July 30, 2009, 03:24:53 PM
Quote from: ryandalling on July 30, 2009, 03:21:05 PM
Some guy in Washington a couple years back was killed filming a porn while having a stallion... uh.... mount him from behind... I guess it ripped him open and he had too much internal bleeding... from what I recall... his buddies dumped him at the hospital and took off... but still posted the video of it online... sick sick sick world...  [puke]

maybe you missed the link i posted earlier...

Quote from: derby on July 30, 2009, 09:25:05 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Pinyan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Pinyan)
Title: Re: Horse Molester
Post by: GAAN on July 30, 2009, 06:15:41 PM
Hey, make the beast with two backso, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
Title: Re: Horse Molester
Post by: psycledelic on July 30, 2009, 08:12:14 PM
You can't deny true love. 

I thought the rule here was, without the video, it didn't happen.
Not that I would have watched it....but.....uh.....never mind.
Title: Re: Horse Molester
Post by: derby on July 30, 2009, 09:54:43 PM
Quote from: psycledelic on July 30, 2009, 08:12:14 PM
You can't deny true love. 

I thought the rule here was, without the video, it didn't happen.
Not that I would have watched it....but.....uh.....never mind.

http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en-us&q=mr+hands&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8 (http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en-us&q=mr+hands&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8)
Title: Re: Horse Molester
Post by: GAAN on July 30, 2009, 10:41:34 PM
Quote from: derby on July 30, 2009, 09:54:43 PM
http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en-us&q=mr+hands&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8 (http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en-us&q=mr+hands&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8)

jesus make the beast with two backs

that is not right
Title: Re: Horse Molester
Post by: cyrus buelton on July 31, 2009, 04:55:10 AM
Quote from: MrIncredible on July 30, 2009, 02:54:49 PM
The donkey lovers are paid to do it.

You gotta be in dire straits if you are willing to blow a donkey................
Title: Re: Horse Molester
Post by: Grampa on July 31, 2009, 05:20:43 AM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on July 31, 2009, 04:55:10 AM
You gotta be in dire straits if you are willing to blow a donkey................
I'm Mark Knopfler, and I do not approve this message.
Title: Re: Horse Molester
Post by: psycledelic on July 31, 2009, 08:32:30 AM
Quote from: derby on July 30, 2009, 09:54:43 PM
http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en-us&q=mr+hands&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8 (http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en-us&q=mr+hands&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8)

I opened the link and placed the cursor over the top google search, but couldn't pull the trigger.  I am getting to be such a puss in my old age.
Title: Re: Horse Molester
Post by: Grampa on July 31, 2009, 08:58:12 AM
Quote from: psycledelic on July 31, 2009, 08:32:30 AM
I opened the link and placed the cursor over the top google search, but couldn't pull the trigger.  I am getting to be such a puss in my old age.

it's all fun and games until somebody gets their browneye shot out
Title: Re: Horse Molester
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on July 31, 2009, 10:44:01 AM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on July 31, 2009, 04:55:10 AM
You gotta be in dire straits if you are willing to blow a donkey................

I suspect that's one of the reasons people might go watch. You have to wonder how far you have to sink before blowing donkeys in front of strangers for cash seems like a good deal.
Title: Re: Horse Molester
Post by: cyrus buelton on July 31, 2009, 11:04:55 AM
Quote from: MrIncredible on July 31, 2009, 10:44:01 AM
I suspect that's one of the reasons people might go watch.

I am one that will occasionally partake in someone's misfortune, but I wouldn't go watch them blow a donkey.


I mean seriously...........


that is really make the beast with two backsing weird.
Title: Re: Horse Molester
Post by: Rufus120 on July 31, 2009, 11:37:27 AM
Quote from: psycledelic on July 31, 2009, 08:32:30 AM
I opened the link and placed the cursor over the top google search, but couldn't pull the trigger.  I am getting to be such a puss in my old age.

You're not alone.  I was scarred enough by 2 girls 1 cup.  I don't want anything to do with any of the links on that page.  [puke] 
Title: Re: Horse Molester
Post by: pennyrobber on July 31, 2009, 11:39:21 AM
http://pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF059-Disgusting_Ted.jpg (http://pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF059-Disgusting_Ted.jpg)
Title: Re: Horse Molester
Post by: corndog67 on August 02, 2009, 08:03:42 AM
Quote from: Rufus120 on July 31, 2009, 11:37:27 AM
You're not alone.  I was scarred enough by 2 girls 1 cup.  I don't want anything to do with any of the links on that page.  [puke] 

When I sold the Blackbird a while back on Craiglslist, I received 44 bogus requests to send it to England, Nigeria, Canadia, just all kinds of BS, and I started linking them to 2girls1cup.com, and none of them ever replied back.


On the other hand, maybe that was a particularly good looking horse.