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Title: Ferrari anyone
Post by: Dockstrada on August 01, 2009, 02:01:35 AM
Just when you thought the Italians couldn't improve on perfection  :o

MAMMA............ I WANT ONE 

  :'(

Ferrari 458 Italia (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4HN0gvo-Nw#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)


Title: Re: Ferrari anyone
Post by: mattyvas on August 01, 2009, 02:26:54 AM
Can I go you thirds, as in you pay 2/3's and I pay the other.


Title: Re: Ferrari anyone
Post by: Big T on August 01, 2009, 02:29:24 AM
Can I go you thirds, as in you pay 2/3's and I pay the other.

Put me down for $50 as well...........  [cheeky]  [cheeky]


Title: Re: Ferrari anyone
Post by: mattyvas on August 01, 2009, 02:30:33 AM
Grand?


Title: Re: Ferrari anyone
Post by: Dockstrada on August 01, 2009, 02:33:39 AM
Hey dose anyone know how much a kidney will fetch these days  ???


Title: Re: Ferrari anyone
Post by: Jukie on August 01, 2009, 02:35:38 AM
no but a spleen will cost about 10,000 euro


Title: Re: Ferrari anyone
Post by: Dockstrada on August 01, 2009, 02:37:01 AM
no but a spleen will cost about 10,000 euro

Nah already got one of them ,Their over rated  :-*


Title: Re: Ferrari anyone
Post by: mattyvas on August 01, 2009, 02:44:09 AM
Runs about $50k


Title: Re: Ferrari anyone
Post by: Dockstrada on August 01, 2009, 02:55:06 AM
We have 2 don't we

Kidney's 100k plus gst 
Spleen $16,949.49
left nut 20k
Hey what about the old fella  :) ???
Heartilage, Hmm I think that's f*#ked inet....... got to still be worth something  :-\

Man I'm short some


Alright Matty and Trev  what you got  [popcorn]



Title: Re: Ferrari anyone
Post by: mattyvas on August 01, 2009, 03:12:45 AM
Kidney, un-used don't drink so it's worth double correct? $100k
I'll let the right testie go at market value +GST+VAT
Spleen market has been flooded, jukie's Italian mate's fault.

Let's see what else ???
Hmmmmm, couple of ribs maybe

So i've got $100+ or so.


Title: Re: Ferrari anyone
Post by: mostro900 on August 01, 2009, 03:53:12 AM
Kidney, un-used don't drink so it's worth double correct? $100k
I'll let the right testie go at market value +GST+VAT

Matty, kidney hasn't been proven - so we don't know it will work with alcohol - that'll bring the price down. As for giving up the right nut ????? I know you have 2, but....


Vince, did you see that Ferrari FXX on the Top Gear track ?


Title: Re: Ferrari anyone
Post by: Big T on August 01, 2009, 01:30:15 PM
I'm in for a Kidney.......

Anb of course there is my "Stud" services.......  [cheeky]

A good race horse gets $100k ish for services rendered.......

A top prostitute gets $4gs an hour.....

Surely I can fit in there somewhere and get some quick cash........  8)  8)


Title: Re: Ferrari anyone
Post by: Betty on August 01, 2009, 02:09:42 PM
A top prostitute gets $4gs an hour.....

Shit, do they charge by the minute?

I mean, lets face it, if they are good enough at their job to charge that sort of hourly rate ... surely it won't take long to get the desired 'result'


Title: Re: Ferrari anyone
Post by: Big T on August 01, 2009, 02:20:19 PM
Shit, do they charge by the minute?

I mean, lets face it, if they are good enough at their job to charge that sort of hourly rate ... surely it won't take long to get the desired 'result'

Betty that equates to $66.67 per minute.......

So I'm guessing that for most of us $30 should cover it????  [cheeky]  [cheeky]


Title: Re: Ferrari anyone
Post by: ducsport on August 02, 2009, 03:06:06 AM
Betty that equates to $66.67 per minute.......

So I'm guessing that for most of us $30 should cover it????  [cheeky]  [cheeky]
   [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [clap] [clap] [clap]


Title: Re: Ferrari anyone
Post by: Spider on August 02, 2009, 11:12:54 PM
Betty that equates to $66.67 per minute.......

So I'm guessing that for most of us $30 should cover it????  [cheeky]  [cheeky]

as I tell my wife "it may only be 23 seconds...best it's the best 23 seconds of your day!"

 [thumbsup]


Title: Re: Ferrari anyone
Post by: Jukie on August 02, 2009, 11:17:59 PM
23 seconds it that all  [roll], you poor wife not getting satisfied  [thumbsup]


Title: Re: Ferrari anyone
Post by: bazz20 on August 03, 2009, 12:14:20 AM
as I tell my wife "it may only be 23 seconds...best it's the best 23 seconds of your day!"

 [thumbsup]
jeez spider i didnt know you were a marathon man  [laugh] i reckon you would be like the bloke out true blood, its piss funny show


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