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« on: August 01, 2009, 02:01:35 AM »

Just when you thought the Italians couldn't improve on perfection  Shocked

MAMMA............ I WANT ONE 

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Ferrari 458 Italia
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« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2009, 02:26:54 AM »

Can I go you thirds, as in you pay 2/3's and I pay the other.
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« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2009, 02:29:24 AM »

Can I go you thirds, as in you pay 2/3's and I pay the other.

Put me down for $50 as well...........  cheeky  cheeky
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« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2009, 02:30:33 AM »

Grand?
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« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2009, 02:33:39 AM »

Hey dose anyone know how much a kidney will fetch these days  Huh?
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« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2009, 02:35:38 AM »

no but a spleen will cost about 10,000 euro
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« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2009, 02:37:01 AM »

no but a spleen will cost about 10,000 euro

Nah already got one of them ,Their over rated  Kiss
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« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2009, 02:44:09 AM »

Runs about $50k
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« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2009, 02:55:06 AM »

We have 2 don't we

Kidney's 100k plus gst 
Spleen $16,949.49
left nut 20k
Hey what about the old fella  Smiley Huh?
Heartilage, Hmm I think that's f*#ked inet....... got to still be worth something  Undecided

Man I'm short some


Alright Matty and Trev  what you got  popcorn

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« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2009, 03:12:45 AM »

Kidney, un-used don't drink so it's worth double correct? $100k
I'll let the right testie go at market value +GST+VAT
Spleen market has been flooded, jukie's Italian mate's fault.

Let's see what else Huh?
Hmmmmm, couple of ribs maybe

So i've got $100+ or so.
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« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2009, 03:53:12 AM »

Kidney, un-used don't drink so it's worth double correct? $100k
I'll let the right testie go at market value +GST+VAT

Matty, kidney hasn't been proven - so we don't know it will work with alcohol - that'll bring the price down. As for giving up the right nut Huh??? I know you have 2, but....


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« Reply #11 on: August 01, 2009, 01:30:15 PM »

I'm in for a Kidney.......

Anb of course there is my "Stud" services.......  cheeky

A good race horse gets $100k ish for services rendered.......

A top prostitute gets $4gs an hour.....

Surely I can fit in there somewhere and get some quick cash........  Cool  Cool
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« Reply #12 on: August 01, 2009, 02:09:42 PM »

A top prostitute gets $4gs an hour.....

Shit, do they charge by the minute?

I mean, lets face it, if they are good enough at their job to charge that sort of hourly rate ... surely it won't take long to get the desired 'result'
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« Reply #13 on: August 01, 2009, 02:20:19 PM »

Shit, do they charge by the minute?

I mean, lets face it, if they are good enough at their job to charge that sort of hourly rate ... surely it won't take long to get the desired 'result'

Betty that equates to $66.67 per minute.......

So I'm guessing that for most of us $30 should cover it?Huh?  cheeky  cheeky
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« Reply #14 on: August 02, 2009, 03:06:06 AM »

Betty that equates to $66.67 per minute.......

So I'm guessing that for most of us $30 should cover it?Huh?  cheeky  cheeky
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