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Title: Who is the sexual deviant in your relationship?
Post by: GAAN on August 03, 2009, 05:51:57 PM
or

what do you wear to bed?

After meeting some of couples on the DMF I've decided that

Visolara is the Deviant and Neenja the Vanilla

Mr Incredible is the Deviant

Bobspapa is the Deviant

DucDucgoosme is the Deviant

...Hhhm there is a pattern...

Oh wait

Ducmouse is def' the Deviant

...pattern broken...

Bick def' Deviant

And so on

As for me, I'm a certified Angel







Title: Re: Who is the sexual deviant in your relationship?
Post by: Grampa on August 03, 2009, 05:54:33 PM
ssssshhhhhhh, I haven't outed myself to lm yet




[evil]


[laugh]
Title: Re: Who is the sexual deviant in your relationship?
Post by: GAAN on August 03, 2009, 06:07:58 PM
Actually Jess and I were bantering about Dave

I figured he walks around in chaps with a derby hat and a bowtie when he is home alone

but I figured I'd include everyone else

because

you know it is kinda a little weird and uncomfortable to talk about a guys sexual habits that you haven't even met

and

what if other people found out about it?

How embarrassing would that be?
Title: Re: Who is the sexual deviant in your relationship?
Post by: corndog67 on August 03, 2009, 07:48:03 PM
My horse is the deviant one.


Wiiiiillllllbbbbbbbbuuuuurrrrrr.   Hey, Buddy boy!!!!
Title: Re: Who is the sexual deviant in your relationship?
Post by: Rufus120 on August 03, 2009, 07:53:32 PM
 [popcorn]
Title: Re: Who is the sexual deviant in your relationship?
Post by: brimo on August 03, 2009, 10:24:16 PM
And why does your avatar have a bandage on his anus?....must have been something deviant going on there...
Title: Re: Who is the sexual deviant in your relationship?
Post by: Big Troubled Bear on August 03, 2009, 11:00:44 PM
Yes the bandage does raise a few questions ;D
Title: Re: Who is the sexual deviant in your relationship?
Post by: Monsterlover on August 04, 2009, 02:37:30 AM
I think that's a bow on his tail but anal bandage is much funnier so let's go with that.
Title: Re: Who is the sexual deviant in your relationship?
Post by: DesmoDiva on August 04, 2009, 01:41:01 PM
 [laugh] [laugh]

[popcorn]

I'm the deviant one
Title: Re: Who is the sexual deviant in your relationship?
Post by: duccarlos on August 04, 2009, 01:45:44 PM
Look at my avatar... do you have to ask? 0:-)
Title: Re: Who is the sexual deviant in your relationship?
Post by: Grampa on August 04, 2009, 02:23:21 PM
Quote from: duccarlos on August 04, 2009, 01:45:44 PM
Look at my avatar... do you have to ask? 0:-)

Hey Zeus
Title: Re: Who is the sexual deviant in your relationship?
Post by: duccarlos on August 04, 2009, 06:07:43 PM
Jesus will strike you down.
Title: Re: Who is the sexual deviant in your relationship?
Post by: Monsterlover on August 04, 2009, 06:22:28 PM
Quote from: DesmoDiva on August 04, 2009, 01:41:01 PM
[laugh] [laugh]

[popcorn]

I'm the deviant one

me too, forgot to add that last post ;D

[evil]
Title: Re: Who is the sexual deviant in your relationship?
Post by: Rev. Millertime on August 04, 2009, 06:30:35 PM
Mom... an angel?  HA!

I seem to remember a discussion in Ouray about what went on in your room, Mother.  I think the term used was "Night Thrusting".
Title: Re: Who is the sexual deviant in your relationship?
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on August 04, 2009, 06:53:35 PM
I'm not sure why my sexual deviancy is a topic of casual conversation in other households.



Unless you guys saw the video?
Title: Re: Who is the sexual deviant in your relationship?
Post by: DoubleEagle on August 04, 2009, 07:17:19 PM
It's my right hand  :-[

Dolph       ;D
Title: Re: Who is the sexual deviant in your relationship?
Post by: Monsterlover on August 04, 2009, 07:45:32 PM
Should I add it to my netflix queue?
Title: Re: Who is the sexual deviant in your relationship?
Post by: JBubble on August 04, 2009, 07:59:16 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on August 04, 2009, 06:53:35 PM
I'm not sure why my sexual deviancy is a topic of casual conversation in other households.



Unless you guys saw the video?

Paula brought it over.