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Title: I'm sick of this person Post by: He Man on August 09, 2009, 05:50:57 PM Dear mystery haunting ghost,
Please stop haunting my garage. Since last year August, you have been floating around the front of my garage around the hours of 9pm-4am (perhaps later because I have yet to stay there past 4am). The deed is no longer in your name (or your familys) and it is now in legal ownership to the He family. I am sorry that you are now dead, weather it was a cold blooded axe murder, or your soul simply is seeking someone to communicate with a still living loved one (if she or he is dead, please realize I cannot speak to the dead, if you are stuck in limbo/purgatory, I'm not sure if you qualify as dead, so we may still be able to communicate). If your intentions are to simply haunt me, I will do everything in my power to silver bullet your ass back to limbo. If you have good intentions please tell the white cat that I only assume you send to tell me you are there, to stop trying to eat my guinea pigs that I have in my garage. I really dont enjoy a blood trail leading to a guinea pigs head every few weeks. I am willing to feed you (the cat, if the animal is a representation of you) if you are willing to stop killing my guinea pigs. Also, if you are the one responsible for safe guarding my motorcycle from being stolen when my dumb ass leaves it parked outside with the keys in it. Thank You. Otherwise, disregard my last statement. - He Man Title: Re: I'm sick of this person Post by: red baron on August 09, 2009, 05:59:29 PM Poor little guinea piggies. :'(
Title: Re: I'm sick of this person Post by: Holden on August 09, 2009, 06:56:00 PM (http://glarp.atk.com/2004_IRL/CCI/images/22WMR%20Maxi%20Mag.jpg)
cat-b-gone—worked for me! [popcorn] Title: Re: I'm sick of this person Post by: He Man on August 09, 2009, 07:52:57 PM what ithe make the beast with two backs. what if the soul jumps into anotherr cat?
it doenst help that the neighorhood cats goes missing and im chinese. people will start knocking on my door. Title: Re: I'm sick of this person Post by: brimo on August 09, 2009, 11:43:06 PM what ithe make the beast with two backs. what if the soul jumps into anotherr cat? it doenst help that the neighorhood cats goes missing and im chinese. people will start knocking on my door. Well..invite them in for Dim Sum then..... Title: Re: I'm sick of this person Post by: NAKID on August 10, 2009, 02:36:09 AM what ithe make the beast with two backs. what if the soul jumps into anotherr cat? it doenst help that the neighorhood cats goes missing and im chinese. people will start knocking on my door. Yeah, haven't you seen Fallen? Title: Re: I'm sick of this person Post by: Holden on August 10, 2009, 03:32:49 AM what ithe make the beast with two backs. what if the soul jumps into anotherr cat? [laugh]it doenst help that the neighorhood cats goes missing and im chinese. people will start knocking on my door. try silver bullets. stake the corpse to ward off spirits and neighbors. if that doesn't work, try rearranging your furniture. Title: Re: I'm sick of this person Post by: ducatiz on August 10, 2009, 04:26:58 AM what ithe make the beast with two backs. what if the soul jumps into anotherr cat? it doenst help that the neighorhood cats goes missing and im chinese. people will start knocking on my door. see, that is funny self deprecating humor around me we have a huge number of koreans -- i mean the county is about 25% korean. i was at the store (Lotte, a korean chain) and one of the stockers was talking to another one -- "some guy asked if we have dog -- do we have dog?" other stocker -- "hell no, it would be sold out in a minute, so many old guys living here!" (both korean).. i couldn't help but laugh out loud. Title: Re: I'm sick of this person Post by: cyrus buelton on August 10, 2009, 04:47:37 AM a good friend of mine had dog when he lived in China; said it was pretty good if you can get past the fact it is a dog.
Title: Re: I'm sick of this person Post by: hypurone on August 10, 2009, 05:44:53 AM Sounds like the GP's are a sacrifice for him/her looking out for yer shit when you pull a no-brainer. Mebbe time to just start feeding the cat (cat food)?
as for this: around me we have a huge number of koreans -- i mean the county is about 25% korean. i was at the store (Lotte, a korean chain) and one of the stockers was talking to another one -- "some guy asked if we have dog -- do we have dog?" other stocker -- "hell no, it would be sold out in a minute, so many old guys living here!" (both korean).. i couldn't help but laugh out loud. That's messed up... >:( and this: a good friend of mine had dog when he lived in China; said it was pretty good if you can get past the fact it is a dog. That's make the beast with two backsED up! >:( Title: Re: I'm sick of this person Post by: ducatiz on August 10, 2009, 05:54:58 AM That's messed up... >:( and this: That's make the beast with two backsED up! >:( I am not one to judge. I eat animals. I wouldn't eat dog or cat. I also don't eat pig, but I have eaten plenty of other animals: goat, bison, deer, antelope, elk, etc. I mean, as long as it's not a human, it's not off limits. People just eat what they have around. Title: Re: I'm sick of this person Post by: cyrus buelton on August 10, 2009, 06:15:18 AM That's make the beast with two backsED up! >:( What's make the beast with two backsed up? that our culture treats dogs as pets while another culture eats them? news flash bro: the US is not the center of the world and there are OTHER CULTURES around the world. Title: Re: I'm sick of this person Post by: KnightofNi on August 10, 2009, 06:22:39 AM what ithe make the beast with two backs. what if the soul jumps into anotherr cat? it doenst help that the neighorhood cats goes missing and im chinese. people will start knocking on my door. umm. don't your people have mirrors for stuff like this? get a couple of old ladies from mott st and bring them over. your house will be ghost free in no time. you will also be talked about by every chinese community from MA to SC, and be told you jsut didn't listen to your mom enough i'm sure.... [cheeky] my ex's mom used to call cd's "devil mirrors" i cant spell, pronounce, or rememebr the mandarin word for them though. Title: Re: I'm sick of this person Post by: Porsche Monkey on August 10, 2009, 07:39:47 AM (http://glarp.atk.com/2004_IRL/CCI/images/22WMR%20Maxi%20Mag.jpg) cat-b-gone—worked for me! [popcorn] So much more fun with these (http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll161/porschaholic/hornady_17HMR_xtp.jpg) Title: Re: I'm sick of this person Post by: ducatiz on August 10, 2009, 08:59:49 AM So much more fun with these i'd take 22 magnum over 17 hmr any day for shooting under 200 m Title: Re: I'm sick of this person Post by: sno_duc on August 10, 2009, 09:18:51 AM A different solution. Get one of the live traps of the proper size. Once you have caught the offender, ship him/her to bobspapa.
On the subject of food, had a roommate many moons ago. Ben did 2 tours in nam, his take was. If you like how it tastes, don't ask you propably don't want to know. Title: Re: I'm sick of this person Post by: Pakhan on August 10, 2009, 09:42:19 AM (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_k338kOIPL1M/SYvLrIacqYI/AAAAAAAAAmU/P_rydaKwTlo/s400/ghostbusters-trapL.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm sick of this person Post by: Bun-bun on August 10, 2009, 11:24:41 AM (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_k338kOIPL1M/SYvLrIacqYI/AAAAAAAAAmU/P_rydaKwTlo/s400/ghostbusters-trapL.jpg) [clap] [clap]Who ya gonna call? Title: Re: I'm sick of this person Post by: Holden on August 10, 2009, 12:51:37 PM I am not one to judge. I eat animals. I wouldn't eat dog or cat. I also don't eat pig, but I have eaten plenty of other animals: goat, bison, deer, antelope, elk, etc. Google "bushmeat" :-\I mean, as long as it's not a human, it's not off limits. People just Title: Re: I'm sick of this person Post by: MendoDave on August 10, 2009, 01:58:00 PM That's no "dead soul" you have there. What you have is a demon. You should look for any "charms, trinkets, demon statues, prayer beads, etc." and get rid of that stuff.
Title: Re: I'm sick of this person Post by: He Man on August 10, 2009, 02:38:37 PM i dont have a mirror on my garrage door. It would get destroyed when the door rolls up and id get (by american standards) 7 years of bad luck, and (by chinese standards) an ass whupping for breaking a perfeclty good ghost be gone device.
I'll eat anything that taste good. Ask anyone who knows me personally, even if it doesnt taste that great, its still food and it still looks edible and im for the most part always hungry. I dont know if i would or wouldnt eat a dog. I probably wouldnt eat a domesticated pet. But if i was out in the wild, and i somehow managed to hunt down a wolf. or a wild dog. id eat it and not think twice. Mostly because the wolf/wild dog probably just tried to kill me.....because i was hunting it. lol Hmm... by that judgement, ill eat anything that attacks me....uh oh... Title: Re: I'm sick of this person Post by: DesmoLu on August 10, 2009, 02:53:05 PM i dont have a mirror on my garrage door. It would get destroyed when the door rolls up and id get (by american standards) 7 years of bad luck, and (by chinese standards) an ass whupping for breaking a perfeclty good ghost be gone device. I'll eat anything that taste good. Ask anyone who knows me personally, even if it doesnt taste that great, its still food and it still looks edible and im for the most part always hungry. I dont know if i would or wouldnt eat a dog. I probably wouldnt eat a domesticated pet. But if i was out in the wild, and i somehow managed to hunt down a wolf. or a wild dog. id eat it and not think twice. Mostly because the wolf/wild dog probably just tried to kill me.....because i was hunting it. lol Hmm... by that judgement, ill eat anything that attacks me....uh oh... Well, I don't think a wolf or stray dog would try to eat you. There isn't enough meat on your bones to feed 'em ;D Title: Re: I'm sick of this person Post by: He Man on August 10, 2009, 03:29:45 PM I'm going to take that as an act of aggression. >:(
Title: Re: I'm sick of this person Post by: Popeye the Sailor on August 10, 2009, 03:59:10 PM I'm going to take that as an act of aggression. >:( This going to go downhill so so so fast. Title: Re: I'm sick of this person Post by: ducpainter on August 10, 2009, 04:05:43 PM I'm going to take that as an act of aggression. >:( Take what as an act of aggression? ???Title: Re: I'm sick of this person Post by: KnightofNi on August 10, 2009, 04:51:34 PM Take what as an act of aggression? ??? apparently he doesn't like being called scrawny Title: Re: I'm sick of this person Post by: Popeye the Sailor on August 10, 2009, 04:57:12 PM apparently he doesn't like being called scrawny Least he's bigger'n IZ. Title: Re: I'm sick of this person Post by: ducpainter on August 10, 2009, 04:58:09 PM apparently he doesn't like being called scrawny I don't necessarily like being called old...but... the truth is always hard to accept. 8) Title: Re: I'm sick of this person Post by: Porsche Monkey on August 10, 2009, 05:08:54 PM I don't necessarily like being called old... but... the truth is always hard to accept. 8) My bad. I appologize. Title: Re: I'm sick of this person Post by: ducpainter on August 10, 2009, 05:19:08 PM My bad. I appologize. Title: Re: I'm sick of this person Post by: Porsche Monkey on August 10, 2009, 05:29:55 PM For what? Nevermind. I guess we are good then. ;D Title: Re: I'm sick of this person Post by: He Man on August 10, 2009, 05:45:12 PM im trying to loose 10lbs too!
Title: Re: I'm sick of this person Post by: hypurone on August 11, 2009, 04:22:27 AM What's make the beast with two backsed up? that our culture treats dogs as pets while another culture eats them? YUP news flash bro: the US is not the center of the world and there are OTHER CULTURES around the world. didn't say it was, don't care, still make the beast with two backsed up IMO ;) Title: Re: I'm sick of this person Post by: KnightofNi on August 11, 2009, 04:23:13 AM im trying to loose 10lbs too! eat a sammich! anorexia is not hot. Title: Re: I'm sick of this person Post by: El Matador on August 11, 2009, 04:29:46 AM im trying to loose 10lbs too! Why? seriously dude, chicks do not dig guys that are smaller than them. Title: Re: I'm sick of this person Post by: ducatiz on August 11, 2009, 05:35:48 AM Yeah but you guys forget asian chicks are smaller in general
Title: Re: I'm sick of this person Post by: KnightofNi on August 11, 2009, 05:46:13 AM Yeah but you guys forget asian chicks are smaller in general yeah, but heman isn't ash... Title: Re: I'm sick of this person Post by: ducatiz on August 11, 2009, 08:19:23 AM yeah, but heman isn't ash... but he might be going for ash. get a little bit of ash hole. [evil] Title: Re: I'm sick of this person Post by: He Man on August 11, 2009, 11:55:54 AM Why? seriously dude, chicks do not dig guys that are smaller than them. Cause i got a good schedule this winter for school and I want to really spend a year training for some amateur Muay Thai fights and be quick. I'm aiming for 140, and i WAS 147 when i left with ya'll but after eating all that crap with you guys, im back at 154, and thats AFTER taking a massive dookie. Title: Re: I'm sick of this person Post by: KnightofNi on August 11, 2009, 12:28:06 PM Cause i got a good schedule this winter for school and I want to really spend a year training for some amateur Muay Thai fights and be quick. I'm aiming for 140, and i WAS 147 when i left with ya'll but after eating all that crap with you guys, im back at 154, and thats AFTER taking a massive dookie. pshh...just lift a little more and fight at 150. i fought TKD at 180 and there were some guys in there that were faster than i could comprehend. |