I'm sick of this person

[He Man]

Dear mystery haunting ghost,

Please stop haunting my garage. Since last year August, you have been floating around the front of my garage around the hours of 9pm-4am (perhaps later because I have yet to stay there past 4am). The deed is no longer in your name (or your familys) and it is now in legal ownership to the He family.

I am sorry that you are now dead, weather it was a cold blooded axe murder, or your soul simply is seeking someone to communicate with a still living loved one (if she or he is dead, please realize I cannot speak to the dead, if you are stuck in limbo/purgatory, I'm not sure if you qualify as dead, so we may still be able to communicate).

If your intentions are to simply haunt me, I will do everything in my power to silver bullet your ass back to limbo. If you have good intentions please tell the white cat that I only assume you send to tell me you are there, to stop trying to eat my guinea pigs that I have in my garage. I really dont enjoy a blood trail leading to a guinea pigs head every few weeks. I am willing to feed you (the cat, if the animal is a representation of you) if you are willing to stop killing my guinea pigs.

Also, if you are the one responsible for safe guarding my motorcycle from being stolen when my dumb ass leaves it parked outside with the keys in it. Thank You. Otherwise, disregard my last statement.

- He Man

[red baron]

Poor little guinea piggies.

[Holden]

cat-b-gone—worked for me!

[He Man]

what ithe make the beast with two backs. what if the soul jumps into anotherr cat?

it doenst help that the neighorhood cats goes missing and im chinese. people will start knocking on my door.

[brimo]

what ithe make the beast with two backs. what if the soul jumps into anotherr cat?

it doenst help that the neighorhood cats goes missing and im chinese. people will start knocking on my door.

Well..invite them in for Dim Sum then.....

[NAKID]

what ithe make the beast with two backs. what if the soul jumps into anotherr cat?

it doenst help that the neighorhood cats goes missing and im chinese. people will start knocking on my door.

Yeah, haven't you seen Fallen?

[Holden]

what ithe make the beast with two backs. what if the soul jumps into anotherr cat?

it doenst help that the neighorhood cats goes missing and im chinese. people will start knocking on my door.

try silver bullets. stake the corpse to ward off spirits and neighbors. if that doesn't work, try rearranging your furniture.

[ducatiz]

what ithe make the beast with two backs. what if the soul jumps into anotherr cat?

it doenst help that the neighorhood cats goes missing and im chinese. people will start knocking on my door.

see, that is funny self deprecating humor

around me we have a huge number of koreans -- i mean the county is about 25% korean.  i was at the store (Lotte, a korean chain) and one of the stockers was talking to another one  -- "some guy asked if we have dog -- do we have dog?"  other stocker -- "hell no, it would be sold out in a minute, so many old guys living here!"  (both korean).. i couldn't help but laugh out loud.

[cyrus buelton]

a good friend of mine had dog when he lived in China; said it was pretty good if you can get past the fact it is a dog.

[hypurone]

Sounds like the GP's are a sacrifice for him/her looking out for yer shit when you pull a no-brainer. Mebbe time to just start feeding the cat (cat food)?

as for this:

around me we have a huge number of koreans -- i mean the county is about 25% korean.  i was at the store (Lotte, a korean chain) and one of the stockers was talking to another one  -- "some guy asked if we have dog -- do we have dog?"  other stocker -- "hell no, it would be sold out in a minute, so many old guys living here!"  (both korean).. i couldn't help but laugh out loud.

That's messed up... 

and this:

a good friend of mine had dog when he lived in China; said it was pretty good if you can get past the fact it is a dog.

That's make the beast with two backsED up! 

[ducatiz]

That's messed up... 

and this:

That's make the beast with two backsED up! 

I am not one to judge.  I eat animals.  I wouldn't eat dog or cat.  I also don't eat pig, but I have eaten plenty of other animals:  goat, bison, deer, antelope, elk, etc. 

I mean, as long as it's not a human, it's not off limits.  People just eat what they have around.

[cyrus buelton]

That's make the beast with two backsED up! 

What's make the beast with two backsed up?

that our culture treats dogs as pets while another culture eats them?


news flash bro: the US is not the center of the world and there are OTHER CULTURES around the world.

[KnightofNi]

what ithe make the beast with two backs. what if the soul jumps into anotherr cat?

it doenst help that the neighorhood cats goes missing and im chinese. people will start knocking on my door.

umm. don't your people have mirrors for stuff like this?
get a couple of old ladies from mott st and bring them over. your house will be ghost free in no time.
you will also be talked about by every chinese community from MA to SC, and be told you jsut didn't listen to your mom enough i'm sure.... 

my ex's mom used to call cd's "devil mirrors"
i cant spell, pronounce, or rememebr the mandarin word for them though.

[Porsche Monkey]

cat-b-gone—worked for me!

So much more fun with these

[ducatiz]

So much more fun with these

i'd take 22 magnum over 17 hmr any day for shooting under 200 m