WTF was I thinking?
Audio NSFW.
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/drunken-karate-demo-962817.html#id962817 (http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/drunken-karate-demo-962817.html#id962817)
Jobu put you up to that...right?
please tell me that...
please.
Unfortunately it was totally my idea.
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Quote from: Rameses on August 12, 2009, 06:41:02 PM
Unfortunately it was totally my idea.
[laugh] [laugh]
You've been hanging with him for too long.
It's rubbing off.
Where's he been lately anyway?
Quote from: ducpainter on August 12, 2009, 06:45:17 PM
You've been hanging with him for too long.
It's rubbing off.
Where's he been lately anyway?
i seriously think it's the other way aroundyeah ram, what are you thinking. that jobu is a bad influence
ram, you're as much of a jackass as i remember. lol
Quote from: KnightofNi on August 12, 2009, 06:47:53 PM
i seriously think it's the other way around
ram, you're as much of a jackass as i remember. lol
shush you...
I was setting him up. :P
Quote from: ducpainter on August 12, 2009, 06:49:54 PM
shush you...
I was setting him up. :P
sorry...i'll try and fix it
I think the better question is WTF were you thinking posting the video?
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Quote from: NAKID on August 12, 2009, 07:01:57 PM
I think the better question is WTF were you thinking posting the video?
Trust me, there're other videos from that night that aren't getting posted.
What you see there is the basement of the house four of us just moved into.
I think we were pretty close to losing our security deposit that night.
Quote from: Rameses on August 12, 2009, 06:31:11 PM
WTF was I thinking?
That`s the right question there ;D
How are you still alive with impaired judgement like that? [laugh]
I think you should edit the last bit of audio out, put in some special FX blood pooling around your body and start the next wild Internet rumor.
Student killed by entertainment sign.
Quote from: ducpainter on August 12, 2009, 06:45:17 PM
You've been hanging with him for too long.
It's rubbing off.
Where's he been lately anyway?
I've been busy lately. Summers tend to be filled with a lot of debauchery and drinking and a lot less time staring at the DMF.
I'll be back more often when school starts back though.
Let's see if we can get that gem up for everyone, since the original embed seems a bit off.
http://embed.break.com/962817 (http://embed.break.com/962817)
Looks like somebody needs a 'web redemption'! [beer]
Further proof...
And this time it was Jobu, not me.
Unfortunately there was no video this time around.
Two nights ago, in an alcohol induced stupor, Kent decided it would be a good idea to try bailing out of a moving vehicle.
I mean, they do it in movies all the time, right? What can go wrong?
So he opens the door of my truck while I'm going about 25 and bails out.
Here's where things go wrong. He failed to dive far enough away and ended up getting his right leg run over just below the knee.
Fortunately he was alright.
Don't try this shit at home kids.
wow...after all the things that i have done to earn me the title of jackass i have no issues handing that off to him
you can be jackass in waiting. [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
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and his parents let him out, alone?
And now I don't feel so guilty about not letting you in my car [laugh]
Least you have a Motard. The wide handlebars and handguards should bungee cord to the crutches quite well!
I think you two misunderstood.
I didn't jump out, I was driving.
Jobu jumped out.
I was the one sitting there going "WHAT THE make the beast with two backs JUST HAPPENED?!"
so,.........you ran jobu over...?
thats vehicular assault i think.
Quote from: herm on August 24, 2009, 01:34:46 PM
so,.........you ran jobu over...?
thats vehicular assault i think.
He didn't hurt him...
that's gross negligence. :P
Quote from: ducpainter on August 24, 2009, 01:38:24 PM
He didn't hurt him...
that's gross negligence. :P
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How are you two not in jail yet? [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Quote from: swampduc on August 24, 2009, 07:38:24 PM
How are you two not in jail yet still alive? [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
FYP
neither story surprises me in the least.. I mean really...
Quote from: slowpoke13 on August 25, 2009, 01:09:34 AM
neither story surprises me in the least.. I mean really...
Yeah, but unlike most people on this board, you've been around me when I was drunk enough to hit on a 50yo waitress at an IHOP. :-X
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yeah.. she was asking about you before I transfered...
Quote from: slowpoke13 on August 27, 2009, 12:28:24 AM
yeah.. she was asking about you before I transfered...
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Well did you give her my number?! 8)
Quote from: Rameses on August 27, 2009, 12:26:50 AM
Yeah, but unlike most people on this board, you've been around me when I was drunk enough to hit on a 50yo waitress at an IHOP. :-X
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I can believe that.
Good call.
Chances are all the parts still worked the same. ;D
Quote from: Rameses on August 27, 2009, 12:42:05 AM
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Well did you give her my number?! 8)
Hell no, I don't want to share.. Found myself a syrup momma (not quite as sweet as a sugar momma though).
Quote from: ducpainter on August 27, 2009, 12:43:10 PM
I can believe that.
Good call.
Chances are all the parts still worked the same. ;D
Maybe just not as effective...