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Title: I'm going to smoke a joint
Post by: Bun-bun on August 20, 2009, 11:44:58 AM
On Saturday, and make beef barbecue.
Anyone in the southest Virginia area is welcome.
Jeff
















;D
Title: Re: I'm going to smoke a joint
Post by: Grampa on August 20, 2009, 01:35:18 PM
don't forget to bring a towel.
Title: Re: I'm going to smoke a joint
Post by: Grampa on August 20, 2009, 01:56:58 PM
(http://towlie.homestead.com/files/big_towlie_jpg.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm going to smoke a joint
Post by: cyrus buelton on August 20, 2009, 02:16:17 PM
I just smoked, so I'll have to pass on your offer

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: I'm going to smoke a joint
Post by: Rev. Millertime on August 20, 2009, 03:08:59 PM
Peein' in a cup monday... I'm out

[cheeky]
Title: Re: I'm going to smoke a joint
Post by: Porsche Monkey on August 20, 2009, 03:45:12 PM
What is this joint you speak of?  ???
Title: Re: I'm going to smoke a joint
Post by: NAKID on August 20, 2009, 03:52:17 PM
Probably a pork shoulder...
Title: Re: I'm going to smoke a joint
Post by: Bun-bun on August 20, 2009, 04:04:27 PM
Quote from: Bun-bun on August 20, 2009, 11:44:58 AM
beef barbecue.

Quote from: bobspapa on August 20, 2009, 01:35:18 PM
don't forget to bring a towel.
Que? ???
Title: Re: I'm going to smoke a joint
Post by: KopfjÀger on August 20, 2009, 04:11:19 PM
Quote from: Bun-bun on August 20, 2009, 04:04:27 PM
Que? ???

South Park- Towelie Quotes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA6EHCrgZC0#normal)
Title: Re: I'm going to smoke a joint
Post by: Speedbag on August 20, 2009, 04:27:08 PM
I smoke two joints in the morning.
I smoke two joints at night.
I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints,
And then I smoke two more

Smoked cigarettes til the day she died
Toke a big spliff of some good sensimillia
Smoked cigarettes til the day she died
Toke a big spliff of some good sensamill...
Easy-e were ya ever caught slippin? hell no!

Daddy he once told me son you be hard workin man
And momma she once told me son you do the best you can
But, then one day I met a man who came to me and said
Hard work good, and hard work fine but first take care of head
Title: Re: I'm going to smoke a joint
Post by: NAKID on August 20, 2009, 05:52:08 PM
Sublime = the awesomeness...
Title: Re: I'm going to smoke a joint
Post by: CMDRDAVE on August 20, 2009, 06:35:34 PM
Sounds like a plan, I'll be there.  Let me know what you need.  This will be my last one before I head out.  [bacon] [bacon]
Title: Re: I'm going to smoke a joint
Post by: Bun-bun on August 20, 2009, 07:49:42 PM
Then this'll be a good chance to say g'bye.
Bring the wife and kiddies. Tell Sarah we've got two new bunnies, and she gets to name one of them. :D They're both boy bunnies.


"
QuoteWhen I woke up this morning, things were lookin' bad
Seem like total silence was the only friend I had
Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down... and won
And it was twelve o'clock before I realized
That I was havin' ... no fun

Chorus:
But fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun

Last time I checked my bankroll,
It was gettin' thin
Sometimes it seems like the bottom
Is the only place I've been
I Chased a rainbow down a one-way street... dead end
And all my friends turned out to be insurance salesmen

Repeat Chorus:

Well, I sat down in my closet with all my overalls
Tryin' to get away
From all the ears inside my walls
I dreamed the police heard
Everything I thought... what then?
Well I went to court
And the judge's name was Hoffman
Ah but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
Well done, hot dog bun, my sister's a nun"

Title: Re: I'm going to smoke a joint
Post by: cyrus buelton on August 21, 2009, 04:45:57 AM
Quote from: Ducaholic on August 20, 2009, 03:45:12 PM
What is this joint you speak of?  ???

Zig Zag papers with some cannabis rolled in.

[laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: I'm going to smoke a joint
Post by: metallimonster on August 21, 2009, 05:17:57 AM
I've been out of the game a little while but my friends have gotten into eating it instead of smoking.

They take ounces of duff and shake and strain it over and over with butter.  Turns out neon green. 

One buddy makes these awesome no bakes with them and let me tell you the mess your shit up for hours if you just eat one.  Ate one before seeing the Hangover and thought I was going to die from laughing.

Oh yeah, blunts are way better.
Title: Re: I'm going to smoke a joint
Post by: Bigbore4 on August 21, 2009, 06:23:31 AM
<snip> 
Quote from: Speedbag on August 20, 2009, 04:27:08 PM
I smoke two joints in the morning.
I smoke two joints at night.
I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints,
And then I smoke two more
<snip>

Itis
Title: Re: I'm going to smoke a joint
Post by: Rufus120 on August 21, 2009, 08:28:20 AM
Quote from: metallimonster on August 21, 2009, 05:17:57 AM
I've been out of the game a little while but my friends have gotten into eating it instead of smoking.

They take ounces of duff and shake and strain it over and over with butter.  Turns out neon green. 


Vaporizer isn't a bad route either  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: I'm going to smoke a joint
Post by: Oldfisti on August 21, 2009, 06:55:06 PM
Quote from: Rufus120 on August 21, 2009, 08:28:20 AM
Vaporizer isn't a bad route either  [thumbsup]


Y'all inspired me to break my vaporizer out of the "goodie drawer"

I'll check back when I'm vaporized.    8)
Title: Re: I'm going to smoke a joint
Post by: Bun-bun on August 23, 2009, 07:10:53 AM
Well, that went well.
The meat went into the smoker about 11;00am, and was going great until the skies opened up @ 3;30. Norfolk broke the old record rainfall of 2.21" from 1981. We got 3.40" yesterday. I thought Matador was back up here! [laugh]
Needless to say, we finished cooking and ate indoors.
Sarah fed her bunny addiction.
Kris drank too much scotch(How's the head today, buddy?).
Dave and Lisa, have a safe trip!
Later
Jeff
Title: Re: I'm going to smoke a joint
Post by: DoubleEagle on August 23, 2009, 10:54:13 PM
I've been on the Maui Express a few times here lately and things sure are different from way up there.

Kind a like a ride on what I imagine the Space Shuttle feels like.

Nothin' finer !

Dolph        :)