I'm going to smoke a joint

[Bun-bun]

On Saturday, and make beef barbecue.
Anyone in the southest Virginia area is welcome.
Jeff

[Grampa]

don't forget to bring a towel.

[Grampa]

[cyrus buelton]

I just smoked, so I'll have to pass on your offer

[Rev. Millertime]

Peein' in a cup monday... I'm out

[Porsche Monkey]

What is this joint you speak of? 

[NAKID]

Probably a pork shoulder...

[Bun-bun]

beef barbecue.

don't forget to bring a towel.

Que?

[Kopfjäger]

Que?

South Park- Towelie Quotes

[Speedbag]

I smoke two joints in the morning.
I smoke two joints at night.
I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints,
And then I smoke two more

Smoked cigarettes til the day she died
Toke a big spliff of some good sensimillia
Smoked cigarettes til the day she died
Toke a big spliff of some good sensamill...
Easy-e were ya ever caught slippin? hell no!

Daddy he once told me son you be hard workin man
And momma she once told me son you do the best you can
But, then one day I met a man who came to me and said
Hard work good, and hard work fine but first take care of head

[NAKID]

Sublime = the awesomeness...

[CMDRDAVE]

Sounds like a plan, I'll be there.  Let me know what you need.  This will be my last one before I head out. 

[Bun-bun]

Then this'll be a good chance to say g'bye.
Bring the wife and kiddies. Tell Sarah we've got two new bunnies, and she gets to name one of them. They're both boy bunnies.


"

When I woke up this morning, things were lookin' bad
Seem like total silence was the only friend I had
Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down... and won
And it was twelve o'clock before I realized
That I was havin' ... no fun

Chorus:
But fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun

Last time I checked my bankroll,
It was gettin' thin
Sometimes it seems like the bottom
Is the only place I've been
I Chased a rainbow down a one-way street... dead end
And all my friends turned out to be insurance salesmen

Repeat Chorus:

Well, I sat down in my closet with all my overalls
Tryin' to get away
From all the ears inside my walls
I dreamed the police heard
Everything I thought... what then?
Well I went to court
And the judge's name was Hoffman
Ah but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
Well done, hot dog bun, my sister's a nun"

[cyrus buelton]

What is this joint you speak of? 

Zig Zag papers with some cannabis rolled in.

[metallimonster]

I've been out of the game a little while but my friends have gotten into eating it instead of smoking.

They take ounces of duff and shake and strain it over and over with butter.  Turns out neon green. 

One buddy makes these awesome no bakes with them and let me tell you the mess your shit up for hours if you just eat one.  Ate one before seeing the Hangover and thought I was going to die from laughing.

Oh yeah, blunts are way better.