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Title: New movie by Diablo Cody (of Juno fame) "Jennifer's Body"
Post by: il d00d on August 31, 2009, 02:45:52 PM
I am known amongst my friends for my abiding and irrational hatred of the movie Juno.  (And my love for Joe Dirt - go figure.)  The movie seemed to charm the pants off the rest of the world, and annoy me ever more with each pants-charming.
So when I saw that the script for her new movie (written about the time she wrote Juno), had leaked onto the web, I could not resist. (link to the download here) (http://fataculture.wordpress.com/2008/03/01/pages-of-jennifers-body-leaked-oh-no/)

To me, it is god-awful.  But considering I never thought Juno would be nominated, much less win an Oscar, I predict Cody will be awarded the Nobel prize.  Sigh.


Title: Re: New movie by Diablo Cody (of Juno fame) "Jennifer's Body"
Post by: erkishhorde on August 31, 2009, 06:16:40 PM
It's got Megan Fox in it. That's probably the only reason that I would watch it. ;)
Title: Re: New movie by Diablo Cody (of Juno fame) "Jennifer's Body"
Post by: il d00d on August 31, 2009, 08:17:01 PM
I guess I should have mentioned - Megan Fox is supposed to be nude in this movie.  This is the very definition of the word "ambivalent" in my personal dictionary.
Title: Re: New movie by Diablo Cody (of Juno fame) "Jennifer's Body"
Post by: erkishhorde on August 31, 2009, 08:39:46 PM
Not nude per say... Remember that pic that was floating around the net of her coming out of the water and looked topless? Nipple stickers but she's supposed to be nude. Close enough though.  :P
Title: Re: New movie by Diablo Cody (of Juno fame) "Jennifer's Body"
Post by: El Matador on August 31, 2009, 10:11:52 PM
Not even a naked Megan Fox can make me go see anything produced by that thing.  Well, maybe if google wasn't readily available I would go.
Title: Re: New movie by Diablo Cody (of Juno fame) "Jennifer's Body"
Post by: redxblack on September 02, 2009, 07:36:11 PM
megan fox's freakish thumbs give me the creeps. If she were nude and wearing mittens...
Title: Re: New movie by Diablo Cody (of Juno fame) "Jennifer's Body"
Post by: erkishhorde on September 02, 2009, 11:02:30 PM
Quote from: redxblack on September 02, 2009, 07:36:11 PM
megan fox's freakish thumbs give me the creeps. If she were nude and wearing mittens...

That's probably what the whole movie is about. Her thumbs kill everyone. :P
Title: Re: New movie by Diablo Cody (of Juno fame) "Jennifer's Body"
Post by: Gator on September 03, 2009, 02:57:22 AM
Quote from: redxblack on September 02, 2009, 07:36:11 PM
megan fox's freakish thumbs give me the creeps. If she were nude and wearing mittens...

Really?

(http://www.ninjadude.com/images/Megan-Fox/megan-fox-panties.jpg)

You are upset about her thumbs? 

I don't care if her thumbs looked like this... I would still do her.
(http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/4618/macrodactyly0822ic6.jpg)



Thats the kind of guy I am.
Title: Re: New movie by Diablo Cody (of Juno fame) "Jennifer's Body"
Post by: causeofkaos on September 03, 2009, 07:07:55 AM
^^^^^^ W T F ! !
Title: Re: New movie by Diablo Cody (of Juno fame) "Jennifer's Body"
Post by: redxblack on September 03, 2009, 08:50:50 AM
I was referencing this guy's blog

http://deejaycmos.blogspot.com/2009/06/megan-fox-haz-thumb-of-toe.html (http://deejaycmos.blogspot.com/2009/06/megan-fox-haz-thumb-of-toe.html)


It's really silly
Title: Re: New movie by Diablo Cody (of Juno fame) "Jennifer's Body"
Post by: erkishhorde on September 03, 2009, 08:57:45 AM
Yeah, I've never really seen the freakish toe-thumb thing some people talk about. I've seen plenty of people with thumbs that look like that so it's not really out of place.
Title: Re: New movie by Diablo Cody (of Juno fame) "Jennifer's Body"
Post by: Latinbalar on September 03, 2009, 09:00:29 AM
Her thumbs looks like gamers thumbs.  A cousin of was born with a controller and his thumbs have this weird shape to them from the countless of hours of playing.  So that makes her even hotter she is a gamer.
Title: Re: New movie by Diablo Cody (of Juno fame) "Jennifer's Body"
Post by: zarn02 on September 03, 2009, 07:49:24 PM
Quote from: il d00d on August 31, 2009, 02:45:52 PM
I am known amongst my friends for my abiding and irrational hatred of the movie Juno.

Fair enough. I liked 'Juno,' but I harbor a firm dislike (you might call it "hate") for 'Napoleon Dynamite,' and things related to it. Another movie everybody went ape-shit over, and I just didn't "get."
Title: Re: New movie by Diablo Cody (of Juno fame) "Jennifer's Body"
Post by: El Matador on September 03, 2009, 08:32:12 PM
Quote from: zarn02 on September 03, 2009, 07:49:24 PM
Fair enough. I liked 'Juno,' but I harbor a firm dislike (you might call it "hate") for 'Napoleon Dynamite,' and things related to it. Another movie everybody went ape-shit over, and I just didn't "get."

+11tyb

If there is one thing I hate more than that movie, it's the tight pant wearing little pregnant doges that go around quoting it. Seriously? why the make the beast with two backs are you wearing something that obviously belongs to your little sister?
Title: Re: New movie by Diablo Cody (of Juno fame) "Jennifer's Body"
Post by: Gator on September 04, 2009, 04:27:15 AM
Quote from: redxblack on September 03, 2009, 08:50:50 AM
I was referencing this guy's blog

http://deejaycmos.blogspot.com/2009/06/megan-fox-haz-thumb-of-toe.html (http://deejaycmos.blogspot.com/2009/06/megan-fox-haz-thumb-of-toe.html)


It's really silly

I have reviewed and taken into account the megan-fox-haz-thumb-of-toe blog page.

I stand by my previous statement

Quote from: zarn02 on September 03, 2009, 07:49:24 PM
Fair enough. I liked 'Juno,' but I harbor a firm dislike (you might call it "hate") for 'Napoleon Dynamite,' and things related to it. Another movie everybody went ape-shit over, and I just didn't "get."

I liked Juno, but I thought the girl (what ever her name is, not toe thumb)was better in Hard Candy, and the Trailer Park Boys.

Napoleon Dynamite is funny because of his social awkwardness, if you can't relate to someone similar you just wont get it.
Title: Re: New movie by Diablo Cody (of Juno fame) "Jennifer's Body"
Post by: redxblack on September 04, 2009, 08:18:39 AM
Quote from: 13 on September 04, 2009, 04:27:15 AM

I liked Juno, but I thought the girl (what ever her name is, not toe thumb)was better in Hard Candy, and the Trailer Park Boys.


^^ This. Ellen Page is pretty great.