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Title: OMFG. This will make you puke!
Post by: r_ciao on September 02, 2009, 07:00:06 AM
bet you've never seen one this big!

http://www.iamboredr.com/media/13891/OMFG!_Its_gotta_be_the_biggest_zit_in_the_world!/ (http://www.iamboredr.com/media/13891/OMFG!_Its_gotta_be_the_biggest_zit_in_the_world!/)

Ciao!
Title: Re: OMFG. This will make you puke!
Post by: DesmoDiva on September 02, 2009, 07:15:08 AM
 :o

That didn't look like a real sterile environment.

Hopefully, he didn't get bad infection. 
Title: Re: OMFG. This will make you puke!
Post by: Turf on September 02, 2009, 07:20:27 AM
that was honestly...the most disturbing thing i've ever seen on the internet

....that's pretty impressive
Title: Re: OMFG. This will make you puke!
Post by: Pakhan on September 02, 2009, 07:23:39 AM
Quote from: DesmoDiva on September 02, 2009, 07:15:08 AM
:o

That didn't look like a real sterile environment.

Hopefully, he didn't get bad infection. 

I didn't watch the video since the link explains it all, but isn't a giant zit already a bad infection?  ;D
Title: Re: OMFG. This will make you puke!
Post by: DesmoDiva on September 02, 2009, 07:28:59 AM
Quote from: Pakhan on September 02, 2009, 07:23:39 AM
I didn't watch the video since the link explains it all, but isn't a giant zit already a bad infection?  ;D

Yes, but by exposing to the air, one could make it worse or cause it to become systemic. 
Title: Re: OMFG. This will make you puke!
Post by: ducatiz on September 02, 2009, 07:29:16 AM
probably a follicular abscess

not really a zit
Title: Re: OMFG. This will make you puke!
Post by: Gator on September 02, 2009, 07:33:57 AM
Quote from: Paper5tr3et7 on September 02, 2009, 07:20:27 AM
that was honestly...the most disturbing thing i've ever seen on the internet

....that's pretty impressive

Really? did you miss the one with the two Girls and their magical cup?
Title: Re: OMFG. This will make you puke!
Post by: superjohn on September 02, 2009, 07:36:54 AM
I think it was a sebaceous cyst that became infected and not a actual zit.
Title: Re: OMFG. This will make you puke!
Post by: Pakhan on September 02, 2009, 07:38:35 AM
Quote from: 13 on September 02, 2009, 07:33:57 AM
Really? did you miss the one with the two Girls and their magical cup?

(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj219/Putz37/135704_thank_god_for_the_internet_1.jpg)
Title: Re: OMFG. This will make you puke!
Post by: Turf on September 02, 2009, 07:38:45 AM
Quote from: 13 on September 02, 2009, 07:33:57 AM
Really? did you miss the one with the two Girls and their magical cup?

Na, went to school for sex therapy....seen just about every disturbing sex video on the internet.

this grossed me out way more.
Title: Re: OMFG. This will make you puke!
Post by: hypurone on September 02, 2009, 09:29:45 AM
That was hilarious! The chick doing the video gagging/throwing up/dry heaving had me almost pissing my pants!  [thumbsup] Sent it to a coworker just in time as he was having something to eat!  [laugh]
Title: Re: OMFG. This will make you puke!
Post by: tonyj311 on September 02, 2009, 09:31:22 AM
that was just nasty. I tried to turn away but I couldnt.... I seriously feel like I am going to vomit.(http://planetsmilies.net/vomit-smiley-17155.gif) (http://planetsmilies.net)
Title: Re: OMFG. This will make you puke!
Post by: numbskull on September 02, 2009, 09:39:39 AM
I regret watching that, but I couldn't turn my eyes away.  [puke]
Title: Re: OMFG. This will make you puke!
Post by: acalles on September 02, 2009, 09:45:00 AM
Quote from: Paper5tr3et7 on September 02, 2009, 07:38:45 AM
Na, went to school for sex therapy....seen just about every disturbing sex video on the internet.

this grossed me out way more.

then you've got a serious problem.

this was gross, but it was no 2g1c...

not by a long shot. in 15 minuets, I'll pretty much forget about this. i'll never beable to wipe 2g1c from my mind. Infact, it was so bad, I haven't been able to eat a frosty since I saw it.  [puke]

the videos of people's reactions on the other hand  [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: OMFG. This will make you puke!
Post by: derby on September 02, 2009, 09:50:32 AM
Quote from: acalles on September 02, 2009, 09:45:00 AM

the videos of people's reactions on the other hand  [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]


especially this one:

Kermit the Frog Reacts to 2girls1cup (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ugyrm4JU_8M#normal)
Title: Re: OMFG. This will make you puke!
Post by: corey on September 02, 2009, 09:50:55 AM
2G1C? Pfff.
Check out "two guys one horse."
Title: Re: OMFG. This will make you puke!
Post by: Statler on September 02, 2009, 10:03:46 AM
This thread sitting at the top of NMC is a clear sign....of what I'm not sure....but a clear sign nonetheless.

why would anyone bother clicking on that link?   

and I'd hope people have more worthwhile things to do than to have ten pages of 2g1c discussions here.

Is it so difficult to simply not watch some things?   
Title: Re: OMFG. This will make you puke!
Post by: zarn02 on September 02, 2009, 12:58:55 PM
Yup... that's pretty gross.
Title: Re: OMFG. This will make you puke!
Post by: Super T.I.B on September 02, 2009, 01:22:14 PM
I distinctly remember one vid that had a guy getting a worm pulled out of his back.

I would have to say that one is up there.  [puke]

That was before I seen this one. I jumped when she squeezed it a second time.  :o
Title: Re: OMFG. This will make you puke!
Post by: CairnsDuc on September 02, 2009, 02:52:24 PM
I found the Kermit video more disturbing!!!  :o
Title: Re: OMFG. This will make you puke!
Post by: tlloyd66 on September 02, 2009, 03:10:15 PM
Quote from: Statler on September 02, 2009, 10:03:46 AM
This thread sitting at the top of NMC is a clear sign....of what I'm not sure....but a clear sign nonetheless.

why would anyone bother clicking on that link?   

and I'd hope people have more worthwhile things to do than to have ten pages of 2g1c discussions here.

Is it so difficult to simply not watch some things?   

I didn't look at the zit thingie, but Derby's video of Kermit beating it to 2G1C was freakin priceless...
Title: Re: OMFG. This will make you puke!
Post by: NAKID on September 02, 2009, 05:58:55 PM
Quote from: superjohn on September 02, 2009, 07:36:54 AM
I think it was a sebaceous cyst that became infected and not a actual zit.

Close. It's a sebaceous cyst. It's a cyst formed around the infected portion of the sebaceous (oil) gland.

Check this one out:

OnceBitten (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmkcfBED8cc&feature=player_embedded#normal)
Title: Re: OMFG. This will make you puke!
Post by: superjohn on September 02, 2009, 06:04:03 PM
Quote from: NAKID on September 02, 2009, 05:58:55 PM
Close. It's a sebaceous cyst. It's a cyst formed around the infected portion of the sebaceous (oil) gland.

Check this one out:

NICE!

I had one on my back that given my dislike of those in the medical profession, I let grow to the size of softball and become so painful I couldn't sleep before I visited the campus docs for a lancing. I guess the difference is I didn't feel the need to post it to the gross out section of Youtube.
Title: Re: OMFG. This will make you puke!
Post by: Buckethead on September 02, 2009, 06:39:20 PM
Personally, I just find it amazing that a human body can produce THAT MANY white blood cells.

[popcorn]
Title: Re: OMFG. This will make you puke!
Post by: NAKID on September 02, 2009, 06:44:00 PM
Normal count is 4-12K/cubic millimeter.
Just imagine what it jumps to when you're fighting an infection...
Title: Re: OMFG. This will make you puke!
Post by: Buckethead on September 02, 2009, 06:58:06 PM
Quote from: NAKID on September 02, 2009, 06:44:00 PM
Normal count is 4-12K/cubic millimeter.
Just imagine what it jumps to when you're fighting an infection...

Oh, I know!

We had a guy with one of these (actually an infected follicle) on his face in my barracks during "A" school.

People who saw it lanced talked of "mashed potatoes."
Title: Re: OMFG. This will make you puke!
Post by: Monsterlover on September 03, 2009, 04:14:29 PM
I got a good story. . .

Heard this from one of the guys at work, about a man his wife works with (who we'll call Bandage guy.)

He had a bandage on his face (like he cut himself shaving).  Mat's wife asked about it and bandage guy says he'll tell her later as they were getting ready for a meeting.

Later comes around.

He had a cyst type thing on his face, and had them before.  He goes to the dermatologist to get it taken care of.

Skin doc says it's not a cyst.  Hang tight and we'll fix you up he said.  Seen this before a few times he said.

Turns out it was an ingrown hair in Bandage guys face.  It had grown inward and was getting infected, but wasn't hurting him yet.

Turns out this hair was a mass the SIZE AND LENGTH OF A MAN'S LITTLE FINGER!!!  [puke]

In this guys face.

The nurse commented that it was the worst thing she had ever smelled and it was all she could do not to barf.

The Dr unwound it and it was 12 feet long.

12 make the beast with two backsing feet.

Dr thought it had been growing for like 10-15 years.

I can't even imagine that.
Title: Re: OMFG. This will make you puke!
Post by: zarn02 on September 03, 2009, 04:52:19 PM
^

Holy damn! :o
Title: Re: OMFG. This will make you puke!
Post by: mookieo2 on September 03, 2009, 05:21:12 PM
One guy one cup was worse!
Title: Re: OMFG. This will make you puke!
Post by: zarn02 on September 03, 2009, 05:40:50 PM
Quote from: mookieo2 on September 03, 2009, 05:21:12 PM
One guy one cup was worse!

Egh... I have, unfortunately, seen that. :P
Title: Re: OMFG. This will make you puke!
Post by: tlloyd66 on September 03, 2009, 06:10:15 PM
Quote from: mookieo2 on September 03, 2009, 05:21:12 PM
One guy one cup was worse!

... do not care to search that one out...
Title: Re: OMFG. This will make you puke!
Post by: Snips on September 08, 2009, 10:12:17 AM
Quote from: superjohn on September 02, 2009, 07:36:54 AM
I think it was a sebaceous cyst that became infected and not a actual zit.

Agreed. I've had a couple of those of my back - sebaceous cysts that become an abcess due to infection. I had both surgically removed under local.

Off to google 2G1C...
Title: Re: OMFG. This will make you puke!
Post by: Snips on September 08, 2009, 10:17:28 AM

OK, I'm back, Wiklpedia told me all I needed to know...

NSFW: (in that you probably don't want to be reading this when your boss walks up  [roll] )

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2g1c (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2g1c)
Title: Re: OMFG. This will make you puke!
Post by: Oldfisti on September 08, 2009, 11:52:57 AM
Quote from: tlloyd66 on September 03, 2009, 06:10:15 PM
... do not care to search that one out...


No, you do not.

Fake IMO but still wise to avoid.