OMFG. This will make you puke!

Started by r_ciao, September 02, 2009, 07:00:06 AM

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corey

2G1C? Pfff.
Check out "two guys one horse."
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Statler

This thread sitting at the top of NMC is a clear sign....of what I'm not sure....but a clear sign nonetheless.

why would anyone bother clicking on that link?   

and I'd hope people have more worthwhile things to do than to have ten pages of 2g1c discussions here.

Is it so difficult to simply not watch some things?   
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zarn02

"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

Super T.I.B

#18
I distinctly remember one vid that had a guy getting a worm pulled out of his back.

I would have to say that one is up there.  [puke]

That was before I seen this one. I jumped when she squeezed it a second time.  :o

CairnsDuc

I found the Kermit video more disturbing!!!  :o

tlloyd66

Quote from: Statler on September 02, 2009, 10:03:46 AM
This thread sitting at the top of NMC is a clear sign....of what I'm not sure....but a clear sign nonetheless.

why would anyone bother clicking on that link?   

and I'd hope people have more worthwhile things to do than to have ten pages of 2g1c discussions here.

Is it so difficult to simply not watch some things?   

I didn't look at the zit thingie, but Derby's video of Kermit beating it to 2G1C was freakin priceless...
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NAKID

Quote from: superjohn on September 02, 2009, 07:36:54 AM
I think it was a sebaceous cyst that became infected and not a actual zit.

Close. It's a sebaceous cyst. It's a cyst formed around the infected portion of the sebaceous (oil) gland.

Check this one out:

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superjohn

Quote from: NAKID on September 02, 2009, 05:58:55 PM
Close. It's a sebaceous cyst. It's a cyst formed around the infected portion of the sebaceous (oil) gland.

Check this one out:

NICE!

I had one on my back that given my dislike of those in the medical profession, I let grow to the size of softball and become so painful I couldn't sleep before I visited the campus docs for a lancing. I guess the difference is I didn't feel the need to post it to the gross out section of Youtube.

Buckethead

Personally, I just find it amazing that a human body can produce THAT MANY white blood cells.

[popcorn]
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

NAKID

Normal count is 4-12K/cubic millimeter.
Just imagine what it jumps to when you're fighting an infection...
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Buckethead

Quote from: NAKID on September 02, 2009, 06:44:00 PM
Normal count is 4-12K/cubic millimeter.
Just imagine what it jumps to when you're fighting an infection...

Oh, I know!

We had a guy with one of these (actually an infected follicle) on his face in my barracks during "A" school.

People who saw it lanced talked of "mashed potatoes."
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Monsterlover

I got a good story. . .

Heard this from one of the guys at work, about a man his wife works with (who we'll call Bandage guy.)

He had a bandage on his face (like he cut himself shaving).  Mat's wife asked about it and bandage guy says he'll tell her later as they were getting ready for a meeting.

Later comes around.

He had a cyst type thing on his face, and had them before.  He goes to the dermatologist to get it taken care of.

Skin doc says it's not a cyst.  Hang tight and we'll fix you up he said.  Seen this before a few times he said.

Turns out it was an ingrown hair in Bandage guys face.  It had grown inward and was getting infected, but wasn't hurting him yet.

Turns out this hair was a mass the SIZE AND LENGTH OF A MAN'S LITTLE FINGER!!!  [puke]

In this guys face.

The nurse commented that it was the worst thing she had ever smelled and it was all she could do not to barf.

The Dr unwound it and it was 12 feet long.

12 make the beast with two backsing feet.

Dr thought it had been growing for like 10-15 years.

I can't even imagine that.
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zarn02

"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."