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Title: Gollum spotted in Panama.
Post by: Super T.I.B on September 17, 2009, 03:49:54 PM
& promptly bashed to death.  :-\

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/864674/gollum-like-creature-spotted-in-panama (http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/864674/gollum-like-creature-spotted-in-panama)


derby?
Title: Re: Gollum spotted in Panama.
Post by: NAKID on September 17, 2009, 04:00:29 PM
Uhhh, yeah. Something like that was found and we get one picture and it hasn't hit "mainstream media"? Sorry

BS
Title: Re: Gollum spotted in Panama.
Post by: acalles on September 17, 2009, 04:17:57 PM
"I bring you love"


"It brings love, don't let it get away!"

"break its legs!"
Title: Re: Gollum spotted in Panama.
Post by: superjohn on September 17, 2009, 04:38:27 PM
"EL-EE-UT."
Title: Re: Gollum spotted in Panama.
Post by: Grampa on September 17, 2009, 04:38:29 PM
we come from the planet Beaver.


research told us there would be much love if we shaved.


landing party #26 reports failure to establish friendly contact with the humans.
Title: Re: Gollum spotted in Panama.
Post by: abby normal on September 18, 2009, 05:31:30 AM
that's a sloth with no hair, bloated after spending some time in the water.

disturbing that the instinctive human response is "that's wierd, kill it!"
Title: Re: Gollum spotted in Panama.
Post by: ZLTFUL on September 18, 2009, 06:59:21 AM
+1 to the sloth. Look at its face and then look at a picture of a sloth...same structure.

And it is sad that our first reaction to something strange is to bludgeon it to death.

Title: Re: Gollum spotted in Panama.
Post by: causeofkaos on September 18, 2009, 07:11:09 AM
as soon as the mother ship gets close he will come back to life and fly away on a bicycle
Title: Re: Gollum spotted in Panama.
Post by: Johnny OrganDonor on September 18, 2009, 08:01:00 AM
Quote from: ZLTFUL on September 18, 2009, 06:59:21 AM
+1 to the sloth. Look at its face and then look at a picture of a sloth...same structure.

And it is sad that our first reaction to something strange is to bludgeon it to death.



Hey, it's not like they could outrun a charging sloth.
Title: Re: Gollum spotted in Panama.
Post by: JEFF_H on September 18, 2009, 08:24:19 AM
I thought they already found Gollum near the beach-

(http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/ul/23071-99-lilo_042709_011.jpg)
Title: Re: Gollum spotted in Panama.
Post by: Pakhan on September 18, 2009, 09:11:19 AM
Why would someone shave a sloth?
Title: Re: Gollum spotted in Panama.
Post by: pennyrobber on September 18, 2009, 09:13:00 AM
Quote from: JEFF_H on September 18, 2009, 08:24:19 AM
I thought they already found Gollum near the beach-

[laugh]
Title: Re: Gollum spotted in Panama.
Post by: numbskull on September 18, 2009, 09:15:24 AM
Quote from: JEFF_H on September 18, 2009, 08:24:19 AM
I thought they already found Gollum near the beach-

(http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/ul/23071-99-lilo_042709_011.jpg)

That's disturbing...
Title: Re: Gollum spotted in Panama.
Post by: superjohn on September 18, 2009, 09:19:49 AM
Quote from: DucAtomic on September 18, 2009, 09:15:24 AM
That's disturbing...

Oh come on. She's not that bad.
Title: Re: Gollum spotted in Panama.
Post by: numbskull on September 18, 2009, 09:23:42 AM
Quote from: superjohn on September 18, 2009, 09:19:49 AM
Oh come on. She's not that bad.

Is she constipated? Will teenagers bludgeon her to death? Maybe that's how it's done in Panama.
Title: Re: Gollum spotted in Panama.
Post by: ZLTFUL on September 18, 2009, 10:45:30 AM
Quote from: Pakhan on September 18, 2009, 09:11:19 AM
Why would someone shave a sloth?

You mean you HAVEN'T???!?!?!  ???
Title: Re: Gollum spotted in Panama.
Post by: Gator on September 21, 2009, 02:24:12 PM
Quote from: Mr. Exact on September 17, 2009, 04:00:29 PM
Uhhh, yeah. Something like that was found and we get one picture and it hasn't hit "mainstream media"? Sorry

BS


http://edition.cnn.com/video/#/video/tech/2009/09/18/sot.panama.mystery.creature.cnn (http://edition.cnn.com/video/#/video/tech/2009/09/18/sot.panama.mystery.creature.cnn)
Title: Re: Gollum spotted in Panama.
Post by: OT on September 22, 2009, 04:29:45 PM
I can't believe I'm using precious time to read this thread..
Title: Re: Gollum spotted in Panama.
Post by: NAKID on September 22, 2009, 04:40:26 PM
My precious!
Title: Re: Gollum spotted in Panama.
Post by: DRKWNG on September 23, 2009, 09:28:44 PM
Quote from: DucAtomic on September 18, 2009, 09:15:24 AM
That's disturbing...

You think that's disturbing?

Anyone care to guess where this is going?

(http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z53/b_upton/hammfq1.jpg)