Gollum spotted in Panama.

[Super T.I.B]

& promptly bashed to death. 

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/864674/gollum-like-creature-spotted-in-panama


derby?

[NAKID]

Uhhh, yeah. Something like that was found and we get one picture and it hasn't hit "mainstream media"? Sorry

BS

[acalles]

"I bring you love"


"It brings love, don't let it get away!"

"break its legs!"

[superjohn]

"EL-EE-UT."

[Grampa]

we come from the planet Beaver.


research told us there would be much love if we shaved.


landing party #26 reports failure to establish friendly contact with the humans.

[abby normal]

that's a sloth with no hair, bloated after spending some time in the water.

disturbing that the instinctive human response is "that's wierd, kill it!"

[ZLTFUL]

+1 to the sloth. Look at its face and then look at a picture of a sloth...same structure.

And it is sad that our first reaction to something strange is to bludgeon it to death.

[causeofkaos]

as soon as the mother ship gets close he will come back to life and fly away on a bicycle

[Johnny OrganDonor]

+1 to the sloth. Look at its face and then look at a picture of a sloth...same structure.

And it is sad that our first reaction to something strange is to bludgeon it to death.

Hey, it's not like they could outrun a charging sloth.

[JEFF_H]

I thought they already found Gollum near the beach-

[Pakhan]

Why would someone shave a sloth?

[pennyrobber]

I thought they already found Gollum near the beach-

[numbskull]

I thought they already found Gollum near the beach-

That's disturbing...

[superjohn]

That's disturbing...

Oh come on. She's not that bad.

[numbskull]

Oh come on. She's not that bad.

Is she constipated? Will teenagers bludgeon her to death? Maybe that's how it's done in Panama.