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Title: The internet is weird...
Post by: zarn02 on September 23, 2009, 11:48:57 AM
I saw this on Fazed.

And since I saw it, I'm going to make sure other people have to see it, too. :P

Black Stallion (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJjoaxoq1rA&fmt=18#normal)


Title: Re: The internet is weird...
Post by: Porsche Monkey on September 23, 2009, 12:03:16 PM
Guy must be from Bakersfield.   [roll]


Title: Re: The internet is weird...
Post by: Shifty on September 23, 2009, 12:08:53 PM
I am just so make the beast with two backsing scared right now...  :o

That is one of the top 5 scariest vids I have ever seen. I'm off to share it with others...  [moto]


Title: Re: The internet is weird...
Post by: il d00d on September 23, 2009, 12:32:51 PM
I swear this kind of stuff didn't exist before the invention of the internet.  It is as though the internet said to humanity, "raise that freak flag high" and we have been struggling to hoist it ever higher, since.

I think I spotted at least three horse Magnums in that clip.


Title: Re: The internet is weird...
Post by: CairnsDuc on September 23, 2009, 01:12:29 PM
WTF?!?!?!?  :o



Title: Re: The internet is weird...
Post by: roy-nexus-6 on September 23, 2009, 01:28:52 PM
I saw this on Fazed.

And since I saw it, I'm going to make sure other people have to see it, too. :P

Bravo!

Check out the backgroud in the clip - old pallets, chicken coop, generally disarray in the yard.

Imagine your a six yr old child going to play at that old abandoned house... and you stumble across this. That would leave a mental scar for sure.  [laugh]


Title: Re: The internet is weird...
Post by: causeofkaos on September 23, 2009, 02:06:40 PM
i will never be able to unsee that ......... thanks


Title: Re: The internet is weird...
Post by: zarn02 on September 23, 2009, 02:27:14 PM
It just occurred to me that since I watched it, YouTube may now decide this is what I dig.

"You like that, you're gonna love this!"


Title: Re: The internet is weird...
Post by: JEFF_H on September 23, 2009, 02:32:54 PM
that sucked.
i kept waiting for him to do something with the top hat.

 [laugh]


Title: Re: The internet is weird...
Post by: superjohn on September 23, 2009, 02:39:10 PM
It just occurred to me that since I watched it, YouTube may now decide this is what I dig.

"You like that, you're gonna love this!"

Either never have a login, or always have at least two  ;D


Title: Re: The internet is weird...
Post by: motoboy on September 23, 2009, 02:44:14 PM
that is F*&cked up mang !!! ??? [puke] :o


Title: Re: The internet is weird...
Post by: ducpainter on September 23, 2009, 03:13:04 PM
I swear this kind of stuff didn't exist before the invention of the internet.  It is as though the internet said to humanity, "raise that freak flag high" and we have been struggling to hoist it ever higher, since.

I think I spotted at least three horse Magnums in that clip.
Dood...

it wasn't Al Gore...

or the internet.

Jimi Hendrix...If 6 was 9

(yeah, sing a song bro...)
If the sun refused to shine
I dont mind, I dont mind
(yeah)
If the mountains ah, fell in the sea
Let it be, it aint me.
(well, all right)

Got my own world to live through and uh, ha !
And I aint gonna copy you.

Yeah (sing the song brother...)
Now if uh, six uh, huh, turned out to be nine
Oh I dont mind, I dont mind uh ( well all right... )
If all the hippies cut off all their hair
Oh I dont care, oh I dont care.
Dig.

cause Ive got my own world to live through and uh, huh
And I aint gonna copy you.

White collar conservative flashin down the street
Pointin their plastic finger at me, ha !
Theyre hopin soon my kind will drop and die but uh
Im gonna wave my freak flag high, high !
Oww !

Wave on, wave on...

Ah, ha, ha
Fall mountains, just dont fall on me
Go ahead on mister business man, you cant dress like me
Yeah !

Dont nobody know what Im talkin about
Ive got my own life to live
Im the one thats gonna die when its time for me to die
So let me live my life the way I want to
Yeah, sing on brother, play on drummer


Title: Re: The internet is weird...
Post by: IZ on September 23, 2009, 03:36:37 PM
??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???


I swear this kind of stuff didn't exist before the invention of the internet. 

Agreed!


My friend came over the other night..

You HAVE to see this!

Website had to do with cakes and passing gas. 

Seriously..WTF!!   




Title: Re: The internet is weird...
Post by: NAKID on September 23, 2009, 03:38:22 PM
Oh, you mean cake farts? That chick is not hot...


Title: Re: The internet is weird...
Post by: zarn02 on September 23, 2009, 05:12:16 PM
Oh, you mean cake farts? That chick is not hot...

I just looked that up.

What. The. make the beast with two backs?


Title: Re: The internet is weird...
Post by: KnightofNi on September 23, 2009, 05:16:56 PM
i ceased to be amazed at what is available on the internets after a few history of sex classes and living in NYC.

there is NOTHING that hasn't been done before.


whenever you're with your special person and you think "wow, this is freaky. nobody has thought of this..."
you're wrong.

people have always been freaks, people always will be freaks. it's just more available now.


Title: Re: The internet is weird...
Post by: IZ on September 23, 2009, 05:49:47 PM
I just looked that up.

What. The. make the beast with two backs?


 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]



Title: Re: The internet is weird...
Post by: Super T.I.B on September 23, 2009, 07:22:06 PM
Cake farts?

 :o

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Title: Re: The internet is weird...
Post by: hihhs on September 23, 2009, 08:08:11 PM
OK. I brought it on myself. I watched the entire video in this thread. Then I just had to Google "cake farts".

Now I'm off to gouge out my mind's eye.


Title: Re: The internet is weird...
Post by: erkishhorde on September 23, 2009, 08:18:45 PM
I can't imagine a guy that fit does that for his hobby. Usually it's more of a geek fetish. I wonder how much got paid for that.


Title: Re: The internet is weird...
Post by: Nitewaif on September 23, 2009, 08:34:37 PM
Oh fack!  Why did I google cake farts?   [laugh] [laugh] [puke]

What the hell is wrong with people?  I can't unsee that. 


Title: Re: The internet is weird...
Post by: Monsterlover on September 24, 2009, 05:29:30 AM
I saw this on Fazed.

And since I saw it, I'm going to make sure other people have to see it, too. :P

Black Stallion (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJjoaxoq1rA&fmt=18#normal)

So this video doesn't work anymore.

Im late to the party.

Synopsis?


Title: Re: The internet is weird...
Post by: mitt on September 24, 2009, 06:27:56 AM
So this video doesn't work anymore.

Im late to the party.

Synopsis?

Large fit black man mostly naked dressed up with a too realist horse face, and white hooves and a white mane strutting around in a yard in front of some junk.

more disturbing than it sounds

mitt


Title: Re: The internet is weird...
Post by: Vindingo on September 24, 2009, 06:49:44 AM
more disturbing than it sounds

mitt

It was very distrubing. 


Cakefarts is softcore compaired to some shit out there...


Title: Re: The internet is weird...
Post by: superjohn on September 24, 2009, 07:40:19 AM
Oh fack!  Why did I google cake farts?   [laugh] [laugh] [puke]

What the hell is wrong with people?  I can't unsee that. 


I did the same thing, only my overactive imagination makes me think that somewhere out there this young lady has an ex-boyfriend that she met on Match.com who now has to relay the story to all his friends

"Hey what happened to that girl you were seeing?"
"She shit on a cake"
"Is that slang for something?"
"No," takes out iphone and pulled up website, "she really shit on a cake...."


Title: Re: The internet is weird...
Post by: il d00d on September 24, 2009, 07:45:15 AM
Large fit black man mostly naked dressed up with a too realist horse face, and white hooves and a white mane strutting around in a yard in front of some junk.

more disturbing than it sounds

mitt

Here - turns out that his name is Alex Kovas, and he has a page full of horror on youtube.  Go ahead and click on "Mr Ed spoof" if you want to ruin your day.

http://www.youtube.com/user/AlexKovas (http://www.youtube.com/user/AlexKovas)


Title: Re: The internet is weird...
Post by: zarn02 on September 24, 2009, 07:56:28 AM
Here - turns out that his name is Alex Kovas, and he has a page full of horror on youtube.  Go ahead and click on "Mr Ed spoof" if you want to ruin your day.

http://www.youtube.com/user/AlexKovas (http://www.youtube.com/user/AlexKovas)

Well.

That's just... something. :P


Title: Re: The internet is weird...
Post by: IZ on September 24, 2009, 08:26:05 AM
Good job Zarn!!  You got him banned. 
 [laugh]

My "Black Stallion" video was banned by YouTube - thank you guys! Here's the new link to the clip:
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/ (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/) 3445658/black_stallion/



Here is as Cyrus' dog:

Doberman @ Margate's Big Event 2009 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fx20xnqMn8A&feature=channel_page#normal)


Title: Re: The internet is weird...
Post by: Gator on September 24, 2009, 11:28:27 AM
Oh, you mean cake farts? That chick is not hot...

That chick is hot.

I don't like meatloaf farts as much because of the annoying friend and she pooed a little at the end of pudding farts... Thats just not right.

Cake farts is pretty hot though, I would like to see her expand her medium to include Jello, mexican food, beer, and/or bacon grease.


Title: Re: The internet is weird...
Post by: IZ on September 24, 2009, 12:01:43 PM
That chick is hot.
Cake farts is pretty hot though, I would like to see her expand her medium to include Jello, mexican food, beer, and/or bacon grease.

wtf?!  [laugh]



On a side note..I like the kid's response video to cake

cake girl: You know what I like the most?

their response: Being white trash!


Title: Re: The internet is weird...
Post by: Nitewaif on September 24, 2009, 12:58:01 PM
I did the same thing, only my overactive imagination makes me think that somewhere out there this young lady has an ex-boyfriend that she met on Match.com who now has to relay the story to all his friends

"Hey what happened to that girl you were seeing?"
"She shit on a cake"
"Is that slang for something?"
"No," takes out iphone and pulled up website, "she really shit on a cake...."


I didn't watch it that long, only long enough to wonder why somebody would fart on a cake, and how the hell she mustered up that much gas on demand.   Glad I quit watching when I did.   [puke]

I can almost picture the scenario you described above as a Seinfeld episode.   [laugh]


Title: Re: The internet is weird...
Post by: Gator on September 24, 2009, 01:26:29 PM
there was no follow threw on the cake...

I did just watch 2girls1finger....  [puke]

That is too much!


Title: Re: The internet is weird...
Post by: Monsterlover on September 24, 2009, 01:32:47 PM
wtf?!  [laugh]



On a side note..I like the kid's response video to cake

cake girl: You know what I like the most?

their response: Being white trash!


[laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh]


Title: Re: The internet is weird...
Post by: KnightofNi on September 24, 2009, 02:00:26 PM
there was no follow threw on the cake...

I did just watch 2girls1finger....  [puke]

That is too much!

havne't seen that one yet....what happens?   ;D


Title: Re: The internet is weird...
Post by: Gator on September 25, 2009, 01:50:59 AM
havne't seen that one yet....what happens?   ;D

Its a heart warming love story.


Title: Re: The internet is weird...
Post by: Monsterlover on September 25, 2009, 02:37:28 AM
[laugh]


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