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KnightofNi
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« Reply #15 on: September 23, 2009, 05:16:56 PM »

i ceased to be amazed at what is available on the internets after a few history of sex classes and living in NYC.

there is NOTHING that hasn't been done before.


whenever you're with your special person and you think "wow, this is freaky. nobody has thought of this..."
you're wrong.

people have always been freaks, people always will be freaks. it's just more available now.
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« Reply #16 on: September 23, 2009, 05:49:47 PM »

I just looked that up.

What. The. make the beast with two backs?


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« Reply #17 on: September 23, 2009, 07:22:06 PM »

Cake farts?

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« Reply #18 on: September 23, 2009, 08:08:11 PM »

OK. I brought it on myself. I watched the entire video in this thread. Then I just had to Google "cake farts".

Now I'm off to gouge out my mind's eye.
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« Reply #19 on: September 23, 2009, 08:18:45 PM »

I can't imagine a guy that fit does that for his hobby. Usually it's more of a geek fetish. I wonder how much got paid for that.
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« Reply #20 on: September 23, 2009, 08:34:37 PM »

Oh fack!  Why did I google cake farts?   laughingdp laughingdp vomit

What the hell is wrong with people?  I can't unsee that. 
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« Reply #21 on: September 24, 2009, 05:29:30 AM »

I saw this on Fazed.

And since I saw it, I'm going to make sure other people have to see it, too. Tongue

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So this video doesn't work anymore.

Im late to the party.

Synopsis?
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« Reply #22 on: September 24, 2009, 06:27:56 AM »

So this video doesn't work anymore.

Im late to the party.

Synopsis?

Large fit black man mostly naked dressed up with a too realist horse face, and white hooves and a white mane strutting around in a yard in front of some junk.

more disturbing than it sounds

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« Reply #23 on: September 24, 2009, 06:49:44 AM »

more disturbing than it sounds

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It was very distrubing. 


Cakefarts is softcore compaired to some shit out there...
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« Reply #24 on: September 24, 2009, 07:40:19 AM »

Oh fack!  Why did I google cake farts?   laughingdp laughingdp vomit

What the hell is wrong with people?  I can't unsee that. 


I did the same thing, only my overactive imagination makes me think that somewhere out there this young lady has an ex-boyfriend that she met on Match.com who now has to relay the story to all his friends

"Hey what happened to that girl you were seeing?"
"She shit on a cake"
"Is that slang for something?"
"No," takes out iphone and pulled up website, "she really shit on a cake...."
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« Reply #25 on: September 24, 2009, 07:45:15 AM »

Large fit black man mostly naked dressed up with a too realist horse face, and white hooves and a white mane strutting around in a yard in front of some junk.

more disturbing than it sounds

mitt

Here - turns out that his name is Alex Kovas, and he has a page full of horror on youtube.  Go ahead and click on "Mr Ed spoof" if you want to ruin your day.

http://www.youtube.com/user/AlexKovas
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« Reply #26 on: September 24, 2009, 07:56:28 AM »

Here - turns out that his name is Alex Kovas, and he has a page full of horror on youtube.  Go ahead and click on "Mr Ed spoof" if you want to ruin your day.

http://www.youtube.com/user/AlexKovas

Well.

That's just... something. Tongue
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« Reply #27 on: September 24, 2009, 08:26:05 AM »

Good job Zarn!!  You got him banned. 
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« Reply #28 on: September 24, 2009, 11:28:27 AM »

Oh, you mean cake farts? That chick is not hot...

That chick is hot.

I don't like meatloaf farts as much because of the annoying friend and she pooed a little at the end of pudding farts... Thats just not right.

Cake farts is pretty hot though, I would like to see her expand her medium to include Jello, mexican food, beer, and/or bacon grease.
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« Reply #29 on: September 24, 2009, 12:01:43 PM »

That chick is hot.
Cake farts is pretty hot though, I would like to see her expand her medium to include Jello, mexican food, beer, and/or bacon grease.

wtf?!  laughingdp



On a side note..I like the kid's response video to cake

cake girl: You know what I like the most?

their response: Being white trash!
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