Ducati Monster Forum

I have sign printing equipment and was making a for sale sign for a boat when I got the idea of making a personalized sticker for my toolbox.

My first design is just the DUCATI with Monster under it like it is on the tank sides. The for a second design, font and color change it could say in script

"Ladies prefer a
    DUCATI       
   MONSTER
Between their legs"

Changing the Ducati and Monster to a bold text like on the bike.

If anyone has suggestion to make it better or worse and would like to request or anything else for their own model race team/ club let me know.

I can cut letters up to 10' high or the whole thing in that space.
I have a few colors of vinyl signage red, blue, orange, yellow, black, white, and green, silver just a bunch.

Selling a design that belongs to someone else isn't my reason for the post, I generate the artwork based on whet you want it to say.
On windows I can also shadow around the words instead of having a background page like a sticker style.

my favorite bumper sticker, to date, i saw on a friend's refrigerator in college. it simply said in black letters on a yellow background:


   I BRAKE FOR       
MONSTER BOOTY.


I have no idea what it was advertising, but it was hilarious.

one of the best bumper stickers i've seen was "do you follow the lord this closely?"

it made me laugh  :)

anyway.

I do need a sticker made for my toolbox, though... I don't have enough as it is

My favorite bumper sticker:

Jesus loves you.
But everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

DON'T TAILGATE ME OR I'LL FLICK
 A BOOGER ON YOUR WINDSHIELD

Was also really funny when i was little.

Another:

My Kid Beat Up
The Student of the Month
at Jefferson Elementary School

On the back of my Tahoe, I have written in both English and Arabic:

OFFICIAL COALITION CONVOY VEHICLE
<same in Arabic>
STAY BACK 50 FEET
<same in Arabic>
DEADLY FORCE AUTHORIZED
<same in Arabic>

My wife has a tshirt with a similar saying

Unlike you, I actually have a Monster between my legs
(with an outline of a monster below)

Jeff that was a good one related to a Monster.
I wonder if Ducati ever put out any cool t-shirts or ads like that.

I like Ducatis T-shirt

Kiss French
Ride Italian

that is a great one indeed!  ;D

My first ones cut today.

(http://d.yimg.com/kq/groups/27687483/sn/1866765136/name/bikes.jpg)

Sick!  [clap]

Okay, now we're setting ourselves up for the "Ducati is a girls bike" comments.
 

I would make the first bit more understated:

"Ladies prefer a
     Ducati        
   MONSTER
Between their legs"

+1

or ladies like men with a (ducati) MONSTER between their legs.

Or we could paint Statler's bike pink and start pushing the new Ladies oriented sticker line. We'll be rich.

I made myself a couple t-shirts.

Front pocket: "DUCATI" over an image of my S2R
Back: "Wanna ride on my MONSTER?"

that cool until a man reads it. :-\

one to stick on other peoples cars


" cops suck "




 [evil] [laugh]

My fave is a simple black on white sticker "BAD COP
                                                        NO DONUT"

I had one that said

MY OTHER RIDE IS YOUR MOM

on my car for a loooong time. Then one day the CO of the base ended up driving to work behind me. Apparently he didn't find it all that amusing.

I once saw a guy that had a small sticker on his bike's frame, just above the clutch, that said "It's supposed to sound like that".

I'd buy one.

Wet Women, Dry Clutches

I'm going to out of a limb and say that he probably really liked it and got a good chuckle, but was scared what "others" might think about it.  To each his own but I must say it's funny as heck!!   [thumbsup]

I'm sure he did.

I keep the sticker on my "I love me" binder, where I keep all of my awards and quals.

When I EAS in a couple of years, I'm going to have a new batch printed up.

Ducati Streetfighter
   Got Game?

I saw the best bumper sticker the other day... and i forgot what small car it was on but the sticker said:

"That SUV makes you look FAT"

funny one I saw:

"Would you drive better with that cell phone up your a**?"

funny thing - driver of the car was on the phone

My first car had a NUKE GAY WHALES FOR JESUS sticker. I had one on my old truck that said DON'T PRAY IN MY SCHOOL AND I WON'T THINK IN YOUR CHURCH. That last one got me the stink-eye more often than thumbs ups.

get naked and ride a monster

"I'M ONLY DRIVING THIS FAST BECAUSE I REALLY HAVE TO POOP"


saw that on the tollway today.

Funny AND true.

i got out of a wheelie ticket because i really did have to drop a deuce...told the officer where i was goin to drop said deuce (a dennys up the road) and he let me go.  i really expected him to be waiting for me outside, but nope.

 [laugh]

 [clap]

On my last track & drag bikes   

   I'M NOT RIDING 2 FAST
      I'M FLYING 2 LOW

(Not recommended for the street)



                                                               

...save lives. [thumbsup]
      or
...are life savers. [thumbsup]

Wet women and dry clutches...

Both make a lot of racket, but what sweet racket.

Excellent!

Made think of this: [thumbsup]

I would rather be on my motorcycle thinking of God, than in church thinking of my motorcycle

 [evil]