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« Reply #30 on: September 26, 2009, 02:42:36 PM » |
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My first car had a NUKE GAY WHALES FOR JESUS sticker. I had one on my old truck that said DON'T PRAY IN MY SCHOOL AND I WON'T THINK IN YOUR CHURCH. That last one got me the stink-eye more often than thumbs ups.
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« Reply #31 on: September 26, 2009, 02:50:08 PM » |
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get naked and ride a monster
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Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project.
So I went solo. -Me
Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell
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« Reply #32 on: September 26, 2009, 03:25:33 PM » |
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"I'M ONLY DRIVING THIS FAST BECAUSE I REALLY HAVE TO POOP"
saw that on the tollway today.
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« Reply #33 on: September 26, 2009, 04:57:17 PM » |
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"I'M ONLY DRIVING THIS FAST BECAUSE I REALLY HAVE TO POOP"
saw that on the tollway today.
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"Get your haggis right here. Chopped heart and lungs boiled in a wee sheep's stomach.
Tastes as good as it sounds. Good for what ales you."
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« Reply #34 on: September 27, 2009, 06:00:11 PM » |
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"I'M ONLY DRIVING THIS FAST BECAUSE I REALLY HAVE TO POOP"
saw that on the tollway today.
i got out of a wheelie ticket because i really did have to drop a deuce...told the officer where i was goin to drop said deuce (a dennys up the road) and he let me go. i really expected him to be waiting for me outside, but nope. |
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« Reply #35 on: September 27, 2009, 06:14:16 PM » |
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i got out of a wheelie ticket because i really did have to drop a deuce...told the officer where i was goin to drop said deuce (a dennys up the road) and he let me go. i really expected him to be waiting for me outside, but nope.
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« Reply #36 on: September 30, 2009, 12:59:29 PM » |
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On my last track & drag bikes
I'M NOT RIDING 2 FAST
I'M FLYING 2 LOW
(Not recommended for the street)
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I promise to make better mistakes tomorrow.
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« Reply #37 on: October 05, 2009, 03:33:23 PM » |
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Wet Women, Dry Clutches
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Never mess with a mans dog,motorcycle,or woman...Oh yeah in that order too.
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« Reply #38 on: October 05, 2009, 09:22:44 PM » |
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Wet women and dry clutches...
Both make a lot of racket, but what sweet racket.
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A man in passion rides a mad horse. -- Ben Franklin
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« Reply #39 on: October 06, 2009, 01:50:10 AM » |
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DON'T PRAY IN MY SCHOOL AND I WON'T THINK IN YOUR CHURCH.
Excellent! |
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« Reply #40 on: October 06, 2009, 03:45:54 AM » |
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DON'T PRAY IN MY SCHOOL AND I WON'T THINK IN YOUR CHURCH.
Made think of this: I would rather be on my motorcycle thinking of God, than in church thinking of my motorcycle  |
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