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Title: the unofficial He Man hate club thread
Post by: red baron on October 27, 2009, 04:55:56 PM
cuz we might as well torture you here too


[laugh]
Title: Re: the unofficial He Man hate club thread
Post by: teddy037.2 on October 27, 2009, 05:00:06 PM
why do we hate He Man?
Title: Re: the unofficial He Man hate club thread
Post by: NAKID on October 27, 2009, 05:00:40 PM
Shouldn't it be the unofficial He Man hates everything thread?
Title: Re: the unofficial He Man hate club thread
Post by: red baron on October 27, 2009, 05:02:14 PM
cuz he thinks everyone is out to get him





does he know about 2012 yet? ;D
Title: Re: the unofficial He Man hate club thread
Post by: zarn02 on October 27, 2009, 05:18:54 PM
Quote from: trouble on October 27, 2009, 05:02:14 PM
does he know about 2012 yet? ;D

Speaking of... (http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=nl&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.natutech.nl%2F00%2Fnt%2Fnl%2F47%2Fartikel%2F26050%2FBalen%3A_%25272012%2527_is_pas_over_twee_eeuwen.html)
Title: Re: the unofficial He Man hate club thread
Post by: swampduc on October 27, 2009, 05:23:05 PM
Quote from: trouble on October 27, 2009, 05:02:14 PM
cuz he thinks everyone is out to get him
We are - didn't you get the memo?
Title: Re: the unofficial He Man hate club thread
Post by: NAKID on October 27, 2009, 05:30:17 PM
(http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/8362/thoffspaceri1.jpg)
Title: Re: the unofficial He Man hate club thread
Post by: Pedro-bot on October 27, 2009, 05:32:41 PM
 [laugh] [laugh]

Where do I sign up?  [cheeky]
Title: Re: the unofficial He Man hate club thread
Post by: Grampa on October 27, 2009, 05:59:32 PM
(http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t180/bobspapa/hemand.jpg?t=1256694791)
Title: Re: the unofficial He Man hate club thread
Post by: herm on October 27, 2009, 06:02:23 PM
count me in!

(http://www.madman.com.au/wallpapers/he-man_and_the_masters_of_179_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: the unofficial He Man hate club thread
Post by: ducpainter on October 27, 2009, 06:13:18 PM
Fe fe fi fi fo fo fum
I smell smoke in the auditorium
Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown,
He's a clown that Charlie Brown
He's gonna get caught
Just you wait and see
(Why's everybody always pickin' on me?)
Title: Re: the unofficial He Man hate club thread
Post by: darkduc7 on October 27, 2009, 06:50:07 PM
Quote from: Mr. Exact on October 27, 2009, 05:30:17 PM
(http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/8362/thoffspaceri1.jpg)

hahahhahahahahahhahahahah [beer]
Title: Re: the unofficial He Man hate club thread
Post by: red baron on October 27, 2009, 07:27:43 PM
The Coasters - Charlie Brown (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34QROzqsW6o#normal)



[laugh]
Title: Re: the unofficial He Man hate club thread
Post by: He Man on October 27, 2009, 07:45:26 PM
make the beast with two backs skeleator  [evil]

Title: Re: the unofficial He Man hate club thread
Post by: red baron on October 27, 2009, 07:47:44 PM
Maybe this is what He Man needs


Tiny Toons - Respect (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKCKHWP2ZKo&feature=related#normal)
Title: Re: the unofficial He Man hate club thread
Post by: KnightofNi on October 28, 2009, 05:42:37 AM
Quote from: He Man on October 27, 2009, 07:45:26 PM
make the beast with two backs skeleator  [evil]



who is skeleator?

is he a relative of Skeletor?
Title: Re: the unofficial He Man hate club thread
Post by: corey on October 28, 2009, 06:15:43 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on October 28, 2009, 05:42:37 AM
who is skeleator?

is he a relative of Skeletor?

yea.. i believe he is his distant cousin in NYC that gets knocked over all the time and has garbage dumped directly on him. ;D
Title: Re: the unofficial He Man hate club thread
Post by: MendoDave on October 30, 2009, 05:32:35 PM
Reminds me of this from the sopranos.

"A Zanone Brothers garbage truck pulls into the parking lot of a small business. The back opens, and the trunk dumps tons of garbage in front of the building. It's all rotten food. The owner runs out and screams for them to stop. He calls them all kinds of bad names. The sanitation workers don't stop. In fact, they dump even more. "Where do you suppose you are going?" the owner shouts. His English is fragmented, and he shouts things like, "I demand you to come back here this instant! This instant!" The truck drives off as the owner shouts down the street, "Mothermake the beast with two backsers! Mothermake the beast with two backsers!" So, his English isn't entirely broken.

A guy answers the phone, "Yeah. Zanone Brothers." Richie walks into the room at the same time, asking, "How 'bout them Nets?" The guy on the phone -- Bobby Zanone, I think -- is talking to the man with the all of the garbage. The garbage guy is complaining that the driver came over and dumped all of the garbage in front of his building. Bobby explains that it's company policy that if the customer is unhappy he gets double his garbage back, free. Bobby tells Richie that it's "the raghead from the deli" on the phone, so Richie takes the phone. Richie explains the policy. The garbage guy says he complained because the driver hasn't been making full pick-ups over the past few weeks and he got charged double for it. Richie says they had to come out twice to get all of the garbage. This is all because Tony told Richie to start charging double for pick-ups. Richie tells the guy he figured he wasn't satisfied, so he wanted his garbage back. Garbage Guy says he didn't want his garbage back. Richie says that must mean he's satisfied. "You are speaking shit to me," the man pouts into his cell phone. Richie says they'll send another truck out tomorrow, and hangs up the phone. "
Title: Re: the unofficial He Man hate club thread
Post by: herm on October 30, 2009, 05:37:35 PM
i dont get the tie in...
but i did see that episode once when i was stuck in a hotel in denver.
Title: Re: the unofficial He Man hate club thread
Post by: Oldfisti on October 30, 2009, 05:45:12 PM
Quote from: herm (not herb) on October 30, 2009, 05:37:35 PM
i dont get the tie in...
but i did see that episode once when i was stuck in a hotel in denver.


http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=29011.msg503345#msg503345 (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=29011.msg503345#msg503345)
Title: Re: the unofficial He Man hate club thread
Post by: ducpainter on October 30, 2009, 05:49:04 PM
Quote from: alfisti on October 30, 2009, 05:45:12 PM

http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=29011.msg503345#msg503345 (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=29011.msg503345#msg503345)
dood.....

I just spit vodka... ;D
Title: Re: the unofficial He Man hate club thread
Post by: Oldfisti on October 30, 2009, 06:05:19 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on October 30, 2009, 05:49:04 PM
dood.....

I just spit vodka... ;D


Don't waste it now!


I'll refill my scotch to that.  ;D
Title: Re: the unofficial He Man hate club thread
Post by: herm on October 30, 2009, 07:04:14 PM
oooooh yaaah.....
forgot about that. its all coming together now.

he man is that whiny guy christopher from the show, right?
Title: Re: the unofficial He Man hate club thread
Post by: He Man on October 30, 2009, 11:26:34 PM
 :'( my poor bike. It took weeks to get that smell out.
Title: Re: the unofficial He Man hate club thread
Post by: nateqwik on November 02, 2009, 12:23:16 PM
Quote from: He Man on October 30, 2009, 11:26:34 PM
:'( my poor bike. It took weeks to get that smell out.
why they hatin' on a brotha' He Man?
Title: Re: the unofficial He Man hate club thread
Post by: He Man on November 02, 2009, 12:36:44 PM
the DMV gave me a sex change today.
Title: Re: the unofficial He Man hate club thread
Post by: NAKID on November 02, 2009, 12:38:13 PM
Quote from: He Man on November 02, 2009, 12:36:44 PM
the DMV gave me a sex change today.

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Title: Re: the unofficial He Man hate club thread
Post by: He Man on November 02, 2009, 01:14:55 PM
you think im kidding?

It litterally says SEX: F on my postponement form. You dont enter via computer, they just scan your Drivers license and it spits it out.
Title: Re: the unofficial He Man hate club thread
Post by: trenner on November 02, 2009, 01:19:30 PM
Quote from: He Man on November 02, 2009, 01:14:55 PM
you think im kidding?

It literally says SEX: F on my postponement form. You dont enter via computer, they just scan your Drivers license and it spits it out.

Musta been thrown into confusion by the ambiguous name on the license, "He Man" (or "Man, He", depending upon how it's printed).
Title: Re: the unofficial He Man hate club thread
Post by: cduarte on November 02, 2009, 01:21:32 PM
Quote from: He Man on November 02, 2009, 01:14:55 PM
you think im kidding?

It litterally says SEX: F on my postponement form. You dont enter via computer, they just scan your Drivers license and it spits it out.

so wear a dress to court and the charges will be dropped...
Title: Re: the unofficial He Man hate club thread
Post by: NAKID on November 02, 2009, 03:05:19 PM
Quote from: He Man on November 02, 2009, 01:14:55 PM
you think im kidding?

Nope, I know you're being serious, that's why it's funny...
Title: Re: the unofficial He Man hate club thread
Post by: He Man on November 02, 2009, 03:26:54 PM
lol.

ah god why me?
Title: Re: the unofficial He Man hate club thread
Post by: ducpainter on November 02, 2009, 03:31:18 PM
Quote from: He Man on November 02, 2009, 03:26:54 PM
lol.

ah god why me?
is that a rhetorical question or do you really expect an answer? ;D
Title: Re: the unofficial He Man hate club thread
Post by: Howie on November 02, 2009, 04:00:36 PM
Quote from: He Man on November 02, 2009, 12:36:44 PM
the DMV gave me a sex change today.

Congrats!

Mods, He Man needs a screen name change!
Title: Re: the unofficial He Man hate club thread
Post by: ducpainter on November 02, 2009, 04:04:05 PM
Quote from: howie on November 02, 2009, 04:00:36 PM
Congrats!

Mods, He Man needs a screen name change!
[evil]
Title: Re: the unofficial He Man hate club thread
Post by: TiNi on November 02, 2009, 04:09:22 PM
rofl she man  [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [clap]
Title: Re: the unofficial He Man hate club thread
Post by: He Man on November 02, 2009, 04:09:56 PM
 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: the unofficial He Man hate club thread
Post by: Howie on November 02, 2009, 04:29:12 PM
 [thumbsup]
Title: Re: the unofficial He Man hate club thread
Post by: Porsche Monkey on November 02, 2009, 04:55:33 PM
 [thumbsup] [thumbsup] [thumbsup] [thumbsup] [thumbsup] [thumbsup] [thumbsup] [thumbsup] [thumbsup]
Title: Re: the unofficial He Man hate club thread
Post by: KnightofNi on November 02, 2009, 07:21:20 PM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on November 02, 2009, 04:09:22 PM
rofl she man  [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [clap]

no..she ra


didn't you watch cartoons growing up?  [roll]
Title: Re: the unofficial He Man hate club thread
Post by: somegirl on November 02, 2009, 09:36:56 PM
 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: the unofficial He Man hate club thread
Post by: TiNi on November 03, 2009, 12:27:34 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 02, 2009, 07:21:20 PM
no..she ra


didn't you watch cartoons growing up?  [roll]

yes, but i was a fan of warner bros.  ;)
Title: Re: the unofficial He Man hate club thread
Post by: teddy037.2 on November 03, 2009, 01:11:32 AM
this just keeps getting better and better
[popcorn]

Title: Re: the unofficial He Man hate club thread
Post by: MendoDave on November 03, 2009, 06:26:35 AM
Quote from: teddy037.2 on November 03, 2009, 01:11:32 AM
this just keeps getting better and better
[popcorn]



+11ty b  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: the unofficial He Man hate club thread
Post by: Bun-bun on November 03, 2009, 06:46:01 AM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on November 03, 2009, 12:27:34 AM
yes, but i was a fan of warner bros.  ;)
Wacko, Yacko, and She Man?
Title: Re: the unofficial He Man hate club thread
Post by: cduarte on November 03, 2009, 01:14:22 PM
and just to torment you further, I happen to have a spare, unwarped monster gas tank...  [evil]

(http://home.comcast.net/~c.duarte/monstertank.jpg)
Title: Re: the unofficial He Man hate club thread
Post by: He Man on November 03, 2009, 01:37:58 PM
in the color i want too. Im way to busy to be going to the dealer and looking for a gas tank. but its been 4-5 months.  [coffee]