the unofficial He Man hate club thread

[KnightofNi]

make the beast with two backs skeleator 

who is skeleator?

is he a relative of Skeletor?

[corey]

who is skeleator?

is he a relative of Skeletor?

yea.. i believe he is his distant cousin in NYC that gets knocked over all the time and has garbage dumped directly on him.

[MendoDave]

Reminds me of this from the sopranos.

"A Zanone Brothers garbage truck pulls into the parking lot of a small business. The back opens, and the trunk dumps tons of garbage in front of the building. It's all rotten food. The owner runs out and screams for them to stop. He calls them all kinds of bad names. The sanitation workers don't stop. In fact, they dump even more. "Where do you suppose you are going?" the owner shouts. His English is fragmented, and he shouts things like, "I demand you to come back here this instant! This instant!" The truck drives off as the owner shouts down the street, "Mothermake the beast with two backsers! Mothermake the beast with two backsers!" So, his English isn't entirely broken.

A guy answers the phone, "Yeah. Zanone Brothers." Richie walks into the room at the same time, asking, "How 'bout them Nets?" The guy on the phone -- Bobby Zanone, I think -- is talking to the man with the all of the garbage. The garbage guy is complaining that the driver came over and dumped all of the garbage in front of his building. Bobby explains that it's company policy that if the customer is unhappy he gets double his garbage back, free. Bobby tells Richie that it's "the raghead from the deli" on the phone, so Richie takes the phone. Richie explains the policy. The garbage guy says he complained because the driver hasn't been making full pick-ups over the past few weeks and he got charged double for it. Richie says they had to come out twice to get all of the garbage. This is all because Tony told Richie to start charging double for pick-ups. Richie tells the guy he figured he wasn't satisfied, so he wanted his garbage back. Garbage Guy says he didn't want his garbage back. Richie says that must mean he's satisfied. "You are speaking shit to me," the man pouts into his cell phone. Richie says they'll send another truck out tomorrow, and hangs up the phone. "

[herm]

i dont get the tie in...
but i did see that episode once when i was stuck in a hotel in denver.

[Oldfisti]

i dont get the tie in...
but i did see that episode once when i was stuck in a hotel in denver.

http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=29011.msg503345#msg503345

[ducpainter]

http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=29011.msg503345#msg503345

dood.....

I just spit vodka...

[Oldfisti]

dood.....

I just spit vodka...

Don't waste it now!


I'll refill my scotch to that. 

[herm]

oooooh yaaah.....
forgot about that. its all coming together now.

he man is that whiny guy christopher from the show, right?

[He Man]

  my poor bike. It took weeks to get that smell out.

[nateqwik]

my poor bike. It took weeks to get that smell out.

why they hatin' on a brotha' He Man?

[He Man]

the DMV gave me a sex change today.

[NAKID]

the DMV gave me a sex change today.

[He Man]

you think im kidding?

It litterally says SEX: F on my postponement form. You dont enter via computer, they just scan your Drivers license and it spits it out.

[trenner]

you think im kidding?

It literally says SEX: F on my postponement form. You dont enter via computer, they just scan your Drivers license and it spits it out.

Musta been thrown into confusion by the ambiguous name on the license, "He Man" (or "Man, He", depending upon how it's printed).

[cduarte]

you think im kidding?

It litterally says SEX: F on my postponement form. You dont enter via computer, they just scan your Drivers license and it spits it out.

so wear a dress to court and the charges will be dropped...