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Moto Board => Riding Techniques => Topic started by: EvilSteve on November 05, 2009, 11:05:27 AM

Title: Squid quick stop
Post by: EvilSteve on November 05, 2009, 11:05:27 AM
http://ebaumnation.com/2009/11/04/morons-and-motors-they-just-dont-match (http://ebaumnation.com/2009/11/04/morons-and-motors-they-just-dont-match)


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Title: Re: Squid quick stop
Post by: Speeddog on November 05, 2009, 11:19:40 AM
Dude needs to buy a lotto ticket.  :P
Title: Re: Squid quick stop
Post by: EvilSteve on November 05, 2009, 12:54:45 PM
People always say that when someone's lucky to be alive. I contend that they just used all their luck.
Title: Re: Squid quick stop
Post by: Speeddog on November 05, 2009, 01:11:36 PM
Hmm, hadn't thought of it that way.
He sure did use a bunch of it.  :P
Title: Re: Squid quick stop
Post by: positivecarry on November 05, 2009, 02:52:01 PM
Is he just wearing shoes and boxer shorts?
Title: Re: Squid quick stop
Post by: Speeddog on November 05, 2009, 02:54:51 PM
Well, he's got a do-rag on too.  ;D
Title: Re: Squid quick stop
Post by: teddy037.2 on November 05, 2009, 09:27:17 PM
wtf?


no, wait.  I don't think I made myself clear.


WTF?!?!?!


why don't deserving folk get that kind of luck??
Title: Re: Squid quick stop
Post by: Raux on November 05, 2009, 10:36:37 PM
he still took a pretty good shot to the head, doubt he walked away from that without a serious concussion. just didn't knock him out.

but yes, how can someone beat fate on an idiot move like that and fully armored guys get it when someone runs a red light?
Title: Re: Squid quick stop
Post by: teddy037.2 on November 05, 2009, 11:36:32 PM
Quote from: Raux on November 05, 2009, 10:36:37 PM
he still took a pretty good shot to the head, doubt he walked away from that without a serious concussion. just didn't knock him out.

I got a pretty fair concussion playing hockey w/o getting knocked out.

unless there are miracles of time-lapse imagery involved, because I KNOW I didn't pop back up to my feet that quick.



well... maybe I just had more brains to hurt  ;)
Title: Re: Squid quick stop
Post by: Spidey on November 06, 2009, 06:42:20 AM
Uh . . . don't wheelie toward a gate unless you know how to use the front brake.  See the smoke from the rear?  Actually, maybe just don't wheelie toward a gate.   :-\
Title: Re: Squid quick stop
Post by: rule62 on November 08, 2009, 11:15:02 AM
It's like that video of the nearsighted kid jumping into the pool.  I can just watch it over, and over, and over, and it never gets less entertaining. 
Title: Re: Squid quick stop
Post by: corey on November 11, 2009, 05:34:44 AM
Quote from: rule62 on November 08, 2009, 11:15:02 AM
It's like that video of the nearsighted kid jumping into the pool.  I can just watch it over, and over, and over, and it never gets less entertaining. 

um.. link plz..
Title: Re: Squid quick stop
Post by: rockaduc on November 20, 2009, 12:19:03 AM
Quote from: corey on November 11, 2009, 05:34:44 AM
um.. link plz..

+ 1
link to this funny vid.
Title: Re: Squid quick stop
Post by: NoisyDante on November 24, 2009, 03:42:40 PM
Here's the aforementioned video
Very Funny. Child runs and tries to Jump in Pool... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tn_Lfbuq7Xw#normal)

And while we're on the topic of pools
Fat boy falls on a diving board (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIGxp4vffDc#normal)
Title: Re: Squid quick stop
Post by: fasterblkduc on November 26, 2009, 04:59:45 AM
 [laugh] You mean you guys don't wheelie into parking lots everytime?  [laugh]

This video is great.
Title: Re: Squid quick stop
Post by: Kopfjager on December 12, 2009, 03:45:53 PM
Ducati Monster Crash (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjZ7TJaDGL4#normal)
Title: Re: Squid quick stop
Post by: Rob Hilding on December 16, 2009, 01:28:44 PM
"Hey Rocky - watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat"...........

Sorry - wrong hat


I know it is not polite to laugh at the misfortunes of others, but......


That shid is funny ( no animals were hurt in the making of these videos)
Title: Re: Squid quick stop
Post by: ManOrAstro-Man? on December 23, 2009, 09:22:44 AM
What the hell was the dude on the Monster trying to do!?
Title: Re: Squid quick stop
Post by: Kopfjager on December 23, 2009, 09:27:29 PM
Quote from: KG5 on December 23, 2009, 09:22:44 AM
What the hell was the dude on the Monster trying to do!?

He forgot his pass code to the gate, and had to take a deuce real bad.
Title: Re: Squid quick stop
Post by: grandpa nate on December 26, 2009, 08:53:02 PM
Quote from: kopfjäger on December 12, 2009, 03:45:53 PM
Ducati Monster Crash (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjZ7TJaDGL4#normal)

now that's funny...i don't care who you are
Title: Re: Squid quick stop
Post by: OT on January 02, 2010, 04:50:48 AM
There had to be a naked body somewhere in his field of view  [evil]

At the end one guy's helping the rider, 3-4 are consoling the bike, and the rest don't want to get involved.....  [popcorn]
Title: Re: Squid quick stop
Post by: Adamm0621 on January 02, 2010, 04:36:13 PM
This one is still one of my favorites... target fixation...  [popcorn]

newby hits a tree on an SV650 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXfM4tbx9nY#normal)
Title: Re: Squid quick stop
Post by: LowThudd on January 03, 2010, 08:48:14 PM
I hope this isn't what Europeans think most of us in the US are like(loose translation of it).

http://www.evisor.tv/tv/motorrad-auspuffanlagen/awaiting-trial-trailer-durchge-2032.htm (http://www.evisor.tv/tv/motorrad-auspuffanlagen/awaiting-trial-trailer-durchge-2032.htm)
Title: Re: Squid quick stop
Post by: gregrnel on January 04, 2010, 03:14:47 PM
Maybe posted here before, my favorite, definitely worth 5 minutes of your time.....Squid On Suzuki GSX-R Owned - Speeders Fight Back (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtofbxmlv8Y#normal)
Title: Re: Squid quick stop
Post by: LowThudd on January 04, 2010, 04:48:56 PM
That guy is dumb as a post. ;D A bit slow at first, but the insanity plea and his "incident" at the end made it worth it.
Title: Re: Squid quick stop
Post by: Latinbalar on January 13, 2010, 09:55:44 AM
YES all he was wearing was boxers and a durag.
Title: Re: Squid quick stop
Post by: Raux on January 13, 2010, 10:05:19 AM
I actually watched all the way to the end... didn't think it could get any worse... then he dumped it.. OMG  [laugh]
Title: Re: Squid quick stop
Post by: duc996 on March 07, 2010, 07:42:01 PM
What a dumbass!!! deserved what he got in the end.So funny  [laugh]
Title: Re: Squid quick stop
Post by: Chucko9-696 on March 08, 2010, 01:54:36 PM
He was full of himself wasnt he then the arse dumped it  [laugh]
Title: Re: Squid quick stop
Post by: Setsukosan on March 09, 2010, 04:59:40 AM
great vid haha. these are the guys that give us a bad rep.
Title: Re: Squid quick stop
Post by: hcomp on April 06, 2010, 11:33:39 PM
Yes I am sorry for the degenerate youth here in the U.S. It seems that the new idea that our youth embraces is; How stupid and over the top can we be? 

Trust me I know this first hand...... I have since retired from this group...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jStABGeS8Ag
Title: Re: Squid quick stop
Post by: Raux on April 10, 2010, 12:32:44 AM
i know we say this... about how today is different. but i think we just make it more visible today because it's more accepted. how many of us have dad's or grandpop's.. (or Nate) that have dirt raced, dragged on a saturday night or even used to jump off bridges into the river for fun. the media has made it into a money maker so we see it in the x-games. growing up, the one who got the most air on their BMX or P&P board was the coolest. or who could do backflips off the roof (never did those... cause i was chicken). but now it's money. sponsors throw money at these guys to get more and more attention to make more and more money.

so I don't think the youth have degenerated, they're just trying to get rich off of it now.
Title: Re: Squid quick stop
Post by: jeff137 on July 22, 2010, 04:21:34 AM
There's a time and place for everything. Stunting should be done in a safe place. There's a group of guys where I live that weave between cars doing wheelies every weekend on Hwy 460. Thanks to them everyone else that rides is "one of those a**hole bike riders."   They are young and dumb and see it as showing their skills. They don't realize what a bad rep it gives us all and what a danger it is for them and the cars around them.

Yes, when I was  younger I did stupid stuff too.  I just didn't have a 140hp bike to do it on.  I learned all my lessons in the dirt where thankfully nobody but me was injured.

The court video was funny until the end, then it was hilarious.  And I just love his 200mph Suzuki. Must be an old Mladin bike huh?
Title: Re: Squid quick stop
Post by: Ahks on September 17, 2010, 09:20:42 AM
Quote from: jeff137 on July 22, 2010, 04:21:34 AMThe court video was funny until the end, then it was hilarious.  And I just love his 200mph Suzuki. Must be an old Mladin bike huh?

I don't know a thing about Suzi's but my buddy's R6 can hit 175 on a long straight on a calm night. So if his is modded a decent amount and a litre+ it could probably get real close to if not over 200mph
Title: Re: Squid quick stop
Post by: live2ride on September 17, 2010, 12:14:28 PM
could it be possible?  could the court guy be the same one crashing into the gate?  haha.
it does look like a red suzuki in the gate video.
do-ra  check
shirt off  check
short guy on steroids double check
....maybe
Title: Re: Squid quick stop
Post by: honey_badger on October 12, 2010, 09:10:40 PM
Quote from: positivecarry on November 05, 2009, 02:52:01 PM
Is he just wearing shoes and boxer shorts?

lol...looks like it.  he loses squid points for the shoes, but then he lost one in the crash so he redeemed himself.
Title: Re: Squid quick stop
Post by: Hellraising-vtec on July 04, 2011, 01:41:54 PM
great vid
Title: Re: Squid quick stop
Post by: ManaloEA on July 05, 2011, 08:02:27 AM
I know this thread is from last year, but those vids are timeless.  [clap] [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: Squid quick stop
Post by: MAXdB on July 18, 2011, 01:28:55 AM
Quote from: ahks on September 17, 2010, 09:20:42 AM
I don't know a thing about Suzi's but my buddy's R6 can hit 175 on a long straight on a calm night. So if his is modded a decent amount and a litre+ it could probably get real close to if not over 200mph

lol..
Title: Re: Squid quick stop
Post by: Ahks on July 18, 2011, 05:32:14 AM
Quote from: MAXdB on July 18, 2011, 01:28:55 AMlol..

10 months ago I thought the statement was true. I now know it takes a lot more than just "some mods" to get an R1 to 200mph.

But you replied just to be a Brian W. Really?

Have a nice nice day...
Title: Re: Squid quick stop
Post by: MAXdB on July 18, 2011, 01:23:04 PM
Quote from: ahks on July 18, 2011, 05:32:14 AM
10 months ago I thought the statement was true. I now know it takes a lot more than just "some mods" to get an R1 to 200mph.

But you replied just to be a Brian W. Really?

Have a nice nice day...

i actually thought you were joking so i laughed..  ???  jeesus..