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Title: New life
Post by: Travman on November 23, 2009, 03:58:21 PM
I'm feeling good.  I want to ride my bike from 20mph up to 110mph over and over.  Then I want to have four beers.  I want to crash a wedding.  I want to go back in time and do those shrooms one more time.  I want listen to Led Zep and Skynard, AC/DC, & Stones.  I want to get a tattoo and not one of those little ones off the wall.  I want the full sleeves and back Japanese dragon with the flowers and Koi.  I'm in the mood to do it like two porn stars & get a glass of water and do it again.  A Yager shot at 3 in the morning.  Strip clubs, a fight that doesn't mean a thing over something I can't remember.  Stitches by a friend who is a nurse.  Glad I never was introduced to cocaine, b/c I feel like going on a 4 day bender.  Pass out for 8 hours.  Eat Nachos and bacon sandwiches with the good Deli Select cheese.  Shower, shit, and shave.  Do it again.  Life is good when you have the feeling.
Title: Re: New life
Post by: NAKID on November 23, 2009, 04:01:38 PM
Why?
Title: Re: New life
Post by: Rev. Millertime on November 23, 2009, 04:03:35 PM
Quote from: NAKID on November 23, 2009, 04:01:38 PM
Why?

Why not?!?!
Title: Re: New life
Post by: dennisd on November 23, 2009, 04:06:36 PM
Have too many Hersey bars there young man?  That suger crash is going to be he//!!!! [laugh]
Title: Re: New life
Post by: Markus on November 23, 2009, 04:15:26 PM
preach brother.
[thumbsup]
Title: Re: New life
Post by: zarn02 on November 23, 2009, 04:17:53 PM
I'd like to rock and roll all night, and perhaps party every day.
Title: Re: New life
Post by: corey on November 23, 2009, 05:13:15 PM
Quote from: zarn02 on November 23, 2009, 04:17:53 PM
I'd like to rock and roll all night, and perhaps party every day.

perhaps indeed...
Title: Re: New life
Post by: Pip on November 23, 2009, 05:19:24 PM
Quote from: Travman on November 23, 2009, 03:58:21 PM
I'm feeling good.  I want to ride my bike from 20mph up to 110mph over and over.  Then I want to have four beers.  I want to crash a wedding.  I want to go back in time and do those shrooms one more time.  I want listen to Led Zep and Skynard, AC/DC, & Stones.  I want to get a tattoo and not one of those little ones off the wall.  I want the full sleeves and back Japanese dragon with the flowers and Koi.  I'm in the mood to do it like two porn stars & get a glass of water and do it again.  A Yager shot at 3 in the morning.  Strip clubs, a fight that doesn't mean a thing over something I can't remember.  Stitches by a friend who is a nurse.  Glad I never was introduced to cocaine, b/c I feel like going on a 4 day bender.  Pass out for 8 hours.  Eat Nachos and bacon sandwiches with the good Deli Select cheese.  Shower, shit, and shave.  Do it again.  Life is good when you have the feeling.

That downright make the beast with two backsing INSPIRING right there. Well played sir!   [clap]
Title: Re: New life
Post by: Oldfisti on November 23, 2009, 05:44:53 PM
I live vicariously through myself.


;)
Title: Re: New life
Post by: Big Troubled Bear on November 23, 2009, 10:21:30 PM
Ahhh the joys of youth ;D
Title: Re: New life
Post by: Scottish on November 23, 2009, 10:26:50 PM
Quote from: Travman on November 23, 2009, 03:58:21 PM
I'm feeling good.  I want to ride my bike from 20mph up to 110mph over and over.  Then I want to have four beers.  I want to crash a wedding.  I want to go back in time and do those shrooms one more time.  I want listen to Led Zep and Skynard, AC/DC, & Stones.  I want to get a tattoo and not one of those little ones off the wall.  I want the full sleeves and back Japanese dragon with the flowers and Koi.  I'm in the mood to do it like two porn stars & get a glass of water and do it again.  A Yager shot at 3 in the morning.  Strip clubs, a fight that doesn't mean a thing over something I can't remember.  Stitches by a friend who is a nurse.  Glad I never was introduced to cocaine, b/c I feel like going on a 4 day bender.  Pass out for 8 hours.  Eat Nachos and bacon sandwiches with the good Deli Select cheese.  Shower, shit, and shave.  Do it again.  Life is good when you have the feeling.
After you do it for about three years throw in the coke and some acid for good measure it becomes terribly unfullfilling. And most pornstars are an absolute bore to be around(truely it's good they are good at that "one thing". The tatts are cool though, I don't regret those, I just wish I could afford to get my back piece finished.
Title: Re: New life
Post by: Pip on November 24, 2009, 04:37:47 AM
Quote from: alfisti on November 23, 2009, 05:44:53 PM
I live vicariously through myself.


;)

Did you once have an awkward moment, just to see how it felt?  ;D
Title: Re: New life
Post by: KnightofNi on November 24, 2009, 04:46:29 AM
Quote from: Travman on November 23, 2009, 03:58:21 PM
I'm feeling good.  I want to ride my bike from 20mph up to 110mph over and over.  Then I want to have four beers.  I want to crash a wedding.  I want to go back in time and do those shrooms one more time.  I want listen to Led Zep and Skynard, AC/DC, & Stones.  I want to get a tattoo and not one of those little ones off the wall.  I want the full sleeves and back Japanese dragon with the flowers and Koi.  I'm in the mood to do it like two porn stars & get a glass of water and do it again.  A Yager shot at 3 in the morning.  Strip clubs, a fight that doesn't mean a thing over something I can't remember.  Stitches by a friend who is a nurse.  Glad I never was introduced to cocaine, b/c I feel like going on a 4 day bender.  Pass out for 8 hours.  Eat Nachos and bacon sandwiches with the good Deli Select cheese.  Shower, shit, and shave.  Do it again.  Life is good when you have the feeling.

i feel like that often. people tell me it's because i'm getting older and trying to recapture something. i tell them i'm not, i'm trying to experience things i never have. (except for the 110mph+ and beers afterwards, i call that going home from work)
Title: Re: New life
Post by: Grampa on November 24, 2009, 04:51:15 AM
I dub thee.... Paris Hilton thread
Title: Re: New life
Post by: Oldfisti on November 24, 2009, 05:33:53 AM
Quote from: Pip on November 24, 2009, 04:37:47 AM
Did you once have an awkward moment, just to see how it felt?  ;D


(http://idology.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/most_interesting_man.jpg)


Why yes I did.



;)
Title: Re: New life
Post by: ZLTFUL on November 24, 2009, 06:07:26 AM
My entire life is an awkward moment...
Title: Re: New life
Post by: Travman on November 24, 2009, 06:26:20 AM
Well that feeling has now dissipated.  I now feel like putting on a pair of warm socks, sitting in front of the TV and changing the channel from ESPN, History and Discovery for a couple of hours.
Title: Re: New life
Post by: KnightofNi on November 24, 2009, 06:52:43 AM
Quote from: Travman on November 24, 2009, 06:26:20 AM
Well that feeling has now dissipated.  I now feel like putting on a pair of warm socks, sitting in front of the TV and changing the channel from ESPN, History and Discovery for a couple of hours.

it was warmer when you posted the first time wasn't it?
Title: Re: New life
Post by: Blackout on November 24, 2009, 07:45:27 AM
Let's stop talking and start doing.
Title: Re: New life
Post by: triangleforge on November 24, 2009, 07:55:15 AM
Quote from: Blackout on November 24, 2009, 07:45:27 AM
Let's stop talking and start doing.

A Little Less Conversation (JXL Remix) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxFqsmUwKig#normal)
Title: Re: New life
Post by: Speedbag on November 24, 2009, 08:32:40 AM
Quote from: ZLTFUL on November 24, 2009, 06:07:26 AM
My entire life is an awkward moment...

My life is a hellishly complicated drinking game.
Title: Re: New life
Post by: superjohn on November 24, 2009, 10:59:35 AM
Quote from: Speedbag on November 24, 2009, 08:32:40 AM
My life is a hellishly complicated drinking game.

That is an apt and profound observation. I think I like it.  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: New life
Post by: triangleforge on November 24, 2009, 11:08:15 AM
Quote from: Speedbag on November 24, 2009, 08:32:40 AM
My life is a hellishly complicated drinking game.

Or it could just be a simple binary:

Damn, all this SUCKS = Drink

or

Man, oh man, ain't life grand = Drink
Title: Re: New life
Post by: Travman on December 18, 2009, 01:23:27 PM
I feel good.  I'm cooking two pounds of bacon, just cracked open a Gordon Biersch ale, listening to Led Zep (Bring it on Home), and friends are coming over.  My Ducati dealer/mechanic and I talked about the upcoming 1078 upgrade the Monster.  Thoughts of upgraded power are swirling through my head.  I hope it is everything I want.  I had the best sex of my life this week.  The type that changes me and my priorities.  There is a high likely hood of that continuing through the weekend.  We are going to get a lot of snow this weekend.  Houses of the Holy the song is another favorite I haven't heard in a while.  My life is good.
Title: Re: New life
Post by: NAKID on December 18, 2009, 01:34:10 PM
They have Gordon Biersch in VA? I haven't been to the one in S.D. in years...
Title: Re: New life
Post by: Travman on December 18, 2009, 01:58:45 PM
Quote from: NAKID on December 18, 2009, 01:34:10 PM
They have Gordon Biersch in VA? I haven't been to the one in S.D. in years...
No brew pubs/restaurants, but I picked up a case of Gordon Biersch from Costco last week for the holidays.  I like the beer, but the main reason I bought it was because I saw Mr. Gordon Biersch give a toast to a minor league hockey player that was retiring for the local San Diego team back in 2001.  The player had spent something like 15 years playing for the team and he was a local favorite.  Mr. Biersch was about 85 with white hair and very healthy looking.  He gave an eloquent toast to the hockey player during half time and then poured himself one of his beers and proceed to down it while the crowd cheered.  He didn't chug it.  He simply smoothly poured it down his throat for about 15 seconds.  I guess you had to be there but Mr. Biersch was a showman and a little bit of a bad-ass. 
Title: Re: New life
Post by: NAKID on December 18, 2009, 02:03:40 PM
Never met him. Good beer though...
Title: Re: New life
Post by: Duck-Stew on December 19, 2009, 05:13:55 AM
I know how you feel Travman.  Somedays I want to fire up the HD and do burnouts till sundown.  2nd-gear wheelie my M900 until the front tire stops spinnin.  Blow out the rest of my eardrums (stupid Bobber).  Build another Bobber.  Finish my  Tatt's.  Go to a strip-club, grinnin' like a 17y.o. w/about 100 1-dollar bills.

Other days....a spot of Earl-Grey and a biscotti just set me right.

Rock on with your (most all the time) bad-ass self.
Title: Re: New life
Post by: Travman on December 20, 2009, 11:06:58 AM
Quote from: NAKID on December 18, 2009, 02:03:40 PM
Never met him. Good beer though...
I was talking with my friend about the Gordon Biersch toast for the San Diego hockey player and he told me that Gordon Biersch is not a person.  The company was started by two men.  One had the last name of Gordon and the other had the last name of Biersch.  So I guess whoever I saw down that beer must have been either Mr. Gordon or Mr. Biersch.  Or perhaps it was just an older gentlemen who represented the company that I thought was Mr. Biersch.
Title: Re: New life
Post by: NAKID on December 20, 2009, 11:23:53 AM
Quote from: Travman on December 20, 2009, 11:06:58 AM
I was talking with my friend about the Gordon Biersch toast for the San Diego hockey player and he told me that Gordon Biersch is not a person.  The company was started by two men.  One had the last name of Gordon and the other had the last name of Biersch.  So I guess whoever I saw down that beer must have been either Mr. Gordon or Mr. Biersch.  Or perhaps it was just an older gentlemen who represented the company that I thought was Mr. Biersch.

Good call...

http://www.gordonbiersch.com/brewery/20thmain.html (http://www.gordonbiersch.com/brewery/20thmain.html)

Dan Gordon and Dean Biersch
Title: Re: New life
Post by: Travman on December 20, 2009, 01:27:32 PM
Neither of these two guys is an 85 year old distinguished looking gentleman with white hair. 
(http://www.gordonbiersch.com/brewery/about/_images/img-about-dan_dean.new.jpg)
I'm changing my story.  I'm now thinking it was the hockey team owner that drank the Gordon Biersch beer after the toast b/c Gordon Biersch was the team's sponsor.  Either way the guy who made the toast deserves respect and Gordon Biersch is still a pretty good beer.