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Kitchen Sink => No Moto Content => Topic started by: Mad Duc on November 25, 2009, 10:20:09 AM

Title: I have no idea what is going on but it involves boobs and is really funny (NSFW)
Post by: Mad Duc on November 25, 2009, 10:20:09 AM
The only English is "She's mine" and "God's hand". It appears to be a pump up bra but then there's a part with blood vessels, which is the part that throws me off what exactly this bra is meant to do.  [popcorn]

自动调杯å†...è¡£ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtIcedRcIk0#normal)
Title: Re: I have no idea what is going on but it involves boobs and is really funny (NSFW)
Post by: roy-nexus-6 on November 25, 2009, 11:57:13 AM
 [clap]
full writeup here: http://www.weirdasianews.com/2009/11/23/pushbutton-bra-turns-bitsy-bodacious/ (http://www.weirdasianews.com/2009/11/23/pushbutton-bra-turns-bitsy-bodacious/)

"According to this announcer, at least, it's every woman's dream to have a bigger cup size. Now, with the amazing She's Mine bra, you can turn that dream into a reality. Not only does it increase your cup size, but it lets you change it to suit your mood. Need some guidelines? The commercial suggests “a B-cup for work, a C-cup for shopping, and a D-cup for partying.”
Title: Re: I have no idea what is going on but it involves boobs and is really funny (NSFW)
Post by: corey on November 25, 2009, 12:19:46 PM
Quote from: Mad Duc on November 25, 2009, 10:20:09 AM
The only English is "She's mine" and "God's hand". It appears to be a pump up bra but then there's a part with blood vessels, which is the part that throws me off what exactly this bra is meant to do.  [popcorn]

自动调杯å†...è¡£ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtIcedRcIk0#normal)

it's pretty simple really. the way the "god's hand" insert supports the breasts also controls blood flow through the boobies, otherwise known as the CFM or "come make the beast with two backs me" gland. quite obviously, the higher the cup size the woman selects, the more her rocking tots are getting squeezed... and therefore by way of the transitive property, the more she wants to get railed in the nearest bathroom stall.

I thought this concept was presented pretty well in the video. Obviously these ladies are far more sexed up raring to go than anyone any of us know.


;D
Title: Re: I have no idea what is going on but it involves boobs and is really funny (NSFW)
Post by: ducpainter on November 25, 2009, 12:57:26 PM
no D cups in that vid kids.  ;)
Title: Re: I have no idea what is going on but it involves boobs and is really funny (NSFW)
Post by: KnightofNi on November 25, 2009, 01:20:33 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on November 25, 2009, 12:57:26 PM
no D cups in that vid kids.  ;)

asian sizes are diff from american.
Title: Re: I have no idea what is going on but it involves boobs and is really funny (NSFW)
Post by: ducpainter on November 25, 2009, 01:43:07 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 25, 2009, 01:20:33 PM
asian sizes are diff from american.
metric?
Title: Re: I have no idea what is going on but it involves boobs and is really funny (NSFW)
Post by: Ddan on November 25, 2009, 02:07:39 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on November 25, 2009, 01:43:07 PM
metric?

Metric D

US D

Title: Re: I have no idea what is going on but it involves boobs and is really funny (NSFW)
Post by: ducpainter on November 25, 2009, 02:10:06 PM
Quote from: Dan on November 25, 2009, 02:07:39 PM
Metric D

US D


sumpin' like that. ;D
Title: Re: I have no idea what is going on but it involves boobs and is really funny (NSFW)
Post by: erkishhorde on November 25, 2009, 03:51:01 PM
Quote from: Dan on November 25, 2009, 02:07:39 PM
Metric D

US D



[laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: I have no idea what is going on but it involves boobs and is really funny (NSFW)
Post by: Monsterlover on November 25, 2009, 04:24:43 PM
[laugh]
Title: Re: I have no idea what is going on but it involves boobs and is really funny (NSFW)
Post by: Grampa on November 25, 2009, 04:34:27 PM
I like SAE boobies
Title: Re: I have no idea what is going on but it involves boobs and is really funny (NSFW)
Post by: LA on November 25, 2009, 04:39:41 PM
Quote from: corey on November 25, 2009, 12:19:46 PM
it's pretty simple really. the way the "god's hand" insert supports the breasts also controls blood flow through the boobies, otherwise known as the CFM or "come make the beast with two backs me" gland. quite obviously, the higher the cup size the woman selects, the more her rocking tots are getting squeezed... and therefore by way of the transitive property, the more she wants to get railed in the nearest bathroom stall.

I thought this concept was presented pretty well in the video. Obviously these ladies are far more sexed up raring to go than anyone any of us know.;D

Thank you for your thoughtful insight. It's ........ all..... much clearer now.

I do like pretty much anything having to do with boobies.  A pretty smile and a nice set of boobs.  The world IS a beautiful place.  

LA
Title: Re: I have no idea what is going on but it involves boobs and is really funny (NSFW)
Post by: ducatiz on November 25, 2009, 05:03:39 PM
Quote from: LA on November 25, 2009, 04:39:41 PM
Thank you for your thoughtful insight. It's ........ all..... much clearer now.

I do like pretty much anything having to do with boobies.  A pretty smile and a nice set of boobs.  The world IS a beautiful place.  

LA

A MEN!
Title: Re: I have no idea what is going on but it involves boobs and is really funny (NSFW)
Post by: erkishhorde on November 25, 2009, 08:17:14 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on November 25, 2009, 05:03:39 PM
A MEN!

No, not man-boobs.  [puke]
Title: Re: I have no idea what is going on but it involves boobs and is really funny (NSFW)
Post by: Oldfisti on November 26, 2009, 03:07:12 AM
Quote from: erkishhorde on November 25, 2009, 08:17:14 PM
No, not man-boobs.  [puke]


NMC = No Moob Content


;)
Title: Re: I have no idea what is going on but it involves boobs and is really funny (NSFW)
Post by: Slide Panda on November 26, 2009, 08:23:02 AM
See, this is where it get's tricky... Cup size is related to bust circumference - so a 30D is smaller than a 36D, that's how they fool you! Cup is the difference between the measurement just under the boobs, and then around them.  So hell, she me be a D, but if she's a 28... well, it's a sliding scale.
Anyways, all that shit's false advertising.
Title: Re: I have no idea what is going on but it involves boobs and is really funny (NSFW)
Post by: Raux on November 27, 2009, 04:40:12 AM
it's kinda of like buying a Italian Ducati and getting it home to find out someone put Japanese rims and forks on it... wait they do that :(
Title: Re: I have no idea what is going on but it involves boobs and is really funny (NSFW)
Post by: ducatiz on November 27, 2009, 04:54:35 AM
Quote from: Raux on November 27, 2009, 04:40:12 AM
it's kinda of like buying a Italian Ducati and getting it home to find out someone put Japanese rims and forks on it... wait they do that :(

nah, not when you're really interested in the tail pipe and how well the bike is lubricated...
Title: Re: I have no idea what is going on but it involves boobs and is really funny (N
Post by: Slide Panda on November 27, 2009, 04:56:32 AM
I see we are channeling a bit of SacDuc today
Title: Re: I have no idea what is going on but it involves boobs and is really funny (NSFW)
Post by: ZLTFUL on November 27, 2009, 05:28:54 AM
<--WWSDD? Why, Anal of course!!!


And now I have an overpowering desire to go visit Asian countries...
Title: Re: I have no idea what is going on but it involves boobs and is really funny (NSFW)
Post by: ducatiz on November 27, 2009, 05:48:43 AM
Quote from: ZLTFUL on November 27, 2009, 05:28:54 AM
And now I have an overpowering desire to go visit Asian countries...

You come.  We wait for you. 
(http://www.asianjoke.com/pictures/img/uglyasianmen.jpg)
Title: Re: I have no idea what is going on but it involves boobs and is really funny (NSFW)
Post by: ZLTFUL on November 27, 2009, 06:34:45 AM
Quote from: ducatiz on November 27, 2009, 05:48:43 AM
You come.  We wait for you. 
(http://www.asianjoke.com/pictures/img/uglyasianmen.jpg)

I would kick you in the balls if I knew you wouldn't sue me for it!   [cheeky]
Title: Re: I have no idea what is going on but it involves boobs and is really funny (NSFW)
Post by: ducatiz on November 27, 2009, 06:43:17 AM
Quote from: ZLTFUL on November 27, 2009, 06:34:45 AM
I would kick you in the balls if I knew you wouldn't sue me for it!   [cheeky]

my balls would beat you up with one tied behind my taint.
Title: Re: I have no idea what is going on but it involves boobs and is really funny (NSFW)
Post by: TAftonomos on November 27, 2009, 06:41:03 PM
Did someone say, boobs?

(http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/573.jpg)
Title: Re: I have no idea what is going on but it involves boobs and is really funny (N
Post by: Slide Panda on November 28, 2009, 01:50:02 AM
Wow just wow... It took a few seconds for my brain to even figure out that it should be utterly horrified by that. I'm traumatized 
Title: Re: I have no idea what is going on but it involves boobs and is really funny (N
Post by: ducatiz on November 28, 2009, 08:03:14 AM
Quote from: yuu on November 28, 2009, 01:50:02 AM
Wow just wow... It took a few seconds for my brain to even figure out that it should be utterly horrified by that. I'm traumatized 

+11ty billion.. eughmmmech