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Started by Mad Duc, November 25, 2009, 10:20:09 AM

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Mad Duc

November 25, 2009, 10:20:09 AM
The only English is "She's mine" and "God's hand". It appears to be a pump up bra but then there's a part with blood vessels, which is the part that throws me off what exactly this bra is meant to do.  [popcorn]

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#1
November 25, 2009, 11:57:13 AM
 [clap]
full writeup here: http://www.weirdasianews.com/2009/11/23/pushbutton-bra-turns-bitsy-bodacious/

"According to this announcer, at least, it's every woman's dream to have a bigger cup size. Now, with the amazing She's Mine bra, you can turn that dream into a reality. Not only does it increase your cup size, but it lets you change it to suit your mood. Need some guidelines? The commercial suggests “a B-cup for work, a C-cup for shopping, and a D-cup for partying.”

corey

#2
November 25, 2009, 12:19:46 PM
Quote from: Mad Duc on November 25, 2009, 10:20:09 AM
The only English is "She's mine" and "God's hand". It appears to be a pump up bra but then there's a part with blood vessels, which is the part that throws me off what exactly this bra is meant to do.  [popcorn]

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it's pretty simple really. the way the "god's hand" insert supports the breasts also controls blood flow through the boobies, otherwise known as the CFM or "come make the beast with two backs me" gland. quite obviously, the higher the cup size the woman selects, the more her rocking tots are getting squeezed... and therefore by way of the transitive property, the more she wants to get railed in the nearest bathroom stall.

I thought this concept was presented pretty well in the video. Obviously these ladies are far more sexed up raring to go than anyone any of us know.


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#3
November 25, 2009, 12:57:26 PM
no D cups in that vid kids.  ;)
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KnightofNi

#4
November 25, 2009, 01:20:33 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on November 25, 2009, 12:57:26 PM
no D cups in that vid kids.  ;)

asian sizes are diff from american.
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November 25, 2009, 01:43:07 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 25, 2009, 01:20:33 PM
asian sizes are diff from american.
metric?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
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    is even more amazing than yours."
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November 25, 2009, 02:07:39 PM
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#7
November 25, 2009, 02:10:06 PM
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


erkishhorde

#8
November 25, 2009, 03:51:01 PM
ErkZ NOT in SLO w/ his '95 m900!
The end is in sight! Gotta buckle down and get to work!

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#9
November 25, 2009, 04:24:43 PM
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#10
November 25, 2009, 04:34:27 PM
I like SAE boobies
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#11
November 25, 2009, 04:39:41 PM
Quote from: corey on November 25, 2009, 12:19:46 PM
it's pretty simple really. the way the "god's hand" insert supports the breasts also controls blood flow through the boobies, otherwise known as the CFM or "come make the beast with two backs me" gland. quite obviously, the higher the cup size the woman selects, the more her rocking tots are getting squeezed... and therefore by way of the transitive property, the more she wants to get railed in the nearest bathroom stall.

I thought this concept was presented pretty well in the video. Obviously these ladies are far more sexed up raring to go than anyone any of us know.;D

Thank you for your thoughtful insight. It's ........ all..... much clearer now.

I do like pretty much anything having to do with boobies.  A pretty smile and a nice set of boobs.  The world IS a beautiful place.  

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#12
November 25, 2009, 05:03:39 PM
Quote from: LA on November 25, 2009, 04:39:41 PM
Thank you for your thoughtful insight. It's ........ all..... much clearer now.

I do like pretty much anything having to do with boobies.  A pretty smile and a nice set of boobs.  The world IS a beautiful place.  

LA

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#13
November 25, 2009, 08:17:14 PM
ErkZ NOT in SLO w/ his '95 m900!
The end is in sight! Gotta buckle down and get to work!

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#14
November 26, 2009, 03:07:12 AM
Quote from: erkishhorde on November 25, 2009, 08:17:14 PM
No, not man-boobs.  [puke]


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