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Title: Before you jump to conclusions, it wasn't me.... PIC NOW INCLUDED
Post by: Rev. Millertime on December 03, 2009, 11:37:54 PM
North Dakota Man Gets Visit From Police Chief Over Inappropriate Reindeer Display

A Hazen, North Dakota man was visited by the chief of police this evening, and apparently chief Chuck Dahl wasn't buying into the holiday spirit.  The resident exhibited 2 reindeer fornicating in his front lawn, and amid citizen complaints was paid a visit by the City of Hazen Chief of Police, Chuck Dahl.  Chief Dahl wasn't available for comment, but the resident, who at this time wishes to remain anonymous , says that he was threatened with charges of disorderly conduct if he didn't remove the fornicating reindeer.  Chief Dahl allegedly informed the resident that the Hazen city attorney may be contacting him regarding disorderly conduct charges. Says the resident “This could make an interesting First Amendment case”.

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2563/4157559943_99b60df440_o.jpg)


This is a CNN “iReport” and is apparently unverified as of right now.


[laugh]

Title: Re: Before you jump to conclusions, it wasn't me....
Post by: derby on December 04, 2009, 04:14:23 AM
pic doesn't work, go here:

http://sayanythingblog.com/mobile/entry/merry_christmas_north_dakota_man_gets_visit_from_police_chief_over_inapprop/ (http://sayanythingblog.com/mobile/entry/merry_christmas_north_dakota_man_gets_visit_from_police_chief_over_inapprop/)
Title: Re: Before you jump to conclusions, it wasn't me....
Post by: ducatiz on December 04, 2009, 04:17:13 AM
Animals cannot "fornicate" that is a term which describes inappropriate sexual activity.  Since animals do not have the concept of "appropriate" it's not even relevant.

pics here

http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-362936 (http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-362936)
Title: Re: Before you jump to conclusions, it wasn't me....
Post by: KnightofNi on December 04, 2009, 04:28:11 AM
i did that to the reindeer my g/f's mom puts out on the lawn.


all the neighbors thought it was hilarious.
Title: Re: Before you jump to conclusions, it wasn't me....
Post by: Venom51 on December 04, 2009, 04:37:12 AM
So I wonder when the sheriff will show up at this house:
http://i.imgur.com/GWK9M.png (http://i.imgur.com/GWK9M.png)
Title: Re: Before you jump to conclusions, it wasn't me....
Post by: Johnny OrganDonor on December 04, 2009, 04:48:39 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on December 04, 2009, 04:28:11 AM
i did that to the reindeer my g/f's mom puts out on the lawn.


all the neighbors thought it was hilarious.

Now that would be fornication, right?  Perhaps, I misunderstood your comment.
Title: Re: Before you jump to conclusions, it wasn't me....
Post by: ducatiz on December 04, 2009, 04:58:09 AM
Quote from: Johnny OrganDonor on December 04, 2009, 04:48:39 AM
Now that would be fornication, right?  Perhaps, I misunderstood your comment.

BAAAAHHAHAHA
Title: Re: Before you jump to conclusions, it wasn't me....
Post by: cyrus buelton on December 04, 2009, 05:06:53 AM
That's old news.

I've been doing this for years to my neighbors when I lived in Indiana.

To get them really good, you have to use a good gauge safety wire to secure them in position so it takes the owner quite a while to get them apart.

If you are in it for a quick job, just use quick ties, easier to get off, but quicker to put on.

Title: Re: Before you jump to conclusions, it wasn't me....
Post by: Oldfisti on December 04, 2009, 05:17:07 AM
(http://muskokaoutdoors.ca/blog/wp-content/uploads/image001.jpg)     (http://www.bagofnothing.com/uploaded_images/ChristmasDeerHunterLights-733953.jpg)
Title: Re: Before you jump to conclusions, it wasn't me....
Post by: KnightofNi on December 04, 2009, 05:24:09 AM
Quote from: Johnny OrganDonor on December 04, 2009, 04:48:39 AM
Now that would be fornication, right?  Perhaps, I misunderstood your comment.

i did not touch the reindeer in an inappropriate manner.
i did re-arrange them into a compromising position


besides, it was cold and the would have chafed.. ;)
Quote from: alfisti on December 04, 2009, 05:17:07 AM
  (http://www.bagofnothing.com/uploaded_images/ChristmasDeerHunterLights-733953.jpg)

this si my next task with the reindeer.  [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: Before you jump to conclusions, it wasn't me....
Post by: ducatiz on December 04, 2009, 05:42:20 AM
Quote from: alfisti on December 04, 2009, 05:17:07 AM
(http://muskokaoutdoors.ca/blog/wp-content/uploads/image001.jpg)     (http://www.bagofnothing.com/uploaded_images/ChristmasDeerHunterLights-733953.jpg)

that

is

hysterical!  [laugh]
Title: Re: Before you jump to conclusions, it wasn't me....
Post by: teddy037.2 on December 04, 2009, 06:11:28 AM
Quote from: ducatiz on December 04, 2009, 05:42:20 AM
that

is

hysterical!  [laugh]

+11TB  [laugh]
Title: Re: Before you jump to conclusions, it wasn't me....
Post by: Speedbag on December 04, 2009, 06:30:06 AM
(http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo118/Speedbag/santa.jpg)
Title: Re: Before you jump to conclusions, it wasn't me....
Post by: triangleforge on December 04, 2009, 06:55:32 AM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on December 04, 2009, 05:06:53 AM

I've been doing this for years to my neighbors when I lived in Indiana.


I thought what happens in Indiana, y'know, stays in Indiana.
Title: Re: Before you jump to conclusions, it wasn't me.... PIC NOW INCLUDED
Post by: Monsterlover on December 04, 2009, 01:41:44 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on December 04, 2009, 04:28:11 AM
i did that to the reindeer my g/f's mom puts out on the lawn.


all the neighbors thought it was hilarious.

That is so like you.

To prove it, here's a pic of Knight doing it to a moose.

(http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/6587/photo74z.jpg)
Title: Re: Before you jump to conclusions, it wasn't me.... PIC NOW INCLUDED
Post by: ducpainter on December 04, 2009, 02:22:45 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on December 04, 2009, 01:41:44 PM
That is so like you.

To prove it, here's a pic of Knight doing it to a moose.

(http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/6587/photo74z.jpg)
He has an unusual concept of animal husbandry... ;)
Title: Re: Before you jump to conclusions, it wasn't me.... PIC NOW INCLUDED
Post by: Ddan on December 05, 2009, 01:16:14 AM
And it's a boy moose.  I wonder if K knows
Title: Re: Before you jump to conclusions, it wasn't me.... PIC NOW INCLUDED
Post by: ducpainter on December 05, 2009, 01:21:58 AM
see above
Title: Re: Before you jump to conclusions, it wasn't me.... PIC NOW INCLUDED
Post by: cyrus buelton on December 05, 2009, 02:44:47 AM
That picture of Knight behind the moose reminds me of the Bull on Wall St in NYC.

Everyone gets their picture holding the bulls balls.


I have no idea why.
Title: Re: Before you jump to conclusions, it wasn't me.... PIC NOW INCLUDED
Post by: ducatiz on December 05, 2009, 04:23:41 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on December 04, 2009, 01:41:44 PM
That is so like you.

To prove it, here's a pic of Knight doing it to a moose.

(http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/6587/photo74z.jpg)

that is a majestic taint tickler
Title: Re: Before you jump to conclusions, it wasn't me.... PIC NOW INCLUDED
Post by: ducpainter on December 05, 2009, 04:37:53 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on December 05, 2009, 04:23:41 PM
that is a majestic taint tickler
A bull moose has a taint since when?
Title: Re: Before you jump to conclusions, it wasn't me.... PIC NOW INCLUDED
Post by: Ddan on December 05, 2009, 04:51:11 PM
You gonna check?    ;D
Title: Re: Before you jump to conclusions, it wasn't me.... PIC NOW INCLUDED
Post by: ducpainter on December 05, 2009, 04:57:55 PM
Quote from: Dan on December 05, 2009, 04:51:11 PM
You gonna check?    ;D
I'm working on .....

definition ;)
Title: Re: Before you jump to conclusions, it wasn't me.... PIC NOW INCLUDED
Post by: ducatiz on December 05, 2009, 06:03:10 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on December 05, 2009, 04:57:55 PM
I'm working on .....

definition ;)

do some pushups
Title: Re: Before you jump to conclusions, it wasn't me....
Post by: spolic on December 07, 2009, 12:52:43 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on December 04, 2009, 04:58:09 AM
BAAAAHHAHAHA

They are deer, not sheep.
Title: Re: Before you jump to conclusions, it wasn't me.... PIC NOW INCLUDED
Post by: Jarvicious on December 08, 2009, 02:50:52 PM
Reminds me of a stunt a guy on the local board pulled this year.  His only lasted 2 days :(

http://midmoriders.com/forum/off-topic/3658-another-attempt-decorating-holidays.html (http://midmoriders.com/forum/off-topic/3658-another-attempt-decorating-holidays.html)
Title: Re: Before you jump to conclusions, it wasn't me.... PIC NOW INCLUDED
Post by: ducpainter on December 08, 2009, 03:09:42 PM
Quote from: Jarvicious on December 08, 2009, 02:50:52 PM
Reminds me of a stunt a guy on the local board pulled this year.  His only lasted 2 days :(

http://midmoriders.com/forum/off-topic/3658-another-attempt-decorating-holidays.html (http://midmoriders.com/forum/off-topic/3658-another-attempt-decorating-holidays.html)
can't see the pic if you're not a registered user. :-\
Title: Re: Before you jump to conclusions, it wasn't me.... PIC NOW INCLUDED
Post by: Jarvicious on December 08, 2009, 03:34:45 PM
Laaaaame.  Here ya go.  I guess some lady actually got out of her car and tried to put the ladder back up to help the guy out.  Turns out it was a fake ladder too  ;D

(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y239/Jervisaurus/Dummyonthegutter.jpg)
Title: Re: Before you jump to conclusions, it wasn't me.... PIC NOW INCLUDED
Post by: ducpainter on December 08, 2009, 03:40:21 PM
Quote from: Jarvicious on December 08, 2009, 03:34:45 PM
Laaaaame.  Here ya go.  I guess some lady actually got out of her car and tried to put the ladder back up to help the guy out.  Turns out it was a fake ladder too  ;D

(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y239/Jervisaurus/Dummyonthegutter.jpg)
[laugh]
Title: Re: Before you jump to conclusions, it wasn't me.... PIC NOW INCLUDED
Post by: Monsterlover on December 08, 2009, 04:30:00 PM
[laugh][laugh]
Title: Re: Before you jump to conclusions, it wasn't me.... PIC NOW INCLUDED
Post by: Oldfisti on December 08, 2009, 05:58:25 PM
 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: Before you jump to conclusions, it wasn't me.... PIC NOW INCLUDED
Post by: Porsche Monkey on December 08, 2009, 06:13:58 PM
 [laugh]  [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: Before you jump to conclusions, it wasn't me.... PIC NOW INCLUDED
Post by: Monsterlover on December 09, 2009, 03:41:40 AM
[laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh]
Title: Re: Before you jump to conclusions, it wasn't me.... PIC NOW INCLUDED
Post by: red baron on December 09, 2009, 03:51:45 AM
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