North Dakota Man Gets Visit From Police Chief Over Inappropriate Reindeer Display
A Hazen, North Dakota man was visited by the chief of police this evening, and apparently chief Chuck Dahl wasn't buying into the holiday spirit. The resident exhibited 2 reindeer fornicating in his front lawn, and amid citizen complaints was paid a visit by the City of Hazen Chief of Police, Chuck Dahl. Chief Dahl wasn't available for comment, but the resident, who at this time wishes to remain anonymous , says that he was threatened with charges of disorderly conduct if he didn't remove the fornicating reindeer. Chief Dahl allegedly informed the resident that the Hazen city attorney may be contacting him regarding disorderly conduct charges. Says the resident “This could make an interesting First Amendment caseâ€.
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This is a CNN “iReport†and is apparently unverified as of right now.
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pic doesn't work, go here:
http://sayanythingblog.com/mobile/entry/merry_christmas_north_dakota_man_gets_visit_from_police_chief_over_inapprop/ (http://sayanythingblog.com/mobile/entry/merry_christmas_north_dakota_man_gets_visit_from_police_chief_over_inapprop/)
Animals cannot "fornicate" that is a term which describes inappropriate sexual activity. Since animals do not have the concept of "appropriate" it's not even relevant.
pics here
http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-362936 (http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-362936)
i did that to the reindeer my g/f's mom puts out on the lawn.
all the neighbors thought it was hilarious.
So I wonder when the sheriff will show up at this house:
http://i.imgur.com/GWK9M.png (http://i.imgur.com/GWK9M.png)
Quote from: KnightofNi on December 04, 2009, 04:28:11 AM
i did that to the reindeer my g/f's mom puts out on the lawn.
all the neighbors thought it was hilarious.
Now
that would be fornication, right? Perhaps, I misunderstood your comment.
Quote from: Johnny OrganDonor on December 04, 2009, 04:48:39 AM
Now that would be fornication, right? Perhaps, I misunderstood your comment.
BAAAAHHAHAHA
That's old news.
I've been doing this for years to my neighbors when I lived in Indiana.
To get them really good, you have to use a good gauge safety wire to secure them in position so it takes the owner quite a while to get them apart.
If you are in it for a quick job, just use quick ties, easier to get off, but quicker to put on.
(http://muskokaoutdoors.ca/blog/wp-content/uploads/image001.jpg) (http://www.bagofnothing.com/uploaded_images/ChristmasDeerHunterLights-733953.jpg)
Quote from: Johnny OrganDonor on December 04, 2009, 04:48:39 AM
Now that would be fornication, right? Perhaps, I misunderstood your comment.
i did not touch the reindeer in an inappropriate manner.
i did re-arrange them into a compromising position
besides, it was cold and the would have chafed.. ;)
Quote from: alfisti on December 04, 2009, 05:17:07 AM
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this si my next task with the reindeer. [laugh] [laugh]
Quote from: alfisti on December 04, 2009, 05:17:07 AM
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that
is
hysterical! [laugh]
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Quote from: cyrus buelton on December 04, 2009, 05:06:53 AM
I've been doing this for years to my neighbors when I lived in Indiana.
I thought what happens in Indiana, y'know, stays in Indiana.
Quote from: KnightofNi on December 04, 2009, 04:28:11 AM
i did that to the reindeer my g/f's mom puts out on the lawn.
all the neighbors thought it was hilarious.
That is so like you.
To prove it, here's a pic of Knight doing it to a moose.
(http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/6587/photo74z.jpg)
Quote from: Monsterlover on December 04, 2009, 01:41:44 PM
That is so like you.
To prove it, here's a pic of Knight doing it to a moose.
(http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/6587/photo74z.jpg)
He has an unusual concept of animal husbandry... ;)
And it's a boy moose. I wonder if K knows
see above
That picture of Knight behind the moose reminds me of the Bull on Wall St in NYC.
Everyone gets their picture holding the bulls balls.
I have no idea why.
Quote from: Monsterlover on December 04, 2009, 01:41:44 PM
That is so like you.
To prove it, here's a pic of Knight doing it to a moose.
(http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/6587/photo74z.jpg)
that is a majestic taint tickler
Quote from: ducatiz on December 05, 2009, 04:23:41 PM
that is a majestic taint tickler
A bull moose has a taint since when?
You gonna check? ;D
Quote from: Dan on December 05, 2009, 04:51:11 PM
You gonna check? ;D
I'm working on .....
definition ;)
Reminds me of a stunt a guy on the local board pulled this year. His only lasted 2 days :(
http://midmoriders.com/forum/off-topic/3658-another-attempt-decorating-holidays.html (http://midmoriders.com/forum/off-topic/3658-another-attempt-decorating-holidays.html)
Quote from: Jarvicious on December 08, 2009, 02:50:52 PM
Reminds me of a stunt a guy on the local board pulled this year. His only lasted 2 days :(
http://midmoriders.com/forum/off-topic/3658-another-attempt-decorating-holidays.html (http://midmoriders.com/forum/off-topic/3658-another-attempt-decorating-holidays.html)
can't see the pic if you're not a registered user. :-\
Laaaaame. Here ya go. I guess some lady actually got out of her car and tried to put the ladder back up to help the guy out. Turns out it was a fake ladder too ;D
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y239/Jervisaurus/Dummyonthegutter.jpg)
Quote from: Jarvicious on December 08, 2009, 03:34:45 PM
Laaaaame. Here ya go. I guess some lady actually got out of her car and tried to put the ladder back up to help the guy out. Turns out it was a fake ladder too ;D
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y239/Jervisaurus/Dummyonthegutter.jpg)
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