Before you jump to conclusions, it wasn't me.... PIC NOW INCLUDED

[Rev. Millertime]

North Dakota Man Gets Visit From Police Chief Over Inappropriate Reindeer Display

A Hazen, North Dakota man was visited by the chief of police this evening, and apparently chief Chuck Dahl wasn't buying into the holiday spirit.  The resident exhibited 2 reindeer fornicating in his front lawn, and amid citizen complaints was paid a visit by the City of Hazen Chief of Police, Chuck Dahl.  Chief Dahl wasn't available for comment, but the resident, who at this time wishes to remain anonymous , says that he was threatened with charges of disorderly conduct if he didn't remove the fornicating reindeer.  Chief Dahl allegedly informed the resident that the Hazen city attorney may be contacting him regarding disorderly conduct charges. Says the resident “This could make an interesting First Amendment case”.




This is a CNN “iReport” and is apparently unverified as of right now.

[derby]

pic doesn't work, go here:

http://sayanythingblog.com/mobile/entry/merry_christmas_north_dakota_man_gets_visit_from_police_chief_over_inapprop/

[ducatiz]

Animals cannot "fornicate" that is a term which describes inappropriate sexual activity.  Since animals do not have the concept of "appropriate" it's not even relevant.

pics here

http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-362936

[KnightofNi]

i did that to the reindeer my g/f's mom puts out on the lawn.


all the neighbors thought it was hilarious.

[Venom51]

So I wonder when the sheriff will show up at this house:

[Johnny OrganDonor]

i did that to the reindeer my g/f's mom puts out on the lawn.


all the neighbors thought it was hilarious.

Now that would be fornication, right?  Perhaps, I misunderstood your comment.

[ducatiz]

Now that would be fornication, right?  Perhaps, I misunderstood your comment.

BAAAAHHAHAHA

[cyrus buelton]

That's old news.

I've been doing this for years to my neighbors when I lived in Indiana.

To get them really good, you have to use a good gauge safety wire to secure them in position so it takes the owner quite a while to get them apart.

If you are in it for a quick job, just use quick ties, easier to get off, but quicker to put on.

[Oldfisti]

     

[KnightofNi]

Now that would be fornication, right?  Perhaps, I misunderstood your comment.

i did not touch the reindeer in an inappropriate manner.
i did re-arrange them into a compromising position


besides, it was cold and the would have chafed..

 

this si my next task with the reindeer. 

[ducatiz]

     

that

is

hysterical! 

[teddy037.2]

that

is

hysterical! 

+11TB 

[Speedbag]

[triangleforge]

I've been doing this for years to my neighbors when I lived in Indiana.

I thought what happens in Indiana, y'know, stays in Indiana.

[Monsterlover]

i did that to the reindeer my g/f's mom puts out on the lawn.


all the neighbors thought it was hilarious.

That is so like you.

To prove it, here's a pic of Knight doing it to a moose.