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Title: Stupid Rappers
Post by: minnesotamonster on December 08, 2009, 06:09:28 PM
My wife informed me there was a duc on tv, so naturally I came to look. She was watching music vids and this video was on

Chris Brown - I Can Transform Ya You Music Video ft Lil Wanye & Swizz Beatz (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_N2jvyLc6w#normal)

They talk or say something about a ducati and show a cbr or some other Japanese bike (they all look alike, sorry I can't tell the difference

However, before they show the cbr they DO show what looks like a dark 1098 for a split second (and the wife was right). 


Bikes are shown at 2:08 (cbr), 2:18(duc), 2:59(cbr again, when they actually say "ducati")

Rant over. 

I'm sorry I made you watch a rap video  :(

back to your regular scheduled programming

Metallica - Master of Puppets (S&M) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KtF7ql3FJc#normal)
Title: Re: Stupid Rappers
Post by: djrashonal on December 08, 2009, 06:26:20 PM
This makes me cry because i dont have all the money they do and I can rhyme ducati and bugatti......hmmmm what else rhymes with ati?
Title: Re: Stupid Rappers
Post by: DucRS on December 08, 2009, 06:47:59 PM
O.K. you made up for it with Metallica, I was at that concert ;)
Title: Re: Stupid Rappers
Post by: DarkStaR on December 08, 2009, 08:15:46 PM
Stupid = millionaires?

Metalica (was) =  [thumbsup]

Metalica (NOW) = Douche bags

We met James Hetfield at LAX.  My friend asked for an autograph, and he said "no" because everyone else would want one also...no one else was there, and the few people that did happen to pass by in the couple hours that we were there had no clue who he was. douche bag!
Title: Re: Stupid Rappers
Post by: psycledelic on December 08, 2009, 08:32:30 PM
Never thought I would say it, but that made me miss SnoopDogg fo shizzle.
Title: Re: Stupid Rappers
Post by: DucofWestwood on December 08, 2009, 08:49:35 PM
i heard the original plan for that song was to rhyme "lamborghini" with "bikini" but the lambo people pulled out after he famously beat-up his girlfriend in one of their cars. 

i like rap.  the stuff that came out in the 80s and early 90s.  the crap they put out today, i just don't get it. 

uh oh ... starting to sound like my parents.
Title: Re: Stupid Rappers
Post by: psycledelic on December 08, 2009, 08:56:00 PM
Damn You MinnesotaMonster!
It is 2am and I am walking around work with that damn song in my head.  I am gonna be stuck on it all night. 
     -I realize I should blame myself for watching it, but I prefer to blame others
Title: Re: Stupid Rappers
Post by: Slide Panda on December 09, 2009, 04:50:05 AM
Meh.. I'm more irritated at all the folly artists who insist on making every none cruiser bike in a move sound like an I4 than these guys....
Title: Re: Stupid Rappers
Post by: NorDog on December 09, 2009, 07:36:39 AM
Quote from: minnesotamonster on December 08, 2009, 06:09:28 PM

I'm sorry I made you watch a rap video  :(


You can't.  I won't.
Title: Re: Stupid Rappers
Post by: redxblack on December 09, 2009, 07:54:39 AM
Quote from: djrashonal on December 08, 2009, 06:26:20 PM
This makes me cry because i dont have all the money they do and I can rhyme ducati and bugatti......hmmmm what else rhymes with ati?

spag-ati?

if the plan was bikini and lamborghini, you'd think he'd  go ducati and hottie. on the bright side, this should get people with more money than brains to jump on the trend, buy a duc that they will likely wreck and aftermarket salvage parts will be plentiful and cheap for everyone else.
Title: Re: Stupid Rappers
Post by: ducatiz on December 09, 2009, 08:03:09 AM
Biz' Halloween Beat of the Day (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRw0qL_cCM0#normal)
Title: Re: Stupid Rappers
Post by: djrashonal on December 09, 2009, 08:28:21 AM
Quote from: redxblack on December 09, 2009, 07:54:39 AM
spag-ati?

if the plan was bikini and lamborghini, you'd think he'd  go ducati and hottie. on the bright side, this should get people with more money than brains to jump on the trend, buy a duc that they will likely wreck and aftermarket salvage parts will be plentiful and cheap for everyone else.
I like your style...unless they try to sell it for 10x the amount its worth because "LIL Wayne Wrecked this....he at one point touched it!! OMG OMG OMG!!!"
Title: Re: Stupid Rappers
Post by: DesmoLu on December 09, 2009, 08:35:14 AM
i hate modern rap (old school is not my cup of tea but I can dig it). it represents the very essence of everything i despise in popular culture. i could rant but....

anyone else noticed a strange evolving obsession with ducs from the ghetto culture? i get so many compliments and rants and raves about my bike and being a girl on a bike from rap blasting cars involving "shizzles" and words that if, even with proper annunciation (as if ever), I could not begin to understand. wtf,?
and the other day i even got, "es not a busa, but es cool, girl" really? really? its Italian, mate. like espresso, you know, that prehistoric substitute for Monster Energy; Like Ferragamo, before you were selling D&G logo-covered knock-offs in hidden street corners out of garbage bags...

and back to the rap note - how does one guy makes so much $ off so many songs that are all exactly the same? and how is this lil wayne guy featured in EVERYTHING? so many questions. so much confusion!

wow. modern rap puts me in a bad mood, eh?
Title: Re: Stupid Rappers
Post by: BryanS on December 09, 2009, 10:01:10 AM
who even pays for rap anyway??  I don't get where they make money from it.... every time I saw someone with a rap cd it was stolen
Title: Re: Stupid Rappers
Post by: ducatiz on December 09, 2009, 10:37:34 AM
Quote from: DesmoLu on December 09, 2009, 08:35:14 AM
... being a girl on a bike from rap blasting cars involving "shizzles" and words that if, even with proper ...

I had a great shizzle this morning after breakfast.
Title: Re: Stupid Rappers
Post by: Rameses on December 09, 2009, 10:42:19 AM
Quote from: DesmoLu on December 09, 2009, 08:35:14 AM
i hate modern rap (old school is not my cup of tea but I can dig it). it represents the very essence of everything i despise in popular culture. i could rant but....

anyone else noticed a strange evolving obsession with ducs from the ghetto culture? i get so many compliments and rants and raves about my bike and being a girl on a bike from rap blasting cars involving "shizzles" and words that if, even with proper annunciation (as if ever), I could not begin to understand. wtf,?
and the other day i even got, "es not a busa, but es cool, girl" really? really? its Italian, mate. like espresso, you know, that prehistoric substitute for Monster Energy; Like Ferragamo, before you were selling D&G logo-covered knock-offs in hidden street corners out of garbage bags...

and back to the rap note - how does one guy makes so much $ off so many songs that are all exactly the same? and how is this lil wayne guy featured in EVERYTHING? so many questions. so much confusion!

wow. modern rap puts me in a bad mood, eh?





While annunciation is a word, I think you probably meant enunciation.


Title: Re: Stupid Rappers
Post by: supraking21 on December 09, 2009, 10:57:51 AM
not to sound like a dick but it deff looks like a suzuki gsxr 2008 600/750
but yeah its a big FAIL in my books
Title: Re: Stupid Rappers
Post by: JEFF_H on December 09, 2009, 11:02:11 AM
Quote from: BryanS on December 09, 2009, 10:01:10 AM
who even pays for rap anyway??  I don't get where they make money from it.... every time I saw someone with a rap cd it was stolen

CD? What's a CD? (and quit hanging out with geezers like ducpainter  ;D)

digital track sales exceeded $1 billion in 08
Lil Wayne's album had 2.8 million sales, with one song receiving 3.2 mil by itself. (i think those are sales, not dollars)
Title: Re: Stupid Rappers
Post by: DesmoLu on December 09, 2009, 11:08:24 AM
Quote from: Rameses on December 09, 2009, 10:42:19 AM




While annunciation is a word, I think you probably meant enunciation.





LIES, I was totally referring to the angel Gabriel...and shit. or is it just that my catholic school taught me far more about annunciation than enunciation?

make the beast with two backsing iphone spellchecker  [bang]

Quote from: BryanS on December 09, 2009, 10:01:10 AM
who even pays for rap anyway??  I don't get where they make money from it.... every time I saw someone with a rap cd it was stolen
[laugh]
Title: Re: Stupid Rappers
Post by: NorDog on December 09, 2009, 12:27:31 PM
I guess I would probably listen to rap if it weren't for the fact that I prefer music so much.
Title: Re: Stupid Rappers
Post by: somegirl on December 09, 2009, 06:30:30 PM
Quote from: JEFF_H on December 09, 2009, 11:02:11 AM
CD? What's a CD? (and quit hanging out with geezers like ducpainter  ;D)

I still like vinyl. [cheeky]
Title: Re: Stupid Rappers
Post by: ducatiz on December 09, 2009, 06:32:02 PM
Quote from: somegirl on December 09, 2009, 06:30:30 PM
I still like vinyl. [cheeky]

meeeOW   [cheeky] [cheeky] [cheeky]

(http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/9765.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid Rappers
Post by: Rameses on December 09, 2009, 07:49:38 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on December 09, 2009, 06:32:02 PM
meeeOW   [cheeky] [cheeky] [cheeky]




I'll second that.


Title: Re: Stupid Rappers
Post by: psycledelic on December 09, 2009, 08:46:23 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on December 09, 2009, 06:32:02 PM
meeeOW   [cheeky] [cheeky] [cheeky]

(http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/9765.jpg)

Now, if only Chris Brown could transform her into naked......
Title: Re: Stupid Rappers
Post by: Nitewaif on December 10, 2009, 03:29:20 AM
Quote from: DesmoLu on December 09, 2009, 08:35:14 AM
anyone else noticed a strange evolving obsession with ducs from the ghetto culture? i get so many compliments and rants and raves about my bike and being a girl on a bike from rap blasting cars involving "shizzles" and words that if, even with proper annunciation (as if ever), I could not begin to understand. wtf,?
and the other day i even got, "es not a busa, but es cool, girl" really? really? its Italian, mate. like espresso, you know, that prehistoric substitute for Monster Energy; Like Ferragamo, before you were selling D&G logo-covered knock-offs in hidden street corners out of garbage bags...


I noticed this the other day.  I was wearing a Ducati jacket in Oakland, and I got tons of complements and Ducati comments from the ghetto types.  I was like WTF?  I guess idiotic rappers have made ducati popular in that crowd.  I was oblivious til that video was posted.
Title: Re: Stupid Rappers
Post by: junior varsity on December 10, 2009, 09:29:46 AM
Nice & Smooth - Sometimes I Rhyme Slow (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myqQGg_s-Pw&fmt=18#noexternalembed-normal)
Title: Re: Stupid Rappers
Post by: junior varsity on December 10, 2009, 09:30:07 AM
that's rap in my book. what you posted was nonsense pop.

the above is best performed live, acoustic guitar-ed by a chubby white dude. i do not have a video of that, but i'll bust out the ipod next time matty gets to singing at a bar near Nashville.
Title: Re: Stupid Rappers
Post by: Supero100 on December 12, 2009, 09:19:03 AM
Awesome rap

Freestyle Rap Battle:  Translated (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6H0i1RAdHk#normal)
Title: Re: Stupid Rappers
Post by: djrashonal on December 12, 2009, 10:03:06 AM
Hahaha, I like that!

There are some good rappers out there tho -

Mos Def - Beef (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVmhZW1dDis#normal)
Title: Re: Stupid Rappers
Post by: Bick on December 12, 2009, 11:02:04 AM
Quote from: psycledelic on December 09, 2009, 08:46:23 PM
(http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/9765.jpg)
Now, if only Chris Brown could transform her into nakid......

I have never actually met Nakid.  I hear he is a nice guy, but I would leave her as is!  ;D
Title: Re: Stupid Rappers
Post by: NAKID on December 12, 2009, 12:59:42 PM
Quote from: Bick on December 12, 2009, 11:02:04 AM
I have never actually met Nakid.  I hear he is a nice guy, but I would leave her as is!  ;D

Hey, I'm a sexy guy!
Title: Re: Stupid Rappers
Post by: ab on December 12, 2009, 04:11:38 PM
Quote from: Nitewaif on December 10, 2009, 03:29:20 AM
I noticed this the other day.  I was wearing a Ducati jacket in Oakland, and I got tons of complements and Ducati comments from the ghetto types.  I was like WTF?  I guess idiotic rappers have made ducati popular in that crowd.  I was oblivious til that video was posted.

You just sound so ignorant. 

You live up to the typical perception of Ducati owners by others especially non-ducati bikers.  I am starting to believe they are right. 
Title: Re: Stupid Rappers
Post by: Kopfjäger on December 12, 2009, 04:17:46 PM
Quote from: ab on December 12, 2009, 04:11:38 PM
You just sound so ignorant.  

http://www.mp3lyrics.org/d/drake/ignorant-shit/ (http://www.mp3lyrics.org/d/drake/ignorant-shit/)
Title: Re: Stupid Rappers
Post by: ab on December 12, 2009, 04:23:05 PM
Quote from: kopfjäger on December 12, 2009, 04:17:46 PM
http://www.mp3lyrics.org/d/drake/ignorant-shit/ (http://www.mp3lyrics.org/d/drake/ignorant-shit/)

The comment from NiteWalf "I got tons of complements and Ducati comments from the ghetto types.  I was like WTF? "
That is what I am referring to.  I could not care less about people's music taste.  That's personal and subjective.
Title: Re: Stupid Rappers
Post by: NorDog on December 12, 2009, 04:23:26 PM
Quote from: ab on December 12, 2009, 04:11:38 PM
You just sound so ignorant. 

You live up to the typical perception of Ducati owners by others especially non-ducati bikers.  I am starting to believe they are right. 


[popcorn]
Title: Re: Stupid Rappers
Post by: ducpainter on December 12, 2009, 04:48:13 PM
This is going nowhere
Title: Re: Stupid Rappers
Post by: djrashonal on December 12, 2009, 04:59:37 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on December 12, 2009, 04:48:13 PM
This is going nowhere

I agree, lets get back to the rappers!
(https://wiki.brown.edu/confluence/download/attachments/59639610/flav.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid Rappers
Post by: cokey on December 12, 2009, 06:25:20 PM
Eh, I actually like tht song..  lol sorry, I'm into rap/hiphop..  chris brown is not rap by the way
Title: Re: Stupid Rappers
Post by: ducatiz on December 12, 2009, 06:33:59 PM
Fat Boys - All you can eat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDPk6OQkpeI#normal)
Title: Re: Stupid Rappers
Post by: cokey on December 13, 2009, 07:52:50 AM
ha.. a clissic..