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Title: Subaru Impreza STI pulls out of snow the truck...aka - Who needs a tow?
Post by: Randimus Maximus on December 22, 2009, 08:32:34 AM
 [thumbsup]

Subaru Impreza STI pulls out of snow the truck - WAW.LV (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1mS0rCQWco#normal)
Title: Re: Who needs a tow?
Post by: Monster Dave on December 22, 2009, 08:47:49 AM
Something about that just doesn't seem right.....
Title: Re: Who needs a tow?
Post by: Latinbalar on December 22, 2009, 09:56:01 AM
i don't think that truck was as stuck as it thought it was.  the truck got it self out the car helped.
Title: Re: Who needs a tow?
Post by: Slide Panda on December 22, 2009, 10:05:02 AM
Yeah, jsut a little help along. It's about the same as me 'pushing out' a Ford 250 a couple years back.  It just needed a tiny bit to get over the hump..
Title: Re: Who needs a tow?
Post by: Pip on December 22, 2009, 10:19:30 AM
I'm not gonna lie, the video's title made me lol.
Title: Re: Subaru Impreza STI pulls out of snow the truck...aka - Who needs a tow?
Post by: Randimus Maximus on December 22, 2009, 10:24:20 AM
Quote from: Pip on December 22, 2009, 10:19:30 AM
I'm not gonna lie, the video's title made me lol.

Thread title updated for more LOLZ.
Title: Re: Subaru Impreza STI pulls out of snow the truck...aka - Who needs a tow?
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on December 22, 2009, 10:30:48 AM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on December 22, 2009, 10:24:20 AM
Thread title updated for more LOLZ.

Can you add some lulz too, brah?
Title: Re: Subaru Impreza STI pulls out of snow the truck...aka - Who needs a tow?
Post by: KnightofNi on December 22, 2009, 10:38:43 AM
why is it so hard to believe that an awd 300+ hp car pulled a truck out?


i also havne't seen the video yet.
Title: Re: Subaru Impreza STI pulls out of snow the truck...aka - Who needs a tow?
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on December 22, 2009, 10:41:25 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on December 22, 2009, 10:38:43 AM
why is it so hard to believe that an awd 300+ hp car pulled a truck out?


i also havne't seen the video yet.

Because HP is not torque, the gearing is not set up to tow things, and trucks are incredibly heavy by comparison. In inclement conditions, as shown, I would expect the car to just spin all four while the truck does nothin'.


Title: Re: Subaru Impreza STI pulls out of snow the truck...aka - Who needs a tow?
Post by: KnightofNi on December 22, 2009, 10:42:39 AM
Quote from: MrIncredible on December 22, 2009, 10:41:25 AM
Because HP is not torque, the gearing is not set up to tow things, and trucks are incredibly heavy by comparison. In inclement conditions, as shown, I would expect the car to just spin all four while the truck does nothin'.



with the right tires i think the car could do it.

i don't know if the turbo would spool properly though. lol
Title: Re: Subaru Impreza STI pulls out of snow the truck...aka - Who needs a tow?
Post by: abby normal on December 22, 2009, 10:47:21 AM
spec. is 300 ft-lb at ~3000 rpm.  no low range though.  with stock tires,  the
STI would be spinning all 4.
Title: Re: Subaru Impreza STI pulls out of snow the truck...aka - Who needs a tow?
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on December 22, 2009, 10:51:53 AM
The car was spinning all four-it wasn't pulling anything-it moved forawrd as the truck drove itself out.


Screams viral marketing to me.
Title: Re: Who needs a tow?
Post by: Triple J on December 22, 2009, 10:52:16 AM
Quote from: Latinbalar on December 22, 2009, 09:56:01 AM
i don't think that truck was as stuck as it thought it was.  the truck got it self out the car helped.

+1
Title: Re: Subaru Impreza STI pulls out of snow the truck...aka - Who needs a tow?
Post by: triangleforge on December 22, 2009, 11:09:32 AM
Wondered the same as Mr.I -- I can't quite hear the language spoken in the clip, but it sounds maybe Flemish or could be one of the Balkan (edit: I meant Baltic, but I suppose it could be Balkan as well...) languages. The lettering on the truck (which doesn't appear on the screen enough to be a really effective ad for them...) is latin script but not English, so probably somewhere in Europe.

Hmmm, OK... the original YouTube poster wrote in Russian. Mine is really rusty, but it says something like "(Do you) Think the Subaru Impreza STI isn't prepared for Russian winter (and) roads? Maybe or maybe not (?) but It pulls the truck like a tractor."  

Or if someone's more current in their Russian than me:

Ð"умаеÑ,е Subaru Impreza STI не предназначена для Российской зимы и дорог?! МожеÑ, быÑ,ÑŒ и не была, но грузовик или Ñ,ракÑ,ор из снега она выÑ,янеÑ,...!

This one's still impressive, though not as over the top:

Legacy GT Spec.B pull stuck F150 out of snow (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yW3064x5_aE&feature=player_embedded#normal)
Title: Re: Subaru Impreza STI pulls out of snow the truck...aka - Who needs a tow?
Post by: KnightofNi on December 22, 2009, 11:13:46 AM
Quote from: triangleforge on December 22, 2009, 11:09:32 AM
Wondered the same as Mr.I -- I can't quite hear the language spoken in the clip, but it sounds maybe Flemish or could be one of the Balkan languages. The lettering on the truck (which doesn't appear on the screen enough to be a really effective ad for them...) is latin script but not English, so probably somewhere in Europe.

Hmmm, OK... the original YouTube poster wrote in Russian. Mine is really rusty, but it says something like "(Do you) Think the Subaru Impreza STI isn't prepared for Russian winter (and) roads? Maybe or maybe not (?) but It pulls the truck like a tractor."  

Or if someone's more current in their Russian than me:

Ð"умаеÑ,е Subaru Impreza STI не предназначена для Российской зимы и дорог?! МожеÑ, быÑ,ÑŒ и не была, но грузовик или Ñ,ракÑ,ор из снега она выÑ,янеÑ,...!

paging krponik, krponik to the white coutesy phone please....



it's sounding liek an ad to me now


Title: Re: Subaru Impreza STI pulls out of snow the truck...aka - Who needs a tow?
Post by: NAKID on December 22, 2009, 11:21:30 AM
Another thing that calls it into question is that tow rope. It's not a chain, there's no way it has the strength to tow that truck...
Title: Re: Subaru Impreza STI pulls out of snow the truck...aka - Who needs a tow?
Post by: Bizzarrini on December 22, 2009, 12:17:25 PM
Nah, the vid is in Dutch.... we've been having a lot of snow lately. In the last bit they are questioning whether the truck will be able to brake after it has been pulled out of the snow.
Title: Re: Subaru Impreza STI pulls out of snow the truck...aka - Who needs a tow?
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on December 22, 2009, 12:21:08 PM
Quote from: NAKID on December 22, 2009, 11:21:30 AM
Another thing that calls it into question is that tow rope. It's not a chain, there's no way it has the strength to tow that truck...

I don't tow things with chains.  ;)
Title: Re: Subaru Impreza STI pulls out of snow the truck...aka - Who needs a tow?
Post by: triangleforge on December 22, 2009, 12:24:49 PM
Quote from: Bizzarrini on December 22, 2009, 12:17:25 PM
Nah, the vid is in Dutch.... we've been having a lot of snow lately. In the last bit they are questioning whether the truck will be able to brake after it has been pulled out of the snow.

Ah, that makes sense -- with a few generations on both sides of my family from Holland and the last name DeVries I can usually at least recognize spoken Dutch, even if I can't speak it. My Russian's a whole lot better (even though it's getting wheezy and creaky...)
Title: Re: Subaru Impreza STI pulls out of snow the truck...aka - Who needs a tow?
Post by: NAKID on December 22, 2009, 12:31:23 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on December 22, 2009, 12:21:08 PM
I don't tow things with chains.  ;)

When was the last time you towed a 30,000lb + truck?
Title: Re: Subaru Impreza STI pulls out of snow the truck...aka - Who needs a tow?
Post by: triangleforge on December 22, 2009, 12:59:32 PM
Quote from: NAKID on December 22, 2009, 12:31:23 PM
When was the last time you towed a 30,000lb + truck?

If I remember right, most snatch straps have rated strengths in the 20K lbs. range -- and that's dangling dead weight, not pulling a vehicle on its own wheels. Parts are going to start flying off the vehicles before you break a strap in good condition. Back when I had a vehicle for such things, I used to carry both an elastic snatch strap like the photo below and a logging chain when I'd go off-road or out to play in the snow. For an extraction like the one that started this thread (about which I remain a skeptic, but still...), I'd have picked the more elastic, dynamic strap over the static chain.

I'd use the chain for towing (instead of tugging) or if I wanted to anchor my truck before using the winch, or other stuff for which I didn't want a springy strap.

An ARB Snatch Strap:
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41bf9DJQOHL._SL500_AA280_.jpg)
Title: Re: Subaru Impreza STI pulls out of snow the truck...aka - Who needs a tow?
Post by: NAKID on December 22, 2009, 01:09:45 PM
Wow, didn't know they were that strong...
Title: Re: Subaru Impreza STI pulls out of snow the truck...aka - Who needs a tow?
Post by: ducpainter on December 22, 2009, 01:17:33 PM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on December 22, 2009, 08:32:34 AM
[thumbsup]

Subaru Impreza STI pulls out of snow the truck - WAW.LV (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1mS0rCQWco#normal)
I notice it's not a Toyota doing the pulling... ;)
Title: Re: Subaru Impreza STI pulls out of snow the truck...aka - Who needs a tow?
Post by: Randimus Maximus on December 22, 2009, 01:20:48 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on December 22, 2009, 01:17:33 PM
I notice it's not a Toyota doing the pulling... ;)

pssst...Toyota owns 16.7% of Subaru.
Title: Re: Subaru Impreza STI pulls out of snow the truck...aka - Who needs a tow?
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on December 22, 2009, 01:24:07 PM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on December 22, 2009, 01:20:48 PM
pssst...Toyota owns 16.7% of Subaru.

I buy cool things I'm not capable of making too.
Title: Re: Subaru Impreza STI pulls out of snow the truck...aka - Who needs a tow?
Post by: ducpainter on December 22, 2009, 01:24:34 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on December 22, 2009, 01:24:07 PM
I buy cool things I'm not capable of making too.
;D
Title: Re: Subaru Impreza STI pulls out of snow the truck...aka - Who needs a tow?
Post by: Randimus Maximus on December 22, 2009, 01:27:04 PM
I've got no reply.
















'cept this joint venture.

(http://www.automotiveaddicts.com/images/oct09/toyota-ft-86-concept-585.jpg)

Coming soon.
Title: Re: Subaru Impreza STI pulls out of snow the truck...aka - Who needs a tow?
Post by: ducpainter on December 22, 2009, 01:29:25 PM
Maybe if they put the Subie logo on it it will sell.... ;)
Title: Re: Subaru Impreza STI pulls out of snow the truck...aka - Who needs a tow?
Post by: Randimus Maximus on December 22, 2009, 01:33:10 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on December 22, 2009, 01:29:25 PM
Maybe if they put the Subie logo on it it will sell.... ;)

Like this...

(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2009/10/subaru-sti-coupe-ha-620op.jpg)

Or this..

(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2009/10/subaru_216a_620op.jpg)

yes, I like the Subie version better too.
Title: Re: Subaru Impreza STI pulls out of snow the truck...aka - Who needs a tow?
Post by: DesmoDiva on December 22, 2009, 01:40:12 PM
[drool, drool]

Though neither is quiet right.
Title: Re: Subaru Impreza STI pulls out of snow the truck...aka - Who needs a tow?
Post by: ducpainter on December 22, 2009, 01:41:10 PM
Just sayin'... ;)

Quote from: DesmoDiva on December 22, 2009, 01:40:12 PM
[drool, drool]

Though neither is quiet right.

Do you mean quiet riot...

or quite right?  :-*
Title: Re: Subaru Impreza STI pulls out of snow the truck...aka - Who needs a tow?
Post by: Pip on December 22, 2009, 01:47:52 PM
Come on, (feel the noise)....

;D
Title: Re: Subaru Impreza STI pulls out of snow the truck...aka - Who needs a tow?
Post by: triangleforge on December 22, 2009, 01:50:05 PM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on December 22, 2009, 01:27:04 PM
I've got no reply.
'cept this joint venture.

(http://www.automotiveaddicts.com/images/oct09/toyota-ft-86-concept-585.jpg)

Coming soon.

And apparently, coming in two different flavors -- a $27K street version and a $22K track-oriented version (weighty amenities like AC removed, better brakes, stiffer springs). Jalopnik quoting EVO magazine:

"The Toyota FT-86 concept is the fruit of cooperation between Toyota Motor Company and Subaru, and as such will wear a common chassis and some degree of engine commonality. The shared 2.0 liter, four-cylinder boxer engine, dubbed the "C-45 Boxer" and making between 200 and 250 HP, will power the rear wheels through a manual six speed transmission, and get this â€" no hybrid system."

http://jalopnik.com/5432122/report-toyota-plans-stripped+down-track+ready-ft+86 (http://jalopnik.com/5432122/report-toyota-plans-stripped+down-track+ready-ft+86)
Title: Re: Subaru Impreza STI pulls out of snow the truck...aka - Who needs a tow?
Post by: Randimus Maximus on December 22, 2009, 01:50:45 PM
I met Kevin Dubrow one time on a flight from Vegas to Denver.  Complete ass.
Title: Re: Subaru Impreza STI pulls out of snow the truck...aka - Who needs a tow?
Post by: ducpainter on December 22, 2009, 01:53:59 PM
Quote from: Pip on December 22, 2009, 01:47:52 PM
Come on, (feel the noise)....

;D
...and the jack begins.... [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: Subaru Impreza STI pulls out of snow the truck...aka - Who needs a tow?
Post by: Randimus Maximus on December 22, 2009, 01:55:24 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on December 22, 2009, 01:53:59 PM
...and the jack begins.... [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

didn't you start it with the Toyota crack?  [roll]

[evil]
Title: Re: Subaru Impreza STI pulls out of snow the truck...aka - Who needs a tow?
Post by: ducpainter on December 22, 2009, 01:57:28 PM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on December 22, 2009, 01:55:24 PM
didn't you start it with the Toyota crack?  [roll]

[evil]
actually I started it with....

Quote from: ducpainter on December 22, 2009, 01:41:10 PM
Just sayin'... ;)

Do you mean quiet riot...

or quite right?  :-*

:-*
Title: Re: Subaru Impreza STI pulls out of snow the truck...aka - Who needs a tow?
Post by: Randimus Maximus on December 22, 2009, 02:01:14 PM
'tiz my thread.

:-*
Title: Re: Subaru Impreza STI pulls out of snow the truck...aka - Who needs a tow?
Post by: ducpainter on December 22, 2009, 02:18:59 PM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on December 22, 2009, 02:01:14 PM
'tiz my thread.

:-*
so... :P
Title: Re: Subaru Impreza STI pulls out of snow the truck...aka - Who needs a tow?
Post by: acalles on December 22, 2009, 02:20:58 PM
that video...
(http://www.hunt101.com/data/500/LOLWUT-Russian.jpg)
(http://img.moronail.net/img/5/6/956.jpg)
Title: Re: Subaru Impreza STI pulls out of snow the truck...aka - Who needs a tow?
Post by: DesmoDiva on December 22, 2009, 02:36:44 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on December 22, 2009, 01:41:10 PM
Just sayin'... ;)

Do you mean quiet riot...

or quite right?  :-*

quite right!!

:-*
Title: Re: Subaru Impreza STI pulls out of snow the truck...aka - Who needs a tow?
Post by: ducpainter on December 22, 2009, 02:48:50 PM
Quote from: DesmoDiva on December 22, 2009, 02:36:44 PM
quite right!!

:-*
rhetorical...

I was just tryin' to jack Randys' thread. [laugh]
Title: Re: Subaru Impreza STI pulls out of snow the truck...aka - Who needs a tow?
Post by: Le Pirate on December 23, 2009, 04:23:31 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on December 22, 2009, 01:29:25 PM
Maybe if they put the Subie logo on it it will sell.... ;)

I'll buy it with the toyota logo on it (or the subie logo)  [thumbsup]


ad or not...fake or not....it's a fun video...and I get to give all my truck driving coworkers shit about a little car pulling a big truck out  [laugh]
Title: Re: Subaru Impreza STI pulls out of snow the truck...aka - Who needs a tow?
Post by: KnightofNi on December 23, 2009, 04:41:49 AM
that FT86 looks remarkably like a 350z with a celica bumper on it.


make it awd and look more like the first subbie pic and i'll lust after it.
Title: Re: Subaru Impreza STI pulls out of snow the truck...aka - Who needs a tow?
Post by: Pip on December 23, 2009, 12:52:02 PM
::WHISTLES INNOCENTLY::

Girls, rock your boys....

;D
Title: Re: Subaru Impreza STI pulls out of snow the truck...aka - Who needs a tow?
Post by: KnightofNi on December 23, 2009, 02:47:24 PM
ok, i finally watched the video...i was thinking the truck in the video was a pick-up.

i'm with all the rest of the people that say it didn't actually do anything.



doh
Title: Re: Subaru Impreza STI pulls out of snow the truck...aka - Who needs a tow?
Post by: red baron on December 23, 2009, 02:49:02 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on December 22, 2009, 10:38:43 AM
why is it so hard to believe that an awd 300+ hp car pulled a truck out?


i also havne't seen the video yet.


Look at the piece of twine they used. [laugh]
Title: Re: Subaru Impreza STI pulls out of snow the truck...aka - Who needs a tow?
Post by: red baron on December 23, 2009, 02:51:36 PM
Quote from: DesmoDiva on December 22, 2009, 02:36:44 PM
quite right!!

:-*


you're bloody well right
Title: Re: Subaru Impreza STI pulls out of snow the truck...aka - Who needs a tow?
Post by: NuTTs on December 23, 2009, 08:41:26 PM
Quote from: abby normal on December 22, 2009, 10:47:21 AM
spec. is 300 ft-lb at ~3000 rpm.  no low range though.  with stock tires,  the
STI would be spinning all 4.
With my old WRX I had to use either snow chains or snow tires in deep snow/winter conditions otherwise all 4 wheels did spin up, often. Leading to brown marks in my pants at times.

The recommended OE Bridgestone Potenza RE011 were good in the dry but just absolutely shite in the wet and scary in the winter.
Title: Re: Subaru Impreza STI pulls out of snow the truck...aka - Who needs a tow?
Post by: Randimus Maximus on December 24, 2009, 05:37:17 AM
Quote from: NuTTs on December 23, 2009, 08:41:26 PM
With my old WRX I had to use either snow chains or snow tires in deep snow/winter conditions otherwise all 4 wheels did spin up, often. Leading to brown marks in my pants at times.

The recommended OE Bridgestone Potenza RE011 were good in the dry but just absolutely shite in the wet and scary in the winter.

Blizzaks would have been a better choice.