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Title: Retro Entabulator
Post by: Speedbag on January 04, 2010, 08:57:44 AM
Allen-Bradley Retro Entabulator (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBp5ag6SJH4#normal)
Title: Re: Retro Entabulator
Post by: He Man on January 04, 2010, 09:21:32 AM
This guy just redid the original word for word.


does this count as a triple ultra derby?
Title: Re: Retro Entabulator
Post by: geoffduc on January 04, 2010, 09:25:29 AM
 Jeez it went over my head so fast it singed the top of my mullet  [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

 [coffee]
Title: Re: Retro Entabulator
Post by: Slide Panda on January 04, 2010, 09:32:16 AM
Quote from: He Man on January 04, 2010, 09:21:32 AM
This guy just redid the original word for word.


does this count as a triple ultra derby?
Not 100% word for word... each re-do is a little different - usually just the 'manufactures' names... but that's the point of it... It's sorta like the Aristocrats
Title: Re: Retro Entabulator
Post by: superjohn on January 04, 2010, 09:50:14 AM
Quote from: He Man on January 04, 2010, 09:21:32 AM
This guy just redid the original word for word.


does this count as a triple ultra derby?

I'm not familiar with the original.
Title: Re: Retro Entabulator
Post by: He Man on January 04, 2010, 10:11:18 AM
crap i think the guy that did the OP's version is the same guy seen at the end of this one!

Chrysler Turbo Encabulator (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXW0bx_Ooq4#normal)
Title: Re: Retro Entabulator
Post by: Duck-Stew on January 04, 2010, 10:15:41 AM
^^^  F'n love that one.  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Retro Entabulator
Post by: Speedbag on January 04, 2010, 10:18:57 AM
Never seen the Chrysler one before.  [laugh]
Title: Re: Retro Entabulator
Post by: ducatiz on January 04, 2010, 10:30:54 AM
I think Thomas Edison did one too as a gag at a national meeting of inventors, too bad no one could have video taped it. 
Title: Re: Retro Entabulator
Post by: mstevens on January 04, 2010, 10:50:37 AM
One version swiped from Time.com and posted on wikipedia.

    "Work has been proceeding in order to bring perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a machine that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such a machine is the 'Turbo-Encabulator'.

    "The original machine had a base-plate of prefabulated amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the pentametric fan. ... The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots in the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a nonreversible trem'e pipe to the differential girdlespring on the 'up' end of the grammeters.

    "Forty-one manestically spaced grouting brushes were arranged to feed into the rotor slipstream a mixture of high S-value phenylhydrobenzamine and 5% reminative tetryliodohexamine. Both of these liquids have specific pericosities given by P = 2.5C.n^6-7 where n is the diathetical evolute of retrograde temperature phase disposition and C is Cholmondeley's annular grillage coefficient. Initially, n was measured with the aid of a metapolar refractive pilfrometer ... but up to the present date nothing has been found to equal the transcendental hopper dadoscope. ... Undoubtedly, the turbo-encabulator has now reached a very high level of technical development. It has been successfully used for operating nofer trunnions. In addition, whenever a barescent skor motion is required, it may be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocating dingle arm to reduce sinusoidal depleneration."
Title: Re: Retro Entabulator
Post by: teddy037.2 on January 04, 2010, 11:15:53 AM
wow.

lol

my brain hurts... or maybe that's just from the hangover ;D
Title: Re: Retro Entabulator
Post by: aaronb on January 04, 2010, 02:50:17 PM
can i call my own spidey?

http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=32478.msg563881#msg563881 (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=32478.msg563881#msg563881)

Title: Re: Retro Entabulator
Post by: NAKID on January 04, 2010, 02:51:54 PM
Quote from: aaronb on January 04, 2010, 02:50:17 PM
can i call my own spidey?

http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=32478.msg563881#msg563881 (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=32478.msg563881#msg563881)



No, but you can call a Derby...
Title: Re: Retro Entabulator
Post by: aaronb on January 04, 2010, 02:57:21 PM
sorry, im not around here much
Title: Re: Retro Entabulator
Post by: Adamm0621 on January 04, 2010, 05:09:50 PM
That made perfect sense to me, but then again I've had quite a few of these  [drink] tonight.
Title: Re: Retro Entabulator
Post by: Speedbag on January 05, 2010, 02:19:55 AM
Quote from: NAKID on January 04, 2010, 02:51:54 PM
No, but you can call a Derby...

Actually, you can't because the OP contained a different clip.  [cheeky]

Well, sort of.
Title: Re: Retro Entabulator
Post by: Latinbalar on January 06, 2010, 11:50:42 AM
 ;D he said dingleberry.