Retro Entabulator

[Speedbag]

Allen-Bradley Retro Entabulator

[He Man]

This guy just redid the original word for word.


does this count as a triple ultra derby?

[geoffduc]

 Jeez it went over my head so fast it singed the top of my mullet  

 

[Slide Panda]

This guy just redid the original word for word.


does this count as a triple ultra derby?

Not 100% word for word... each re-do is a little different - usually just the 'manufactures' names... but that's the point of it... It's sorta like the Aristocrats

[superjohn]

This guy just redid the original word for word.


does this count as a triple ultra derby?

I'm not familiar with the original.

[He Man]

crap i think the guy that did the OP's version is the same guy seen at the end of this one!

Chrysler Turbo Encabulator

[Duck-Stew]

^^^  F'n love that one. 

[Speedbag]

Never seen the Chrysler one before. 

[ducatiz]

I think Thomas Edison did one too as a gag at a national meeting of inventors, too bad no one could have video taped it. 

[mstevens]

One version swiped from Time.com and posted on wikipedia.

    "Work has been proceeding in order to bring perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a machine that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such a machine is the 'Turbo-Encabulator'.

    "The original machine had a base-plate of prefabulated amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the pentametric fan. ... The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots in the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a nonreversible trem'e pipe to the differential girdlespring on the 'up' end of the grammeters.

    "Forty-one manestically spaced grouting brushes were arranged to feed into the rotor slipstream a mixture of high S-value phenylhydrobenzamine and 5% reminative tetryliodohexamine. Both of these liquids have specific pericosities given by P = 2.5C.n^6-7 where n is the diathetical evolute of retrograde temperature phase disposition and C is Cholmondeley's annular grillage coefficient. Initially, n was measured with the aid of a metapolar refractive pilfrometer ... but up to the present date nothing has been found to equal the transcendental hopper dadoscope. ... Undoubtedly, the turbo-encabulator has now reached a very high level of technical development. It has been successfully used for operating nofer trunnions. In addition, whenever a barescent skor motion is required, it may be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocating dingle arm to reduce sinusoidal depleneration."

[teddy037.2]

wow.

lol

my brain hurts... or maybe that's just from the hangover

[aaronb]

can i call my own spidey?

http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=32478.msg563881#msg563881

[NAKID]

can i call my own spidey?

http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=32478.msg563881#msg563881

No, but you can call a Derby...

[aaronb]

sorry, im not around here much

[Adamm0621]

That made perfect sense to me, but then again I've had quite a few of these  tonight.