The UPS guy shows up with this yesterday... no return address. WTF is it? And nobody that I know (as far as I can tell) sent it to me...
(http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg216/mikesixtysix/misc/DSCF0007.jpg)
It's a clamp.
i think someone is recommending you clamp your big trap shut
any mafia related business going on recently?
Wait wait wait I know! I know what it is!!!!
It's probably something He Man ordered three months ago! ;D
Looks like it's reversable too!
Quote from: MrIncredible on January 20, 2010, 12:31:00 PM
Wait wait wait I know! I know what it is!!!!
It's probably something He Man ordered three months ago! ;D
[clap]
Well played, sir.
It's a pipe clamp... The last time I used one it was to hold many pieces of wood together while they glue dried so I could make a striated board.
In a pinch (rim shot!) they make good swords.
http://blackfriday.become.com/stores/sears/craftsman-6in-bar-clamp.html (http://blackfriday.become.com/stores/sears/craftsman-6in-bar-clamp.html)
When I'm drunk I text booty calls or try to order hookers, not random tools [roll]
Quote from: stopintime on January 20, 2010, 01:07:12 PM
When I'm drunk I text booty calls or try to order hookers, not random tools [roll]
Well it depends on how you ask.
Apparently, someone misunterstood something like "I need to get my nut off"
I have a couple and they are great for cabinet/built-in installation as they have rubber jaws and can be operated one handed.
I would have to say that if some-one sent you this as a nice way of telling you to be quite, they would have sent you one much smaller and cheaper. I'd keep it and put it to good use.
its a polish glue gun
Quote from: stopintime on January 20, 2010, 01:07:12 PM
When I'm drunk I text booty calls or try to order hookers, not random tools [roll]
next time spell out TRAMP, not CLAMP. ;D
Quote from: MrIncredible on January 20, 2010, 12:31:00 PM
It's probably something He Man ordered three months ago! ;D
Wanna know something thats kinda funny?
Someone asked me to help him mail something since he cant get the item where he lives.
The thing got stolen in transit. It was about $~200 or so worth of goods.I can only HOPE it reaches him in three months. [bang]
Quote from: He Man on January 20, 2010, 10:55:34 PM
Wanna know something thats kinda funny?
Someone asked me to help him mail something since he cant get the item where he lives.
The thing got stolen in transit. It was about $~200 or so worth of goods.I can only HOPE it reaches him in three months. [bang]
You, sir, need to give up.... on EVERYTHING. [laugh]
i'm not so sure it came to you via UPS....
it's not broken [laugh]
Quote from: Le Pirate on January 21, 2010, 09:33:56 AM
i'm not so sure it came to you via UPS....
it's not broken [laugh]
How many UPS guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
3
1 to break it, 1 to verify the claim, & 1 to deny the claim due to improper packaging. [laugh]
Quote from: krolik on January 22, 2010, 06:45:34 PM
How many UPS guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
3
1 to break it, 1 to verify the claim, & 1 to deny the claim due to improper packaging. [laugh]
yet its still not installed. ;D
Quote from: He Man on January 22, 2010, 07:10:35 PM
yet its still not installed. ;D
How many Teamsters does it take to put in a light bulb?
16, you got a problem with that? >:(
;D
it wasn't even in a box... someone just wrapped it in clear plastic and slapped a label on it with no return address. still no clue where it came from. but the next time i need to glue some wood together, i'm set...
thanks!