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Started by Magnus, January 20, 2010, 12:16:22 PM

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January 20, 2010, 12:16:22 PM Last Edit: January 20, 2010, 01:54:08 PM by Magnus
The UPS guy shows up with this yesterday...   no return address.  WTF is it?  And nobody that I know (as far as I can tell) sent it to me...  

'02 MS4 Black Fog

Popeye the Sailor

#1
January 20, 2010, 12:20:44 PM
It's a clamp.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

JEFF_H

#2
January 20, 2010, 12:21:13 PM
i think someone is recommending you clamp your big trap shut

any mafia related business going on recently?

Popeye the Sailor

#3
January 20, 2010, 12:31:00 PM
Wait wait wait I know! I know what it is!!!!




























It's probably something He Man ordered three months ago!  ;D
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Charlief

#4
January 20, 2010, 12:49:23 PM
Looks like it's reversable too! 

Speedbag

#5
January 20, 2010, 01:00:15 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on January 20, 2010, 12:31:00 PM
Wait wait wait I know! I know what it is!!!!

It's probably something He Man ordered three months ago!  ;D

[clap]

Well played, sir.
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erkishhorde

#6
January 20, 2010, 01:00:19 PM
It's a pipe clamp... The last time I used one it was to hold many pieces of wood together while they glue dried so I could make a striated board.

In a pinch (rim shot!) they make good swords.
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#7
January 20, 2010, 01:03:57 PM
Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the face.

stopintime

#8
January 20, 2010, 01:07:12 PM
When I'm drunk I text booty calls or try to order hookers, not random tools [roll]
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Popeye the Sailor

#9
January 20, 2010, 01:24:09 PM
Quote from: stopintime on January 20, 2010, 01:07:12 PM
When I'm drunk I text booty calls or try to order hookers, not random tools [roll]


Well it depends on how you ask.


Apparently, someone misunterstood something like "I need to get my nut off"
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

angler

#10
January 20, 2010, 02:23:41 PM
I have a couple and they are great for cabinet/built-in installation as they have rubber jaws and can be operated one handed.
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scduc

#11
January 20, 2010, 03:14:48 PM
I would have to say that if some-one sent you this as a nice way of telling you to be quite, they would have sent you one much smaller and cheaper. I'd keep it and put it to good use.
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Grampa

#12
January 20, 2010, 06:54:11 PM
its a polish glue gun
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muskrat

#13
January 20, 2010, 08:31:00 PM
Quote from: stopintime on January 20, 2010, 01:07:12 PM
When I'm drunk I text booty calls or try to order hookers, not random tools [roll]


next time spell out TRAMP, not CLAMP.   ;D
Can we thin the gene pool? 

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He Man

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January 20, 2010, 10:55:34 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on January 20, 2010, 12:31:00 PM

It's probably something He Man ordered three months ago!  ;D

Wanna know something thats kinda funny?

Someone asked me to help him mail something since he cant get the item where he lives.

The thing got stolen in transit. It was about $~200 or so worth of goods.I can only HOPE it reaches him in three months. [bang]
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