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Title: Random text message
Post by: Monsterlover on January 21, 2010, 05:34:44 PM
Tonight at the store my wife get's a text message from someone neither of us know.

"yoyoyo yo wassup?!  They call me Gangsta, you wanna be my gangsta friend?"



I absolutely cannot resist this.


I have her text back "No, but my husband does.  His number is xxx-xxx-xxxx"

By now we're home.

She get's another text, "ok what's his name?"

I take the phone and have at it.

"Sgt Jeb Killington" I text back.

Him "Jw (code for just wondering) are you white or black?"

Me on wife's phone "WTF neither"

I get a text on my phone from this kid (at least I think it's a kid)

"Ur wife said u would like to be my friend  $$Gangsta$$"  <---txt sig omitted from here on

Me - "My wife?  Who the make the beast with two backs is this?"

Him - "Billy.  She said ur name is jeb"

Me- "Who put you up to this?  My wife was killed last nov"

Him- "No one.  I didn't know ur wife died im sorry that she did"

I notice the gangsta speak is fading away now that things have gotten serious.

Me- "How old are you?"

Him- "18.  How bout u"

Me- "Older that that.  I gotta go.  Im late for a Klan meeting."

Him- "oh my b maybe when u get done we can txt if u want"

[laugh]

Anyone want the number, PM.

:D
Title: Re: Random text message
Post by: cyrus buelton on January 21, 2010, 05:50:18 PM
Dude are you 13 or 14?

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: Random text message
Post by: Monsterlover on January 21, 2010, 05:55:03 PM
Most days I act like the 33yo I am.

Tonight. . .

backslide to 12 ;D

[laugh]
Title: Re: Random text message
Post by: Scottish on January 21, 2010, 06:24:07 PM
I'm stoked to hear otherwise but I thought you were getting a divorce?
Title: Re: Random text message
Post by: NAKID on January 21, 2010, 06:26:51 PM
He got a divorce, then remarried last year...
Title: Re: Random text message
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on January 21, 2010, 06:41:55 PM
Quote from: Scottish on January 21, 2010, 06:24:07 PM
I'm stoked to hear otherwise but I thought you were getting a divorce?

He had her whacked-it was cheaper.
Title: Re: Random text message
Post by: TiNi on January 22, 2010, 12:36:25 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on January 21, 2010, 05:55:03 PM
Most days I act like the 33yo I am.

Tonight. . .

backslide to 12 ;D

[laugh]

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] you sure did  [laugh]
Title: Re: Random text message
Post by: NorDog on January 22, 2010, 08:55:06 AM
Gangsta text friends?  Is that a gay thing?

What's next?  Hells Angels BFF Club?

"Hi!  My name is Shithead and I ride with the Red and White.  Will you return my wave if I see you out riding?"

???
Title: Re: Random text message
Post by: Scottish on January 22, 2010, 09:19:53 AM
Quote from: NorDog on January 22, 2010, 08:55:06 AM
Gangsta text friends?  Is that a gay thing?

What's next?  Hells Angeles BFF Club?

"Hi!  My name is Shithead and I ride with the Red and White.  Will you return my wave if I see you out riding?"

???
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [clap]
Title: Re: Random text message
Post by: He Man on January 22, 2010, 10:02:48 AM
Quote from: MrIncredible on January 21, 2010, 06:41:55 PM
He had her whacked-it was cheaper.


can someome PM the number to this guy? I need some work done....
Title: Re: Random text message
Post by: Monsterlover on January 22, 2010, 12:43:16 PM
I'll give it out if you want it...