Tonight at the store my wife get's a text message from someone neither of us know.
"yoyoyo yo wassup?! They call me Gangsta, you wanna be my gangsta friend?"
I absolutely cannot resist this.
I have her text back "No, but my husband does. His number is xxx-xxx-xxxx"
By now we're home.
She get's another text, "ok what's his name?"
I take the phone and have at it.
"Sgt Jeb Killington" I text back.
Him "Jw (code for just wondering) are you white or black?"
Me on wife's phone "WTF neither"
I get a text on my phone from this kid (at least I think it's a kid)
"Ur wife said u would like to be my friend $$Gangsta$$" <---txt sig omitted from here on
Me - "My wife? Who the make the beast with two backs is this?"
Him - "Billy. She said ur name is jeb"
Me- "Who put you up to this? My wife was killed last nov"
Him- "No one. I didn't know ur wife died im sorry that she did"
I notice the gangsta speak is fading away now that things have gotten serious.
Me- "How old are you?"
Him- "18. How bout u"
Me- "Older that that. I gotta go. Im late for a Klan meeting."
Him- "oh my b maybe when u get done we can txt if u want"
[laugh]
Anyone want the number, PM.
:D
Dude are you 13 or 14?
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Most days I act like the 33yo I am.
Tonight. . .
backslide to 12 ;D
[laugh]
I'm stoked to hear otherwise but I thought you were getting a divorce?
He got a divorce, then remarried last year...
Quote from: Scottish on January 21, 2010, 06:24:07 PM
I'm stoked to hear otherwise but I thought you were getting a divorce?
He had her whacked-it was cheaper.
Quote from: Monsterlover on January 21, 2010, 05:55:03 PM
Most days I act like the 33yo I am.
Tonight. . .
backslide to 12 ;D
[laugh]
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] you sure did [laugh]
Gangsta text friends? Is that a gay thing?
What's next? Hells Angels BFF Club?
"Hi! My name is Shithead and I ride with the Red and White. Will you return my wave if I see you out riding?"
???
Quote from: NorDog on January 22, 2010, 08:55:06 AM
Gangsta text friends? Is that a gay thing?
What's next? Hells Angeles BFF Club?
"Hi! My name is Shithead and I ride with the Red and White. Will you return my wave if I see you out riding?"
???
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [clap]
Quote from: MrIncredible on January 21, 2010, 06:41:55 PM
He had her whacked-it was cheaper.
can someome PM the number to this guy? I need some work done....
I'll give it out if you want it...