I haven't done anything seriously stupid in quite some time.
I'm going through withdrawal.
Current plan is I'm going to make my own, individual dartboard of epicially stupid plans.
Then I'll get drunk and throw darts at it, and do whichover one the dart hits first.
This is a call to arms for every moron, dipshit, lack-of-foresight possesing/mind of a 12 year old type on the board. Give me your suggestions!
So far I have:
Build a zip line in the backyard.
Rent a bobcat and put up a sweet jump for the new moto, then jump one BMW over the other.
Eat those multiple pounds of bacon.
Start re-roofing your house now.
I always get my best bad ideas from finding a person who has made a mess of their life, getting them drunk and taking their advice. It is like an eternal fountain of bad ideas.
or you could just get a tattoo when you are drunk.
Start a fight club.
Put on ScarFace and have a drink every time the F bomb is dropped.
Build an immaculate tree house with cable and a keg tap.
Take a drift lesson.
Ride a bull.
http://www.hulu.com/embed/MmOePtaaBvnGXtXvyLxsnw (http://www.hulu.com/embed/MmOePtaaBvnGXtXvyLxsnw)
Truly stupid things are done spontaneously...usually after the words "hold my beer, and watch this" are spoken.
Making a plan to do something stupid just doesn't seem right...
...just sayin'
See if you can hook up a generator to the house.
bad ideas happen, they are never thought off. Try getting high as balls or drunk as make the beast with two backs then get together with some people who never really amounted to anything, or has done too much (stay away from the in between crowd) and start talking shit about each others moms. Then and only then will dumb shit arise.
Seeing as how I just cracked open a beer right now, ill throw one thats more cool than stupid. Replace an RC helicopter rotors with a sharp knives and install a high torque motor. Go attack some birds or people.
this is almost like the rocket firing motorcycle but slightly less cool.
Quote from: He Man on January 27, 2010, 01:12:10 PM
Try getting high as balls or drunk as make the beast with two backs then get together with some people who never really amounted to anything,
What are you doing Saturday? :P
Quote from: MrIncredible on January 27, 2010, 01:41:50 PM
What are you doing Saturday? :P
Saturday School :'(
Im on my 2nd stupid thing thus far, It will take approximately 2 more weeks of working on it before its complete and ready. However im not allowed to say what it is on a public forum, but I may be dead by then. Eitherway, PM me in 2 weeks. [evil]
vote republican
Quote from: Triple J on January 27, 2010, 12:27:20 PM
Truly stupid things are done spontaneously...usually after the words "hold my beer, and watch this" are spoken.
Making a plan to do something stupid just doesn't seem right...
...just sayin'
what he said [thumbsup]
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Trebuchet?
Catapult?
Ballista?
Quote from: JEFF_H on January 27, 2010, 12:18:54 PM
http://www.hulu.com/embed/MmOePtaaBvnGXtXvyLxsnw (http://www.hulu.com/embed/MmOePtaaBvnGXtXvyLxsnw)
Thank you Jeff!
I was just randomly thinking about this clip this morning.
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Quote from: Dan on January 27, 2010, 12:54:22 PM
See if you can hook up a generator to the house.
OH
SNAP!!! [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
That's messed up...
but I laughed out loud anyway ;D
Try and use your farts as a renewable resource. Maybe cows can follow your lead and heat our homes and fuel our cars off natural gas in the future. [thumbsup]
So, P's out of town?
Quote from: Speeddog on January 27, 2010, 02:39:20 PM
So, P's out of town?
No, I think he's planning ahead for my next trip. [roll]
[laugh]
Must be from MA........yawn.
Quote from: yuu on January 27, 2010, 02:27:10 PM
Trebuchet?
Catapult?
Ballista?
all 3
invite friends over and start drinking
hilarity will ensue.
Build a really huge flour bomb in your backyard [popcorn]
Build a chicken cannon ala Myth Busters
declare war on your neighbors
the rest will take care of itself
Quote from: somegirl on January 27, 2010, 04:50:32 PM
No, I think he's planning ahead for my next trip. [roll]
[laugh]
i suggest taking your car with you... [laugh]
Quote from: MrIncredible on January 27, 2010, 09:17:11 AM
I think 'tini should do this to her new car:
http://jalopnik.com/5453057/bedlinered-audi-a4-hotness-or-heresy (http://jalopnik.com/5453057/bedlinered-audi-a4-hotness-or-heresy)
Quote from: KnightofNi on January 27, 2010, 05:31:00 PM
all 3
invite friends over and start drinking
hilarity will ensue.
Saw one Trebuchet, set on a doc, with a sling made to hold a seated person... look like some good fun!
http://potatoguns.info/ (http://potatoguns.info/)
they're even more fun when you're drinking with friends!
Build a high-powered laser into an otherwise-safe toy Star Trek phaser.
http://dvice.com/archives/2010/01/homemade-star-t.php (http://dvice.com/archives/2010/01/homemade-star-t.php)
[popcorn]
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