Stupid plans

[Popeye the Sailor]

I haven't done anything seriously stupid in quite some time.


I'm going through withdrawal.



Current plan is I'm going to make my own, individual dartboard of epicially stupid plans.


Then I'll get drunk and throw darts at it, and do whichover one the dart hits first.



This is a call to arms for every moron, dipshit, lack-of-foresight possesing/mind of a 12 year old type on the board. Give me your suggestions!

[Popeye the Sailor]

So far I have:

Build a zip line in the backyard.

Rent a bobcat and put up a sweet jump for the new moto, then jump one BMW over the other.

Eat those multiple pounds of bacon.

[Speeddog]

Start re-roofing your house now.

[77south]

I always get my best bad ideas from finding a person who has made a mess of their life, getting them drunk and taking their advice.   It is like an eternal fountain of bad ideas.

or you could just get a tattoo when you are drunk.

[NoisyDante]

Start a fight club.

Put on ScarFace and have a drink every time the F bomb is dropped.

Build an immaculate tree house with cable and a keg tap.

Take a drift lesson.

Ride a bull.

[JEFF_H]

http://www.hulu.com/embed/MmOePtaaBvnGXtXvyLxsnw

[Triple J]

Truly stupid things are done spontaneously...usually after the words "hold my beer, and watch this" are spoken.

Making a plan to do something stupid just doesn't seem right...

...just sayin'

[Ddan]

See if you can hook up a generator to the house.

[He Man]

bad ideas happen, they are never thought off. Try getting high as balls or drunk as make the beast with two backs then get together with some people who never really amounted to anything, or has done too much (stay away from the in between crowd) and start talking shit about each others moms. Then and only then will dumb shit arise.


Seeing as how I just cracked open a beer right now, ill throw one thats more cool than stupid. Replace an RC helicopter rotors with a sharp knives and install a high torque motor. Go attack some birds or people.

this is almost like the rocket firing motorcycle but slightly less cool.

[Popeye the Sailor]

Try getting high as balls or drunk as make the beast with two backs then get together with some people who never really amounted to anything,

What are you doing Saturday? 

[He Man]

What are you doing Saturday? 

Saturday School 

Im on my 2nd stupid thing thus far, It will take approximately 2 more weeks of working on it before its complete and ready. However im not allowed to say what it is on a public forum, but I may be dead by then. Eitherway, PM me in 2 weeks. 

[brimo]

vote republican

[herm]

Truly stupid things are done spontaneously...usually after the words "hold my beer, and watch this" are spoken.

Making a plan to do something stupid just doesn't seem right...

...just sayin'

what he said 

[Slide Panda]

Trebuchet?
Catapult?
Ballista?

[Oldfisti]

http://www.hulu.com/embed/MmOePtaaBvnGXtXvyLxsnw

Thank you Jeff!


I was just randomly thinking about this clip this morning.