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Title: internet infamy
Post by: mitt on January 31, 2010, 05:07:10 AM
I was browsing for some info on a ford flex, and found this:

http://www.fordflex.net/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=2149 (http://www.fordflex.net/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=2149)

The OP can't be serious?



"I was performing an oil change today. I drained the oil but I couldn't get the oil filter off. Even my oil filter wrench was not strong enough to get it off and my wife insisted that I change the filter rather than leaving the old one on.

I drove 1/2 mile to the nearest store and completed the oil change in the parking lot rather than continuing to drive with no oil. I could have certainly walked the half mile but I was convinced that 1/2 mile would be safe to drive even with no oil. Now I'm having second thoughts. I suppose the engine was coated with oil and there was probably a bit inside the oil filter. I'm still nervous about it though.

Any chance that I did lasting damage with such a short trip?

So, that was pretty stupid. Won't be doing that again even if it is safe to drive a short distance with no oil."



mitt
Title: Re: internet infamy
Post by: lethe on January 31, 2010, 05:09:42 AM
Now if it was an old Slant 6 I would understand doing that.
Title: Re: internet infamy
Post by: cyrus buelton on January 31, 2010, 05:12:56 AM
That's some funny shit right there
Title: Re: internet infamy
Post by: aaronb on January 31, 2010, 05:45:16 AM
there are ford flex enthusiasts?  learn something new everyday...
Title: Re: internet infamy
Post by: Scottish on January 31, 2010, 05:47:41 AM
(http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc260/WannaDucBad/smileys/244-1.gif)
Title: Re: internet infamy
Post by: superjohn on January 31, 2010, 05:50:05 AM
Quote from: aaronb on January 31, 2010, 05:45:16 AM
there are ford flex enthusiasts?  learn something new everyday...

[laugh]

Title: Re: internet infamy
Post by: Grampa on January 31, 2010, 06:17:39 AM
I see a denied warranty claim in somebodys future [laugh]
Title: Re: internet infamy
Post by: Grampa on January 31, 2010, 06:22:43 AM
and..... I thought Mr Dove was a Chebby guy


http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.hotrodscustomstuff.com/Cars/Dove%27s%2520Nova/Nova-11.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.hotrodscustomstuff.com/Dove62Chevy-01.html&usg=__HWyPVAznYYBZvey2dOPHd1Ov6GU=&h=255&w=582&sz=48&hl=en&start=11&um=1&tbnid=oS1wvjTH6g4OWM:&tbnh=59&tbnw=134&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmr%2Bdove%26hl%3Den%26rls%3Dcom.microsoft: (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.hotrodscustomstuff.com/Cars/Dove%27s%2520Nova/Nova-11.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.hotrodscustomstuff.com/Dove62Chevy-01.html&usg=__HWyPVAznYYBZvey2dOPHd1Ov6GU=&h=255&w=582&sz=48&hl=en&start=11&um=1&tbnid=oS1wvjTH6g4OWM:&tbnh=59&tbnw=134&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmr%2Bdove%26hl%3Den%26rls%3Dcom.microsoft:)*:IE-SearchBox%26rlz%3D1I7ADBR_en%26sa%3DN%26um%3D1
Title: Re: internet infamy
Post by: Porsche Monkey on January 31, 2010, 06:24:33 AM
 :-X
Title: Re: internet infamy
Post by: lethe on January 31, 2010, 06:37:03 AM
Quote from: aaronb on January 31, 2010, 05:45:16 AM
there are ford flex enthusiasts?  learn something new everyday...
With just a quick search it's apparent that there are forums for everything these days. Imagine if I searched some scary topics like scat and such.  :P

http://ladausa.net/forum/index.php (http://ladausa.net/forum/index.php)

http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/ (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/)

http://www.clown-forum.com/ (http://www.clown-forum.com/)

http://thegoatspot.net/phpbb/viewforum.php?f=32 (http://thegoatspot.net/phpbb/viewforum.php?f=32)

Damn just about any random thing I looked up has a forum or forums.
Title: Re: internet infamy
Post by: superjohn on January 31, 2010, 06:41:08 AM
Quote from: lethe on January 31, 2010, 06:37:03 AM
With just a quick search it's apparent that there are forums for everything these days. Imagine if I searched some scary topics like scat and such.  :P


You do mean the art of rhythmic vocalizations in jazz when you say scat right?

(http://www.scifi-universe.com/upload/personnalites/grand/scatman_crothers.jpg)
Title: Re: internet infamy
Post by: lethe on January 31, 2010, 06:49:01 AM
Quote from: superjohn on January 31, 2010, 06:41:08 AM
You do mean the art of rhythmic vocalizations in jazz when you say scat right?

(http://www.scifi-universe.com/upload/personnalites/grand/scatman_crothers.jpg)
Hey look it's Hong Kong Fooey!

Unfortunately not, more so the stuff that would be very disturbing to see and I'm even upset that I know exists.
Title: Re: internet infamy
Post by: lethe on January 31, 2010, 06:51:48 AM
To return to the original topic, which engines do you think would survive best with such stupidity? How long would the slight film of oil protect it? We should all do some independent testing on members of our fleets and report back the results.
Title: Re: internet infamy
Post by: Vindingo on January 31, 2010, 07:02:45 AM
I bet he got the idea from those old Castrol commercials where they would drain the oil in two engines and run them until they died. 
Title: Re: internet infamy
Post by: Greg on January 31, 2010, 07:15:23 AM
D'oh!!
Title: Re: internet infamy
Post by: Grampa on January 31, 2010, 07:20:16 AM
(http://news-political.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/castrol-use-your-dipstick.jpg)
Title: Re: internet infamy
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on January 31, 2010, 07:27:03 AM
Quote from: lethe on January 31, 2010, 06:51:48 AM
To return to the original topic, which engines do you think would survive best with such stupidity? How long would the slight film of oil protect it? We should all do some independent testing on members of our fleets and report back the results.

I'd imagine most engines made by Ford or Chevy would run the same with oil as without.  ;D
Title: Re: internet infamy
Post by: lethe on January 31, 2010, 07:36:36 AM
Quote from: MrIncredible on January 31, 2010, 07:27:03 AM
I'd imagine most engines made by Ford or Chevy would run the same with oil as without.  ;D
I might still have a mid 80's 2.5 GM four cylinder buried out in my garage somewhere. That one might be good for this test.
Title: Re: internet infamy
Post by: NAKID on January 31, 2010, 07:47:11 AM
Quote from: lethe on January 31, 2010, 07:36:36 AM
I might still have a mid 80's 2.5 GM four cylinder buried out in my garage somewhere. That one might be good for this test.

You'd have to get it running first to see if it'll still run with no oil...
Title: Re: internet infamy
Post by: mitt on January 31, 2010, 08:14:31 AM
I worked at a Chevy dealership during high school.  One of the mechanics own cars had a cracked head or bad head gasket or something, but it wasn't going to be covered under warranty because the car still ran or something stupid like that.  So, he drained the oil, I followed him in our tow truck, and we went out on the highway.  It made it 2 or 3 miles before starting to smell like arc welding, and then it quickly seized after that.

Back to the original post - The more I think about it - the more I wish carfax was automated with the engine warning systems, so it could record "stupid" like this.


mitt
Title: Re: internet infamy
Post by: derby on January 31, 2010, 09:14:46 AM
Quote from: lethe on January 31, 2010, 06:51:48 AM
To return to the original topic, which engines do you think would survive best with such stupidity? How long would the slight film of oil protect it? We should all do some independent testing on members of our fleets and report back the results.

anything honda.  ;D
Title: Re: internet infamy
Post by: lethe on January 31, 2010, 09:16:21 AM
Quote from: NAKID on January 31, 2010, 07:47:11 AM
You'd have to get it running first to see if it'll still run with no oil...
So much other stuff out there much more worth putting the effort into.


Quote from: mitt on January 31, 2010, 08:14:31 AM

Back to the original post - The more I think about it - the more I wish carfax was automated with the engine warning systems, so it could record "stupid" like this.


mitt
probably just a matter of time before stupid admissions like that automatically get tracked and come back to bite the dummy that decided to publicly post.
Title: Re: internet infamy
Post by: zarn02 on January 31, 2010, 09:17:35 AM
Some years back I worked at Wal-Mart, in the TLE shop, for a summer.

Long story short, never get work done at Wal-Mart. :P

I remember one of the guys (the a stupid one) telling another one of them (the gullible one) to move a large, full ton pickup from one bay to the other after they'd just drained the oil. So... he does. Guess which owner wasn't told about how we just shaved 10,000 miles off their engine's life...

I was only there for a few months, and this wasn't the stupidest thing I saw done while working there. [roll]
Title: Re: internet infamy
Post by: NorDog on January 31, 2010, 12:27:23 PM
Quote from: lethe on January 31, 2010, 06:51:48 AM
To return to the original topic, which engines do you think would survive best with such stupidity? How long would the slight film of oil protect it? We should all do some independent testing on members of our fleets and report back the results.

Electric ones.
Title: Re: internet infamy
Post by: Scottish on January 31, 2010, 12:56:19 PM
Plagerism.  :P
Quote from: bobspapa on January 31, 2010, 07:20:16 AM
(http://news-political.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/castrol-use-your-dipstick.jpg)
[laugh]
Title: Re: internet infamy
Post by: 1KDS on January 31, 2010, 01:15:48 PM
Quote from: lethe on January 31, 2010, 06:51:48 AM
To return to the original topic, which engines do you think would survive best with such stupidity? How long would the slight film of oil protect it? We should all do some independent testing on members of our fleets and report back the results.
Cash for Clunkers- 1989 Land Cruiser 77k miles (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj5gzvGnGP4#normal)
Title: Re: internet infamy
Post by: mitt on January 31, 2010, 02:25:26 PM
Quote from: 1KDS on January 31, 2010, 01:15:48 PM
Cash for Clunkers- 1989 Land Cruiser 77k miles (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj5gzvGnGP4#normal)


:'(   :'(   :'( 

mitt
Title: Re: internet infamy
Post by: Monsterlover on January 31, 2010, 02:50:13 PM
:(

:'(
Title: Re: internet infamy
Post by: MendoDave on January 31, 2010, 03:24:41 PM
Quote from: lethe on January 31, 2010, 07:36:36 AM
I might still have a mid 80's 2.5 GM four cylinder buried out in my garage somewhere. That one might be good for this test.

The one I had in My 91 S-10 wont send a signal to the distributor until it gets an oil pressure signal.
Title: Re: internet infamy
Post by: Oldfisti on January 31, 2010, 05:21:30 PM
Quote from: 1KDS on January 31, 2010, 01:15:48 PM
Cash for Clunkers- 1989 Land Cruiser 77k miles (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj5gzvGnGP4#normal)


>:( :-X


I'm keeping my opinion to myself about what I really think of all that.
Title: Re: internet infamy
Post by: swampduc on January 31, 2010, 05:51:03 PM
An '89 land cruiser is a clunker?! That engine's got another 400k miles on it easy  >:(
Title: Re: internet infamy
Post by: He Man on January 31, 2010, 08:08:35 PM
Quote from: Vindingo on January 31, 2010, 07:02:45 AM
I bet he got the idea from those old Castrol commercials where they would drain the oil in two engines and run them until they died. 

theyd run for a while though. lol
Title: Re: internet infamy
Post by: Howie on February 01, 2010, 02:34:22 AM
Many years ago my school would buy junkyard engines for the students to disassemble, measure, do some machining, then reassemble.  The only new parts that went into the engines were head gaskets.  The reason why they got head gaskets is, at the semester, we would run them to keep the students honest.  Of course, they were run with only the oil the students coated the parts with and no coolant.  They would usually thermally seize from overheating first.  We would sometimes get them to restart several times before finally seizing.
Title: Re: internet infamy
Post by: ducatiz on February 01, 2010, 04:13:16 AM
Quote from: howie on February 01, 2010, 02:34:22 AM
Many years ago my school would buy junkyard engines for the students to disassemble, measure, do some machining, then reassemble.  The only new parts that went into the engines were head gaskets.  The reason why they got head gaskets is, at the semester, we would run them to keep the students honest.  Of course, they were run with only the oil the students coated the parts with and no coolant.  They would usually thermally seize from overheating first.  We would sometimes get them to restart several times before finally seizing.

if i had been in that class, i would have used moly assembly lube.. engine would still have seized but it would have taken a lot longer... :D
Title: Re: internet infamy
Post by: 1KDS on February 01, 2010, 03:55:19 PM
Quote from: swampduc on January 31, 2010, 05:51:03 PM
An '89 land cruiser is a clunker?! That engine's got another 400k miles on it easy  >:(
there are tons of videos like that, many of the 'clunkers' were even better/newer than the cruiser
Title: Re: internet infamy
Post by: Scottish on February 01, 2010, 08:13:58 PM
To a car guy it feels like killing a farm animal.

To a person it feels like a HUGE waste of resources.
Title: Re: internet infamy
Post by: zarn02 on February 02, 2010, 12:24:07 AM
Quote from: Scottish on February 01, 2010, 08:13:58 PM
To a person it feels like a HUGE waste of resources.

It doesn't just "feel" like that. :P
Title: Re: internet infamy
Post by: Howie on February 02, 2010, 01:34:24 AM
I hope this list makes folks feel better.  I hated seeing that Land Cruiser die needlessly too, but most on this list will never be missed.  The replacements may not be enthusiast's dream cars, but they will suck up less fuel and pollute less.

The Top Ten Cash for Clunkers Trade-Ins:

1. 1998 Ford Explorer

2. 1997 Ford Explorer

3. 1996 Ford Explorer

4. 1999 Ford Explorer

5. Jeep Grand Cherokee

6. Jeep Cherokee

7. 1995 Ford Explorer

8. 1994 Ford Explorer

9. 1997 Ford Windstar

10. 1999 Dodge Caravan

http://autos.yahoo.com/articles/autos_content_landing_pages/1036/top-cash-for-clunkers-trade-ins-and-new-cars/ (http://autos.yahoo.com/articles/autos_content_landing_pages/1036/top-cash-for-clunkers-trade-ins-and-new-cars/)
Title: Re: internet infamy
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on February 02, 2010, 06:56:43 AM
Sure, but the energy to build those new cars over using up something that was already built strikes me as a waste, too.


Title: Re: internet infamy
Post by: NorDog on February 02, 2010, 07:16:35 AM
Don't forget, you cannot increase prosperity by destroying assets.

Also, this program hurt the poor by making very low cost cars less low cost and less available in general.  Then there's the damage done to the used parts market, often used by the poor to find less expensive parts for needed repairs.

Cash for Clunkers was (is) a hideous program.
Title: Re: internet infamy
Post by: Monsterlover on February 02, 2010, 07:17:34 AM
+11tyb
Title: Re: internet infamy
Post by: Scottish on February 02, 2010, 12:12:55 PM
Quote from: NorDog on February 02, 2010, 07:16:35 AM
Don't forget, you cannot increase prosperity by destroying assets.

Also, this program hurt the poor by making very low cost cars less low cost and less available in general.  Then there's the damage done to the used parts market, often used by the poor to find less expensive parts for needed repairs.

Cash for Clunkers was (is) a hideous program.
yes.
Title: Re: internet infamy
Post by: zarn02 on February 02, 2010, 12:14:37 PM
Quote from: NorDog on February 02, 2010, 07:16:35 AM
Don't forget, you cannot increase prosperity by destroying assets.

Also, this program hurt the poor by making very low cost cars less low cost and less available in general.  Then there's the damage done to the used parts market, often used by the poor to find less expensive parts for needed repairs.

Cash for Clunkers was (is) a hideous program.

+∞
Title: Re: internet infamy
Post by: Monsterlover on February 02, 2010, 12:14:53 PM
They weren't thinkin with their dipsticks :(
Title: Re: internet infamy
Post by: Scottish on February 03, 2010, 06:42:58 AM
I keep thinking that while a lot of those "clunkers" may not have been great cars they sure are better than a lot of the cars that are on the road. I'm not huge into redistrubtion stuff, but I wonder if some of those couldn't have gone to charity programs to provide for things like single mother/fathers or wheels to help abused women get out of bad relationships... kinda like they do with cell phones. I just know that there are a ton of people out there that those "clunkers" would have been a huge step up for.
Title: Re: internet infamy
Post by: ducatiz on February 03, 2010, 07:18:16 AM
I am still waiting for my Cash for Crunkers bong coupon