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Kitchen Sink => No Moto Content => Topic started by: Monsterlover on February 14, 2010, 02:39:11 PM

Title: Periodic table of awesoments
Post by: Monsterlover on February 14, 2010, 02:39:11 PM
[laugh]

(http://i38.tinypic.com/2ihtgk1.jpg)
Title: Re: Periodic table of awesoments
Post by: teddy037.2 on February 14, 2010, 02:45:10 PM
lol

chuck norris doesn't have a symbol
Title: Re: Periodic table of awesoments
Post by: 1KDS on February 14, 2010, 02:56:24 PM
If he had one you could be seconds from death
Title: Re: Periodic table of awesoments
Post by: lethe on February 14, 2010, 03:00:25 PM
Our weak mortal language doesn't contain powerful enough letters.
Title: Re: Periodic table of awesoments
Post by: NoisyDante on February 14, 2010, 03:13:53 PM
Quote from: teddy037.2 on February 14, 2010, 02:45:10 PM
lol

chuck norris doesn't have a symbol

If Chuck Norris were an element, its halflife would apply to you. 
Title: Re: Periodic table of awesoments
Post by: lethe on February 14, 2010, 03:17:32 PM
Quote from: NoisyDante on February 14, 2010, 03:13:53 PM
If Chuck Norris were an element, its halflife would apply to you. 
He would occupy 2 spots on the table but his fist is too dense to be measured and therefore not listed.
Title: Re: Periodic table of awesoments
Post by: Oldfisti on February 14, 2010, 03:21:47 PM
The whole table is moot because Chuck only recognizes the element of surprise.
Title: Re: Periodic table of awesoments
Post by: NoisyDante on February 14, 2010, 03:23:07 PM
Quote from: alfisti on February 14, 2010, 03:21:47 PM
The whole table is moot because Chuck only recognizes the element of surprise.
[clap]
Title: Re: Periodic table of awesoments
Post by: teddy037.2 on February 14, 2010, 05:03:00 PM
Quote from: alfisti on February 14, 2010, 03:21:47 PM
The whole table is moot because Chuck only recognizes the element of surprise.
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: Periodic table of awesoments
Post by: superjohn on February 14, 2010, 05:18:27 PM
Quote from: alfisti on February 14, 2010, 03:21:47 PM
The whole table is moot because Chuck only recognizes the element of surprise.

Instant Classic   [laugh]
Title: Re: Periodic table of awesoments
Post by: Speedbag on February 15, 2010, 02:35:21 AM
At least bacon is in the proper location.


Bob Saget?  ???  :P
Title: Re: Periodic table of awesoments
Post by: lethe on February 15, 2010, 04:31:52 AM
Quote from: Speedbag on February 15, 2010, 02:35:21 AM

Bob Saget?  ???  :P


He's the anti-"what most people expect he is"

Bob Saget That Ain't Right Part 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctHArXFxu9A&feature=related#normal)
Title: Re: Periodic table of awesoments
Post by: ZLTFUL on February 15, 2010, 04:56:13 AM
Yeah...people who say "Bob Saget? WTF are you a retard?" have never seen his stand-up.
Title: Re: Periodic table of awesoments
Post by: Scottish on February 15, 2010, 05:08:12 AM
 [clap]

Uh... Chucks #11 BTW for left row. ???
Title: Re: Periodic table of awesoments
Post by: Slide Panda on February 15, 2010, 05:35:08 AM
But notice, he doesn't have an abbreviated symbol
Title: Re: Periodic table of awesoments
Post by: derby on February 15, 2010, 06:03:03 AM
Quote from: ZLTFUL on February 15, 2010, 04:56:13 AM
Yeah...people who say "Bob Saget? WTF are you a retard?" have never seen his stand-up.

[thumbsup]
Title: Re: Periodic table of awesoments
Post by: Scottish on February 15, 2010, 07:00:47 AM
Quote from: yuu on February 15, 2010, 05:35:08 AM
But notice, he doesn't have an abbreviated symbol
Who's gonna be the one to try to shorten his name?  :o
Title: Re: Periodic table of awesoments
Post by: teddy037.2 on February 15, 2010, 07:40:10 AM
Quote from: Scottish on February 15, 2010, 07:00:47 AM
Who's gonna be the one to try to shorten his name?  :o

welcome to the discussion of damn near the entire thd since it's posting, btw  :-*
Title: Re: Periodic table of awesoments
Post by: Speedbag on February 15, 2010, 08:34:25 AM
Quote from: ZLTFUL on February 15, 2010, 04:56:13 AM
Yeah...people who say "Bob Saget? WTF are you a retard?" have never seen his stand-up.

Correct. I'm going by everything else I've seen him in apparently.....
Title: Re: Periodic table of awesoments
Post by: NoisyDante on February 15, 2010, 10:04:09 AM
Quote from: Scottish on February 15, 2010, 05:08:12 AM
[clap]

Uh... Chucks #11 BTW for left row. ???

There's that element of surprise!  Crap, we're all dead.
Title: Re: Periodic table of awesoments
Post by: Scottish on February 15, 2010, 11:09:10 AM
Quote from: teddy037.2 on February 15, 2010, 07:40:10 AM
welcome to the discussion of damn near the entire thd since it's posting, btw  :-*
Hey shut up! >:(  I'm one of the clever now that it's been made appaerrent to me.  [laugh]
Title: Re: Periodic table of awesoments
Post by: teddy037.2 on February 15, 2010, 11:12:48 AM
Quote from: Scottish on February 15, 2010, 11:09:10 AM
Hey shut up! >:(  I'm one of the clever now that it's been made appaerrent to me.  [laugh]
[laugh]

ok, ok...


Title: Re: Periodic table of awesoments
Post by: NoisyDante on February 15, 2010, 12:52:42 PM
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/218923/80913476.jpg)
Title: Re: Periodic table of awesoments
Post by: KnightofNi on February 15, 2010, 02:22:19 PM
what about BJ?
Title: Re: Periodic table of awesoments
Post by: Duck-Stew on February 15, 2010, 07:04:09 PM
Quote from: yuu on February 15, 2010, 05:35:08 AM
But notice, he doesn't have an abbreviated symbol

No one knows what happened to the guy who tried to abbreviate Chuck Norris.....
Title: Re: Periodic table of awesoments
Post by: Duck-Stew on February 15, 2010, 07:07:57 PM
Oh, and where are Nitro-Methane drag racers?!?

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_i_AovfzNXgQ/Sk-D5_wISII/AAAAAAAAzv0/VNCiqcnDO60/s400/fuel-altered-wheelie-burn_29936564.jpg)
Title: Re: Periodic table of awesoments
Post by: Duck-Stew on February 15, 2010, 07:13:20 PM
(http://api.ning.com/files/pDOY5EweqWm7iH1U*bfx5Dn-UQVWzpcwv6-x3jjMZyHnXvYbsOCAcOMT7yE6AWYHZPxEibV2axwkqfYuJ9Bysobwj6rAib-V/Hemiunderglass.jpg)

Title: Re: Periodic table of awesoments
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on February 15, 2010, 07:18:04 PM
Quote from: Duck-Stew on February 15, 2010, 07:13:20 PM
(http://api.ning.com/files/pDOY5EweqWm7iH1U*bfx5Dn-UQVWzpcwv6-x3jjMZyHnXvYbsOCAcOMT7yE6AWYHZPxEibV2axwkqfYuJ9Bysobwj6rAib-V/Hemiunderglass.jpg)



Nitro methane what? That last one is stock with a two barrel  ;D
Title: Re: Periodic table of awesoments
Post by: Duck-Stew on February 15, 2010, 07:35:29 PM
Yeah....They put Hemi's in the back seat in the Barracuda's.....STOCK.   [roll]
Title: Re: Periodic table of awesoments
Post by: Scottish on February 15, 2010, 07:52:57 PM
Quote from: Duck-Stew on February 15, 2010, 07:35:29 PM
Yeah....They put Hemi's in the back seat in the Barracuda's.....STOCK.   [roll]
Well, it wasn't "stock" but it was a Mopar aftermarket option.  ;)


I was looking at the headers at first and trying to figure out if they were traction bars that were blurred with motion.