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Title: 5 reasons pigs are more awesome than you
Post by: Monsterlover on March 07, 2010, 08:13:39 AM
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/pigs (http://theoatmeal.com/comics/pigs)

[laugh]
Title: Re: 5 reasons pigs are more awesome than you
Post by: ducpainter on March 07, 2010, 08:17:17 AM
someone has too much time on their hands.
Title: Re: 5 reasons pigs are more awesome than you
Post by: Monsterlover on March 07, 2010, 08:32:59 AM
me, or the creator of the art?
Title: Re: 5 reasons pigs are more awesome than you
Post by: teddy037.2 on March 07, 2010, 08:52:56 AM
lol

that site is turning into quite the time waster.

I had no idea my cat is trying to kill me
Title: Re: 5 reasons pigs are more awesome than you
Post by: Monsterlover on March 07, 2010, 11:21:47 AM
oh no!  you mean there's more there I need to read?

BRB
Title: Re: 5 reasons pigs are more awesome than you
Post by: ducpainter on March 07, 2010, 11:27:40 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on March 07, 2010, 08:32:59 AM
me, or the creator of the art?
Quote from: Monsterlover on March 07, 2010, 11:21:47 AM
oh no!  you mean there's more there I need to read?

BRB
apparently both of you. ;D
Title: Re: 5 reasons pigs are more awesome than you
Post by: Monsterlover on March 07, 2010, 11:42:00 AM
well, im done in the garage for the day so I gotta do something. . .
Title: Re: 5 reasons pigs are more awesome than you
Post by: DesmoDiva on March 07, 2010, 12:19:59 PM
 [laugh] [laugh]

Title: Re: 5 reasons pigs are more awesome than you
Post by: Grappa on March 07, 2010, 12:25:03 PM
Reason #6 pigs are awesome...

They are very tasty, and can be turned into  [bacon]
Title: Re: 5 reasons pigs are more awesome than you
Post by: Monsterlover on March 07, 2010, 12:40:29 PM
:D
Title: Re: 5 reasons pigs are more awesome than you
Post by: lethe on March 07, 2010, 01:08:25 PM
This quiz will prepare for the battle when it comes...

http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/baboon_dildo (http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/baboon_dildo)
Title: Re: 5 reasons pigs are more awesome than you
Post by: Monsterlover on March 07, 2010, 01:12:30 PM
I could take on 49 baboons.

;D
Title: Re: 5 reasons pigs are more awesome than you
Post by: ducpainter on March 07, 2010, 01:13:24 PM
(http://theoatmeal.com/img/quizzes/generated/6_33_baboons.jpg)
Title: Re: 5 reasons pigs are more awesome than you
Post by: DesmoDiva on March 07, 2010, 01:13:50 PM
I scored 22 baboons.   [roll]
Title: Re: 5 reasons pigs are more awesome than you
Post by: Monsterlover on March 07, 2010, 01:18:42 PM
better take a dildo to the batting cages and hone your baboon killing skills

;D
Title: Re: 5 reasons pigs are more awesome than you
Post by: DesmoDiva on March 07, 2010, 01:25:55 PM
Thanks... [roll]

What the Mrs score??
Title: Re: 5 reasons pigs are more awesome than you
Post by: Monsterlover on March 07, 2010, 01:27:59 PM
don't feel bad, i would have posted that to anybody else as well.

i'll get her to take the test.. .

brb
Title: Re: 5 reasons pigs are more awesome than you
Post by: Monsterlover on March 07, 2010, 01:30:54 PM
Mrs ML-

(http://theoatmeal.com/img/quizzes/generated/6_20_baboons.jpg)
Title: Re: 5 reasons pigs are more awesome than you
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on March 07, 2010, 01:35:39 PM
Quote from: DesmoDiva on March 07, 2010, 01:13:50 PM
I scored 22 baboons.   [roll]

When the zombie baboon scourge occurs, you'll be one of the first to fall.


Better train.
Title: Re: 5 reasons pigs are more awesome than you
Post by: Oldfisti on March 07, 2010, 04:32:22 PM
(http://theoatmeal.com/img/quizzes/generated/6_60_baboons.jpg)
Title: Re: 5 reasons pigs are more awesome than you
Post by: Monsterlover on March 07, 2010, 04:36:17 PM
Dood :o
Title: Re: 5 reasons pigs are more awesome than you
Post by: Oldfisti on March 07, 2010, 04:52:39 PM
I can also hear that sound that supposedly only teenagers can hear.


It's annoying as make the beast with two backs.
Title: Re: 5 reasons pigs are more awesome than you
Post by: teddy037.2 on March 07, 2010, 08:27:29 PM
bah!

looks like I'll get overwhelmed two baboons sooner than nate...

no points for hockey stick swinging prowess, though. I should get partial credit.
Title: Re: 5 reasons pigs are more awesome than you
Post by: teddy037.2 on March 07, 2010, 09:16:36 PM
http://theoatmeal.com/story/twilight (http://theoatmeal.com/story/twilight)
[laugh]
Title: Re: 5 reasons pigs are more awesome than you
Post by: Rameses on March 08, 2010, 12:05:42 AM



(http://theoatmeal.com/img/quizzes/generated/6_50_baboons.jpg)

Title: Re: 5 reasons pigs are more awesome than you
Post by: KnightofNi on March 08, 2010, 05:14:15 AM
(http://theoatmeal.com/img/quizzes/generated/6_57_baboons.jpg)


i think it's my lack of actual fight experience.

maybe if i had been in more than a few fights i would match alfisti.

however, i don't olan on bringing a dildo to a baboon fight. i'm bringing either a bladed weapon or a bat.
Title: Re: 5 reasons pigs are more awesome than you
Post by: The Architect on March 08, 2010, 05:19:15 AM
52

Must be the soccer I've been playing   ;)
Title: Re: 5 reasons pigs are more awesome than you
Post by: superjohn on March 08, 2010, 09:54:38 AM
(http://theoatmeal.com/img/quizzes/generated/6_35_baboons.jpg)
[laugh]

Title: Re: 5 reasons pigs are more awesome than you
Post by: MendoDave on March 08, 2010, 10:07:42 AM
"Or would you like to swing on a star
Carry moonbeams home in a jar
And be better off than you are
Or would you rather be a pig?

A pig is an animal with dirt on his face
His shoes are a terrible disgrace
He has no manners when he eats his food
He's fat and lazy and extremely rude
But if you don't care a feather or a fig
You may grow up to be a pig"


http://popup.lala.com/popup/432908544305461033 (http://popup.lala.com/popup/432908544305461033)
Title: Re: 5 reasons pigs are more awesome than you
Post by: lethe on March 08, 2010, 03:16:59 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on March 08, 2010, 05:14:15 AM


i think it's my lack of actual fight experience.

maybe if i had been in more than a few fights i would match alfisti.

however, i don't olan on bringing a dildo to a baboon fight. i'm bringing either a bladed weapon or a bat.
I will be armed with a bladed dildo that also has fishhooks on it.
Title: Re: 5 reasons pigs are more awesome than you
Post by: ducatiz on March 08, 2010, 05:12:08 PM
Why this thread is bullshit:

1.  Pigs roll around in shit, and are happy about it.
2.  Pigs clean their assholes with their mouths, and are happy about it.
3.  Pigs will eat ANYTHING, including the rotting corpse of their mother, and are HAPPY about it.
4.  Pig orgasms last 30 minutes because they only get laid once a year.
5.  Pig are pigs. 
Title: Re: 5 reasons pigs are more awesome than you
Post by: ducpainter on March 08, 2010, 05:18:07 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on March 08, 2010, 05:12:08 PM
Why this thread is bullshit:

1.  Pigs roll around in shit, and are happy about it.
2.  Pigs clean their assholes with their mouths, and are happy about it.
3.  Pigs will eat ANYTHING, including the rotting corpse of their mother, and are HAPPY about it.
4.  Pig orgasms last 30 minutes because they only get laid once a year.
5.  Pig are pigs. 
So does this mean you're ...

unhappy?

It's just a question...
Title: Re: 5 reasons pigs are more awesome than you
Post by: mitt on March 08, 2010, 05:39:03 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on March 08, 2010, 05:12:08 PM
Why this thread is bullshit:

1.  Pigs roll around in shit, and are happy about it.
2.  Pigs clean their assholes with their mouths, and are happy about it.
3.  Pigs will eat ANYTHING, including the rotting corpse of their mother, and are HAPPY about it.
4.  Pig orgasms last 30 minutes because they only get laid once a year.
5.  Pig are pigs. 

I'm not sure about #2  ;D   I have seen humans do it and are also happy about it.


;D

mit
Title: Re: 5 reasons pigs are more awesome than you
Post by: Monsterlover on March 08, 2010, 06:16:34 PM
Quote from: lethe on March 08, 2010, 03:16:59 PM
I will be armed with a bladed dildo that also has fishhooks on it.

but will it light up?
Title: Re: 5 reasons pigs are more awesome than you
Post by: Arimaul on March 08, 2010, 07:05:38 PM
I think I got the max
62
But I lied.  [evil]
Title: Re: 5 reasons pigs are more awesome than you
Post by: lethe on March 08, 2010, 10:40:59 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on March 08, 2010, 06:16:34 PM
but will it light up?
the tip shoots fire, does that count?
Title: Re: 5 reasons pigs are more awesome than you
Post by: Monsterlover on March 09, 2010, 02:59:23 AM
it does :D

Can it levitate?
Title: Re: 5 reasons pigs are more awesome than you
Post by: ducatiz on March 09, 2010, 03:47:10 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 08, 2010, 05:18:07 PM
So does this mean you're ...

unhappy?

It's just a question...

rofl... thank you Jeremy Bentham

Quote from: mitt on March 08, 2010, 05:39:03 PM
I'm not sure about #2  ;D   I have seen humans do it and are also happy about it.


;D

mitt


I am sorry you have had to look at such things.... I always turn away when it happens.
Title: Re: 5 reasons pigs are more awesome than you
Post by: KnightofNi on March 09, 2010, 04:11:31 AM
Quote from: lethe on March 08, 2010, 10:40:59 PM
the tip shoots fire, does that count?

sounds like your dildo has a STD. you might want to clean it.
Title: Re: 5 reasons pigs are more awesome than you
Post by: Rameses on March 09, 2010, 05:09:05 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on March 09, 2010, 04:11:31 AM
sounds like your dildo has a STD. you might want to clean it.



There're some types of dirty that can't be cleaned my man.


Title: Re: 5 reasons pigs are more awesome than you
Post by: ducatiz on March 09, 2010, 05:49:57 AM
Quote from: Rameses on March 09, 2010, 05:09:05 AM


There're some types of dirty that can't be cleaned my man.




nah, just do it like they did in the old days -- copper wire, heated up.  down the shaft...  yaaaawwwwch
Title: Re: 5 reasons pigs are more awesome than you
Post by: triangleforge on March 09, 2010, 05:55:56 AM
Quote from: lethe on March 08, 2010, 03:16:59 PM
I will be armed with a bladed dildo that also has fishhooks on it.

And you happened to have one of these in the nightstand... why?
Title: Re: 5 reasons pigs are more awesome than you
Post by: Rameses on March 09, 2010, 06:00:23 AM
Quote from: ducatiz on March 09, 2010, 05:49:57 AM
nah, just do it like they did in the old days -- copper wire, heated up.  down the shaft...  yaaaawwwwch


make the beast with two backs.  That.

:o


Title: Re: 5 reasons pigs are more awesome than you
Post by: Monsterlover on March 09, 2010, 02:59:07 PM
Quote from: Rameses on March 09, 2010, 05:09:05 AM


There're some types of dirty that can't be cleaned my man.




Gas and a match take care of lots of things :D
Title: Re: 5 reasons pigs are more awesome than you
Post by: lethe on March 09, 2010, 03:03:33 PM
Quote from: triangleforge on March 09, 2010, 05:55:56 AM
And you happened to have one of these in the nightstand... why?
Duh, for protection against baboons.


Quote from: ducatiz on March 09, 2010, 05:49:57 AM
nah, just do it like they did in the old days -- copper wire, heated up.  down the shaft...  yaaaawwwwch
I remember my father-in-law telling me about using something that got stuck in, opened up like and umbrella and then pulled out back as a medic in WW2. Hmmm, pick your poison between those two fates.
Title: Re: 5 reasons pigs are more awesome than you
Post by: KopfjÀger on March 09, 2010, 08:37:16 PM
Pork Eating Crusader.
Title: Re: 5 reasons pigs are more awesome than you
Post by: KnightofNi on March 10, 2010, 05:27:08 PM
Quote from: lethe on March 09, 2010, 03:03:33 PM
Duh, for protection against baboons.

I remember my father-in-law telling me about using something that got stuck in, opened up like and umbrella and then pulled out back as a medic in WW2. Hmmm, pick your poison between those two fates.


wow...i think i saw something like that in a torture chamber.
Title: Re: 5 reasons pigs are more awesome than you
Post by: Xerxes1769 on March 10, 2010, 05:34:24 PM
 [laugh]