http://theoatmeal.com/comics/pigs (http://theoatmeal.com/comics/pigs)
[laugh]
someone has too much time on their hands.
me, or the creator of the art?
lol
that site is turning into quite the time waster.
I had no idea my cat is trying to kill me
oh no! you mean there's more there I need to read?
BRB
well, im done in the garage for the day so I gotta do something. . .
[laugh] [laugh]
Reason #6 pigs are awesome...
They are very tasty, and can be turned into [bacon]
:D
This quiz will prepare for the battle when it comes...
http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/baboon_dildo (http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/baboon_dildo)
I could take on 49 baboons.
;D
(http://theoatmeal.com/img/quizzes/generated/6_33_baboons.jpg)
I scored 22 baboons. [roll]
better take a dildo to the batting cages and hone your baboon killing skills
;D
Thanks... [roll]
What the Mrs score??
don't feel bad, i would have posted that to anybody else as well.
i'll get her to take the test.. .
brb
Mrs ML-
(http://theoatmeal.com/img/quizzes/generated/6_20_baboons.jpg)
Quote from: DesmoDiva on March 07, 2010, 01:13:50 PM
I scored 22 baboons. [roll]
When the zombie baboon scourge occurs, you'll be one of the first to fall.
Better train.
(http://theoatmeal.com/img/quizzes/generated/6_60_baboons.jpg)
Dood :o
I can also hear that sound that supposedly only teenagers can hear.
It's annoying as make the beast with two backs.
bah!
looks like I'll get overwhelmed two baboons sooner than nate...
no points for hockey stick swinging prowess, though. I should get partial credit.
http://theoatmeal.com/story/twilight (http://theoatmeal.com/story/twilight)
[laugh]
(http://theoatmeal.com/img/quizzes/generated/6_50_baboons.jpg)
(http://theoatmeal.com/img/quizzes/generated/6_57_baboons.jpg)
i think it's my lack of actual fight experience.
maybe if i had been in more than a few fights i would match alfisti.
however, i don't olan on bringing a dildo to a baboon fight. i'm bringing either a bladed weapon or a bat.
52
Must be the soccer I've been playing ;)
(http://theoatmeal.com/img/quizzes/generated/6_35_baboons.jpg)
[laugh]
"Or would you like to swing on a star
Carry moonbeams home in a jar
And be better off than you are
Or would you rather be a pig?
A pig is an animal with dirt on his face
His shoes are a terrible disgrace
He has no manners when he eats his food
He's fat and lazy and extremely rude
But if you don't care a feather or a fig
You may grow up to be a pig"
http://popup.lala.com/popup/432908544305461033 (http://popup.lala.com/popup/432908544305461033)
Quote from: KnightofNi on March 08, 2010, 05:14:15 AM
i think it's my lack of actual fight experience.
maybe if i had been in more than a few fights i would match alfisti.
however, i don't olan on bringing a dildo to a baboon fight. i'm bringing either a bladed weapon or a bat.
I will be armed with a bladed dildo that also has fishhooks on it.
Why this thread is bullshit:
1. Pigs roll around in shit, and are happy about it.
2. Pigs clean their assholes with their mouths, and are happy about it.
3. Pigs will eat ANYTHING, including the rotting corpse of their mother, and are HAPPY about it.
4. Pig orgasms last 30 minutes because they only get laid once a year.
5. Pig are pigs.
Quote from: ducatiz on March 08, 2010, 05:12:08 PM
Why this thread is bullshit:
1. Pigs roll around in shit, and are happy about it.
2. Pigs clean their assholes with their mouths, and are happy about it.
3. Pigs will eat ANYTHING, including the rotting corpse of their mother, and are HAPPY about it.
4. Pig orgasms last 30 minutes because they only get laid once a year.
5. Pig are pigs.
So does this mean you're ...
unhappy?
It's just a question...
Quote from: ducatiz on March 08, 2010, 05:12:08 PM
Why this thread is bullshit:
1. Pigs roll around in shit, and are happy about it.
2. Pigs clean their assholes with their mouths, and are happy about it.
3. Pigs will eat ANYTHING, including the rotting corpse of their mother, and are HAPPY about it.
4. Pig orgasms last 30 minutes because they only get laid once a year.
5. Pig are pigs.
I'm not sure about #2 ;D I have seen humans do it and are also happy about it.
;D
mit
Quote from: lethe on March 08, 2010, 03:16:59 PM
I will be armed with a bladed dildo that also has fishhooks on it.
but will it light up?
I think I got the max
62
But I lied. [evil]
Quote from: Monsterlover on March 08, 2010, 06:16:34 PM
but will it light up?
the tip shoots fire, does that count?
it does :D
Can it levitate?
Quote from: ducpainter on March 08, 2010, 05:18:07 PM
So does this mean you're ...
unhappy?
It's just a question...
rofl... thank you Jeremy Bentham
Quote from: mitt on March 08, 2010, 05:39:03 PM
I'm not sure about #2 ;D I have seen humans do it and are also happy about it.
;D
mitt
I am sorry you have had to look at such things.... I always turn away when it happens.
Quote from: lethe on March 08, 2010, 10:40:59 PM
the tip shoots fire, does that count?
sounds like your dildo has a STD. you might want to clean it.
Quote from: KnightofNi on March 09, 2010, 04:11:31 AM
sounds like your dildo has a STD. you might want to clean it.
There're some types of dirty that can't be cleaned my man.
Quote from: Rameses on March 09, 2010, 05:09:05 AM
There're some types of dirty that can't be cleaned my man.
nah, just do it like they did in the old days -- copper wire, heated up. down the shaft... yaaaawwwwch
Quote from: lethe on March 08, 2010, 03:16:59 PM
I will be armed with a bladed dildo that also has fishhooks on it.
And you happened to have one of these in the nightstand... why?
Quote from: ducatiz on March 09, 2010, 05:49:57 AM
nah, just do it like they did in the old days -- copper wire, heated up. down the shaft... yaaaawwwwch
make the beast with two backs. That.
:o
Quote from: Rameses on March 09, 2010, 05:09:05 AM
There're some types of dirty that can't be cleaned my man.
Gas and a match take care of lots of things :D
Quote from: triangleforge on March 09, 2010, 05:55:56 AM
And you happened to have one of these in the nightstand... why?
Duh, for protection against baboons.
Quote from: ducatiz on March 09, 2010, 05:49:57 AM
nah, just do it like they did in the old days -- copper wire, heated up. down the shaft... yaaaawwwwch
I remember my father-in-law telling me about using something that got stuck in, opened up like and umbrella and then pulled out back as a medic in WW2. Hmmm, pick your poison between those two fates.
Pork Eating Crusader.
Quote from: lethe on March 09, 2010, 03:03:33 PM
Duh, for protection against baboons.
I remember my father-in-law telling me about using something that got stuck in, opened up like and umbrella and then pulled out back as a medic in WW2. Hmmm, pick your poison between those two fates.
wow...i think i saw something like that in a torture chamber.
[laugh]