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Title: March 14 is almost here!
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on March 10, 2010, 09:08:00 AM
In case any of you somehow needed a reminder  ;D
Title: Re: March 14 is almost here!
Post by: metallimonster on March 10, 2010, 09:11:10 AM
I give up, Selection Sunday?
Title: Re: March 14 is almost here!
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on March 10, 2010, 09:16:43 AM
Quote from: metallimonster on March 10, 2010, 09:11:10 AM
I give up, Selection Sunday?

Steak and BJ day.


Why is this not on your calendar?
Title: Re: March 14 is almost here!
Post by: Speedbag on March 10, 2010, 09:18:17 AM
My birthday as well.  ;D
Title: Re: March 14 is almost here!
Post by: ducducgooseme on March 10, 2010, 09:18:34 AM
Isnt your wife a vegetarian?   ;D
Title: Re: March 14 is almost here!
Post by: SacDuc on March 10, 2010, 09:21:11 AM

T-Bone with a side of blumpkin?


sac


/would make a great band name
// [puke]
Title: Re: March 14 is almost here!
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on March 10, 2010, 09:22:19 AM
Quote from: ducducgooseme on March 10, 2010, 09:18:34 AM
Isnt your wife a vegetarian?   ;D

Yup. So all the steak is for me.

She doesn't have manjunk (also commonly abbreviated to "munk") either, so again, the whole holiday is about me.


What a shame.
Title: Re: March 14 is almost here!
Post by: metallimonster on March 10, 2010, 09:43:25 AM
I remember this now.  I'll definitely be participating!


Still, selection Sunday is exciting too because I want my Buckeyes to get Jud's Butler Bulldogs in their bracket so they can knock them the f out of the tournament.
Title: Re: March 14 is almost here!
Post by: Oldfisti on March 10, 2010, 09:48:37 AM
Don't forget F1 too!
Title: Re: March 14 is almost here!
Post by: Pip on March 10, 2010, 10:19:36 AM
EXCELLENT.   ;D
Title: Re: March 14 is almost here!
Post by: ducducgooseme on March 10, 2010, 10:31:21 AM
Quote from: MrIncredible on March 10, 2010, 09:22:19 AM
Yup. So all the steak is for me.

She doesn't have manjunk (also commonly abbreviated to "munk") either, so again, the whole holiday is about me.


What a shame.

Does she know that the "gift" you give her on this day has the equivalent protein of a medium sized pork chop?   [bacon]
Title: Re: March 14 is almost here!
Post by: Monster Dave on March 10, 2010, 10:49:01 AM
Seriously.....why does this thread exist??  [coffee]
Title: Re: March 14 is almost here!
Post by: teddy037.2 on March 10, 2010, 11:00:55 AM
Quote from: Monster Dave on March 10, 2010, 10:49:01 AM
Seriously.....why does this thread exist??  [coffee]

because not everyone is a math geek.







:D
Title: Re: March 14 is almost here!
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on March 10, 2010, 11:12:31 AM
Quote from: Monster Dave on March 10, 2010, 10:49:01 AM
Seriously.....why does this thread exist??  [coffee]

Because not everyone works out three hours a night  ;D
Title: Re: March 14 is almost here!
Post by: Speedbag on March 10, 2010, 11:43:59 AM
At first when I saw the topic I thought MrI was keeping waaaaaay too close an eye on me.
Title: Re: March 14 is almost here!
Post by: The Architect on March 10, 2010, 12:58:45 PM
Quote from: Speedbag on March 10, 2010, 09:18:17 AM
My birthday as well.  ;D

That's like having your birthday on December 25.  Everyone gives you one gift for both occasions. 
Title: Re: March 14 is almost here!
Post by: Buckethead on March 10, 2010, 01:05:03 PM
Quote from: The Architect on March 10, 2010, 12:58:45 PM
Everyone gives you one gift for both occasions. 

Well, two in this instance.
Title: Re: March 14 is almost here!
Post by: Speedbag on March 10, 2010, 01:32:08 PM
Well, I'll probably have to celebrate this most awesome of cosmic alignments by buying and grilling my own steak and dreaming longingly of 'special attention'.

[roll]  :P
Title: Re: March 14 is almost here!
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on March 10, 2010, 01:41:32 PM
Quote from: Speedbag on March 10, 2010, 01:32:08 PM
Well, I'll probably have to celebrate this most awesome of cosmic alignments by buying and grilling my own steak and dreaming longingly of 'special attention'.

[roll]  :P


I'll bump the pay-it-forward thread and buy you a yoga book.
Title: Re: March 14 is almost here!
Post by: somegirl on March 10, 2010, 02:05:37 PM
I knew who started the thread as soon as I saw the title. :D
Title: Re: March 14 is almost here!
Post by: ducducgooseme on March 10, 2010, 02:12:21 PM
That is sorta like hearing the news that a teen was involved in a robbery and just KNOWING its your kid.  Not a good combo.  [clap]
Title: Re: March 14 is almost here!
Post by: Uncle Mofo on March 10, 2010, 02:12:33 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on March 10, 2010, 09:16:43 AM
Steak and BJ day.

At the same time?.... Awesome  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: March 14 is almost here!
Post by: Xerxes1769 on March 10, 2010, 05:41:11 PM
...math dorks... ;D
Title: Re: March 14 is almost here!
Post by: LA on March 11, 2010, 10:10:57 AM
I'd settle for a cheeseburger and a handjob.  ;D

Steak & BJ Day (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTzeuuwoues&feature=fvw#normal)


http://www.steakandbjday.com/ (http://www.steakandbjday.com/)



LA
Title: Re: March 14 is almost here!
Post by: angler on March 11, 2010, 10:14:09 AM
Quote from: MrIncredible on March 10, 2010, 09:22:19 AM
Yup. So all the steak is for me.

She doesn't have manjunk (also commonly abbreviated to "munk") either, so again, the whole holiday is about me.


What a shame.

That she doesn't have manjunk?  Now I'm really confused, because you can just go pick up some prosthetic munk if that's your kick.  Just sayin'............
Title: Re: March 14 is almost here!
Post by: duccarlos on March 11, 2010, 10:18:01 AM
March 14th came early this year  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: March 14 is almost here!
Post by: Rev. Millertime on March 11, 2010, 12:37:09 PM
Quote from: duccarlos on March 11, 2010, 10:18:01 AM
March 14th came early this year  [thumbsup]

I heard you did too!    [laugh]
Title: Re: March 14 is almost here!
Post by: Oldfisti on March 11, 2010, 03:23:10 PM
Quote from: Rev. Millertime on March 11, 2010, 12:37:09 PM
I heard you did too!    [laugh]


Ba-dum-bum!


[laugh]
Title: Re: March 14 is almost here!
Post by: duccarlos on March 12, 2010, 05:25:22 AM
Quote from: Rev. Millertime on March 11, 2010, 12:37:09 PM
I heard you did too!    [laugh]

Isn't that the point?  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: March 14 is almost here!
Post by: Oldfisti on March 12, 2010, 05:35:14 AM
Quote from: duccarlos on March 12, 2010, 05:25:22 AM
Isn't that the point?  [thumbsup]


Well played, sir.


Well played.
Title: Re: March 14 is almost here!
Post by: ducducgooseme on March 14, 2010, 06:07:51 AM
 [beer]   The real Valentines Day is here  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: March 14 is almost here!
Post by: Grampa on March 14, 2010, 06:12:26 AM
(http://www.bangstudio.com/wp/uploads/2009/03/steakbj.jpg)
Title: Re: March 14 is almost here!
Post by: lauramonster on March 14, 2010, 07:34:28 AM
you guys crack me up!!   [laugh]

does the order matter?
Title: Re: March 14 is almost here!
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on March 14, 2010, 06:15:39 PM
Quote from: lauramonster on March 14, 2010, 07:34:28 AM
you guys crack me up!!   [laugh]

does the order matter?

Yeah-I fall asleep right after. How would I eat my steak?
Title: Re: March 14 is almost here!
Post by: Oldfisti on March 14, 2010, 06:23:32 PM
Good point.
Title: Re: March 14 is almost here!
Post by: NuTTs on March 14, 2010, 11:16:54 PM
I had my own Steak 'n fun day... miles away from the US.  ;D [evil]

[drink]
Title: Re: March 14 is almost here!
Post by: He Man on March 14, 2010, 11:27:11 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on March 14, 2010, 06:15:39 PM
Yeah-I fall asleep right after. How would I eat my steak?

during
Title: Re: March 14 is almost here!
Post by: KnightofNi on March 15, 2010, 07:30:41 AM
Quote from: He Man on March 14, 2010, 11:27:11 PM
during

she has to have a special shaped head to balance the plate on though.

:D
Title: Re: March 14 is almost here!
Post by: Statler on March 15, 2010, 07:42:27 AM
You're doing it wrong.

I thought you alternated one than the other by the hour and just quit for the day whenever one person's jaw got tired.

amateurs.  [roll]
Title: Re: March 14 is almost here!
Post by: KnightofNi on March 15, 2010, 09:15:08 AM
Quote from: Statler on March 15, 2010, 07:42:27 AM
You're doing it wrong.

I thought you alternated one than the other by the hour and just quit for the day whenever one person's jaw got tired.

amateurs.  [roll]

well if the giver is well trained then your jaw should get tired of chewing first, and that shouldn't stop the bj.


however, in reality. nobody is that well trained unless they get paid to do it for a living. ;)