March 14 is almost here!

Started by Popeye the Sailor, March 10, 2010, 09:08:00 AM

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The Architect

Quote from: Speedbag on March 10, 2010, 09:18:17 AM
My birthday as well.  ;D

That's like having your birthday on December 25.  Everyone gives you one gift for both occasions. 

Buckethead

Quote from: The Architect on March 10, 2010, 12:58:45 PM
Everyone gives you one gift for both occasions. 

Well, two in this instance.
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I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Speedbag

Well, I'll probably have to celebrate this most awesome of cosmic alignments by buying and grilling my own steak and dreaming longingly of 'special attention'.

[roll]  :P
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Popeye the Sailor

Quote from: Speedbag on March 10, 2010, 01:32:08 PM
Well, I'll probably have to celebrate this most awesome of cosmic alignments by buying and grilling my own steak and dreaming longingly of 'special attention'.

[roll]  :P


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I'd settle for a cheeseburger and a handjob.  ;D

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angler

Quote from: MrIncredible on March 10, 2010, 09:22:19 AM
Yup. So all the steak is for me.

She doesn't have manjunk (also commonly abbreviated to "munk") either, so again, the whole holiday is about me.


What a shame.

That she doesn't have manjunk?  Now I'm really confused, because you can just go pick up some prosthetic munk if that's your kick.  Just sayin'............
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duccarlos

March 14th came early this year  [thumbsup]
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my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

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Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
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duccarlos

Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

Oldfisti

Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.