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Title: US Census
Post by: He Man on March 17, 2010, 10:18:16 AM
Alright Am i allowed to talk about the form?

THeres a BUNCH of things i find hilarious/disrespectful/ and down right wrong on it.

Title: Re: US Census
Post by: teddy037.2 on March 17, 2010, 10:22:28 AM
just got mine monday, I still haven't opened it
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: SacDuc on March 17, 2010, 10:24:07 AM
 I agree. I also think that Article 1 tells us that the Fed should count the citizens for purposes of taxation and representation. It doesn't say anythingabout collecting personal data.

"Representatives and direct Taxes shall be apportioned among the several States which may be included within this Union, according to their respective Numbers, which shall be determined by adding to the whole Number of free Persons . . ."

Accordingly I simply fill out the number of residents in my house and ignore the rest of the thing.

sac
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: desmo_drum on March 17, 2010, 10:37:33 AM
The census was pretty lame.  :-\  Filled it out and sent it in, I can't see much useful information in it.
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: DesmoDiva on March 17, 2010, 10:39:53 AM
Quote from: SacDuc on March 17, 2010, 10:24:07 AM
I agree. I also think that Article 1 tells us that the Fed should count the citizens for purposes of taxation and representation. It doesn't say anythingabout collecting personal data.

"Representatives and direct Taxes shall be apportioned among the several States which may be included within this Union, according to their respective Numbers, which shall be determined by adding to the whole Number of free Persons . . ."

Accordingly I simply fill out the number of residents in my house and ignore the rest of the thing.

sac

+1.

Why do they need personal info??
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: hbliam on March 17, 2010, 10:40:29 AM
Everything I filled out they already know. Not a big deal.
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: DesmoDiva on March 17, 2010, 10:41:59 AM
Quote from: hbliam on March 17, 2010, 10:40:29 AM
Everything I filled out they already know. Not a big deal.

If they already know, why bother with the census at all??
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: WarrenJ on March 17, 2010, 10:43:21 AM
One of the irritating issues is how much money they spent advertizing and administering this lovely program
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: hbliam on March 17, 2010, 10:51:04 AM
Quote from: DesmoDiva on March 17, 2010, 10:41:59 AM
If they already know, why bother with the census at all??

I'm legit. They know my info. Other people aren't, that's the info they seek.
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: Speedbag on March 17, 2010, 11:23:34 AM
Is it a big deal if you fill in all the extra name spaces with fictional illegal-immigrant-sounding names?

Cuz that's what I did.
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: duccarlos on March 17, 2010, 11:32:35 AM
Just got it today. Might fill it out when I come back from the St. Patty's festivities.
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: teddy037.2 on March 17, 2010, 12:00:26 PM
Quote from: duccarlos on March 17, 2010, 11:32:35 AM
Just got it today. Might fill it out when I come back from the St. Patty's festivities.

drunk census FTW!
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: RAT900 on March 17, 2010, 12:18:20 PM
I was going to list every arab friggin name I could think of...

and then I remembered I spent my youth in Saudi....

then I thought about how good I wouldn't look in a black hood, black socks and a diaper

getting water-boarded in Gitmo or some new secret hellpit

as the suspected ultimate long term sleeper-cell clown from the 1950's
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: superjohn on March 17, 2010, 12:23:13 PM
I don't understand all the consternation. I've had magazine subscriptions ask for more personal information.
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: Goat_Herder on March 17, 2010, 12:39:15 PM
Call me niave...  I don't see what the big deal is.  I am filling it out and mailing it in.

/drama
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: SacDuc on March 17, 2010, 12:58:57 PM

I simply think my time would be better spent sitting on my deck staring at the ocean. Or drinking. Or riding. Or riding on my deck while looking at the ocean and drinking a beer. Plus I simply don't know if I'm 1/27th Cherokee or not and don't want to try to figure it out. No drama. Just a waste of time.

sac
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: Grampa on March 17, 2010, 01:00:14 PM
Quote from: SacDuc on March 17, 2010, 12:58:57 PM
I simply think my time would be better spent sitting on my deck staring at the ocean. Or drinking. Or riding. Or riding on my deck while looking at the ocean and drinking a beer. Plus I simply don't know if I'm 1/27th Cherokee or not and don't want to try to figure it out. No drama. Just a waste of time.

sac

lm got mad at me cuz I deleted ours   [laugh]
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: Revax30 on March 17, 2010, 03:17:25 PM
While not filling this is may sound like a fun thing, my understanding is that they will send a representative to collect this information at a much higher cost if you don't respond.  Think mail response vs. person coming to your door.  Most already complain about government waste and higher taxes.  Plus, if there is no accurate count of people it effects the amount of tax dollar accounted for by your state, th number of representatives your state gets, etc.  Like Nike says "Just do it."
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: Grampa on March 17, 2010, 03:36:12 PM
Quote from: Revax30 on March 17, 2010, 03:17:25 PM
While not filling this is may sound like a fun thing, my understanding is that they will send a representative to collect this information at a much higher cost if you don't respond.  Think mail response vs. person coming to your door.  Most already complain about government waste and higher taxes.  Plus, if there is no accurate count of people it effects the amount of tax dollar accounted for by your state, th number of representatives your state gets, etc.  Like Nike says "Just do it."

burn the witch
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: Revax30 on March 17, 2010, 03:55:29 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on March 17, 2010, 03:36:12 PM
burn the witch

I am sure you know the saying "don't kill the messenger."? 

Unless you like higher taxes?


???
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on March 17, 2010, 03:57:27 PM
Quote from: Revax30 on March 17, 2010, 03:55:29 PM
I am sure you know the saying "don't kill the messenger."? 

Unless you like higher taxes?


???

I'd rather burn the witch.
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: superjohn on March 17, 2010, 04:00:21 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on March 17, 2010, 03:57:27 PM
I'd rather burn the witch.

Shhh......I think witch burning's going to be in the next episode of Piller's life  ;D
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: DucLeone on March 17, 2010, 04:03:39 PM
i just love the fact of how much money they wastedby sending us a letter the week before telling us we will be getting the form :o
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: Jobu on March 17, 2010, 04:25:42 PM
Quote from: DucLeone on March 17, 2010, 04:03:39 PM
i just love the fact of how much money they wastedby sending us a letter the week before telling us we will be getting the form :o

Shit. Somebody has got to keep the USPS in business.
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: superjohn on March 17, 2010, 04:27:54 PM
Quote from: Jobu on March 17, 2010, 04:25:42 PM
Shit. Somebody has got to keep the USPS in business.

Come to think of it, that is the first time I have been to the post office in months.......
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: teddy037.2 on March 17, 2010, 04:55:59 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on March 17, 2010, 03:36:12 PM
burn the witch

she turned me into a newt!
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: herm on March 17, 2010, 05:13:21 PM
my understanding (and i am the first to admit that i dont understand jack shit) is that the census plays a large part in how federal dollars come back to the various states.

with that it mind, given that i am moving (again) to a different state in the next few months....cant decide whether to toss the paperwork or not...
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: muskrat on March 17, 2010, 05:34:56 PM
does anyone realizes how much they spent on advertising alone for this crap?   [bang]  Oh and they are about 25% over budget already.  ridiculous!
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: herm on March 17, 2010, 05:50:28 PM
Quote from: muskrat on March 17, 2010, 05:34:56 PM
does anyone realizes how much they spent on advertising alone for this crap?   [bang]  Oh and they are about 25% over budget already.  ridiculous!

census = HUGE dollars in the budget for states.......depending on the numbers. imagine how the elected will vote for this..
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: He Man on March 17, 2010, 06:03:29 PM
I called a few people today, mostly my Negro friends and my friends, the Puerto Ricans Columbians and Dominicans that is.

Thats the way the US wants to call them right?
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on March 17, 2010, 06:10:15 PM
Quote from: He Man on March 17, 2010, 06:03:29 PM
I called a few people today, mostly my Negro friends and my friends, the Puerto Ricans Columbians and Dominicans that is.

Thats the way the US wants to call them right?

I'm pretty sure you're a "midget-american"  ;D
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: He Man on March 17, 2010, 06:23:33 PM
Do I qualify for disability?
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: Rev. Millertime on March 17, 2010, 06:36:56 PM
Quote from: He Man on March 17, 2010, 06:03:29 PM
I called a few people today, mostly my Negro friends and my friends, the Puerto Ricans Columbians and Dominicans that is.

Thats the way the US wants to call them right?

That's why you just write in ... American!

I am of Swedish descent, I didn't see an option for me!  I feel discriminated against!

Title: Re: US Census
Post by: hbliam on March 17, 2010, 06:43:24 PM
Quote from: He Man on March 17, 2010, 06:23:33 PM
Do I qualify for disability?

If the case manager reads your last few months of posts then I would say, "Yes."
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: spolic on March 18, 2010, 01:14:53 PM
Question 3 

What is your race?


Moto GP at Laguna Seca.


Title: Re: US Census
Post by: SacDuc on March 18, 2010, 01:24:17 PM
Quote from: Rev. Millertime on March 17, 2010, 06:36:56 PM
That's why you just write in ... American!

I am of Swedish descent, I didn't see an option for me!  I feel discriminated against!



What a Swede may look like:

(http://www.superchefblog.com/images/swedishchef_360x300.png)
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: Revax30 on March 18, 2010, 02:58:11 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on March 17, 2010, 03:57:27 PM
I'd rather burn the witch.

But I'm not a witch.  This isn't my nose, it's a false one.   :'(
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on March 18, 2010, 03:12:45 PM
Quote from: Revax30 on March 18, 2010, 02:58:11 PM
But I'm not a witch.  This isn't my nose, it's a false one.   :'(

If you sink in the river we'll know you're innocent. Please fill your pockets with these rocks of justice and hop in  ;D
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: Revax30 on March 18, 2010, 04:23:43 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on March 18, 2010, 03:12:45 PM
If you sink in the river we'll know you're innocent. Please fill your pockets with these rocks of justice and hop in  ;D

Hmmm, decisions decision.  What's behind door number 3?
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: lethe on March 18, 2010, 04:29:34 PM
Quote from: Revax30 on March 18, 2010, 04:23:43 PM
Hmmm, decisions decision.  What's behind door number 3?
getting to lay underneath a door while we pile stones on it
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: Uncle Mofo on March 18, 2010, 04:39:13 PM
No option for Italian  [wine] I's ok that I answered "white"?   
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: Doctor Woodrow on March 18, 2010, 04:48:18 PM
Quote from: Grifo on March 18, 2010, 04:39:13 PM
No option for Italian  [wine] I's ok that I answered "white"?   

I think that depends on what color your Ducati is.

The Doc
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: krolik on March 18, 2010, 08:47:12 PM
Quote from: muskrat on March 17, 2010, 05:34:56 PM
does anyone realizes how much they spent on advertising alone for this crap?   [bang]  Oh and they are about 25% over budget already.  ridiculous!

But it is a constitutional requirement.  I read in the paper today that the $85 million spent on sending out notices that the census form will arrive will increase the response rate by 6 to 12%, thus saving up to $500 million.
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: lethe on March 18, 2010, 10:48:01 PM
Quote from: Grifo on March 18, 2010, 04:39:13 PM
No option for Italian  [wine] I's ok that I answered "white"?   
depends on how far south
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: Jobu on March 19, 2010, 01:56:16 AM
Quote from: krolik on March 18, 2010, 08:47:12 PM
But it is a constitutional requirement.  I read in the paper today that the $85 million spent on sending out notices that the census form will arrive will increase the response rate by 6 to 12%, thus saving up to $500 million.

Wow. That's retarded. I didn't get my pre-letter for some reason, but I did manage to wrestle the census out of the mailbox and fill it out without throwing it away.  But I haven't mailed it yet.

It would probably make more sense to send out a letter a week later that says, hey, dumbass, remember that thing that said census on it that you got a week ago. Yea, so fill the damn thing out and mail it back.
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: Scooter Montgomery on March 19, 2010, 04:47:40 AM
Quote from: Jobu on March 17, 2010, 04:25:42 PM
Shit. Somebody has got to keep the USPS in business.

That is what "no postage necessary" envelopes from credit card companies are for, I send them back empty all the time.
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: KnightofNi on March 19, 2010, 05:06:56 AM
Quote from: Revax30 on March 18, 2010, 02:58:11 PM
But I'm not a witch.  This isn't my nose, it's a false one.   :'(

tell me, what do you do with witches?



I havne't filled mine out yet. I totally forgot about it after i saw it in the pile of mail.
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: DucatiTorrey on March 19, 2010, 05:17:01 AM
"I knicked a census man"
"Now that's a good boy"

name the movie?

I filled it all in and sent it. Blockbuster has more info on me...
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: WarrenJ on March 19, 2010, 05:24:50 AM
Oh Brother Where Arth Thou
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: redxblack on March 19, 2010, 06:01:07 AM
The "race" question was bothersome. I checked other and wrote in HUMAN. They use the race data to allocate funds to specific minority groups, but if you're talking $$$, class rather than race should probably be used. They get that info by April 15 every year.
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: Triple J on March 19, 2010, 06:04:46 AM
Quote from: DucatiTorrey on March 19, 2010, 05:17:01 AM
I filled it all in and sent it. Blockbuster has more info on me...

+1
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: NAKID on March 19, 2010, 06:08:03 AM
Not sure I'll even get one...
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: DucatiTorrey on March 19, 2010, 06:27:42 AM
Quote from: WarrenJ on March 19, 2010, 05:24:50 AM
Oh Brother Where Arth Thou
[thumbsup]
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: teddy037.2 on March 19, 2010, 07:14:32 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on March 19, 2010, 05:06:56 AM
tell me, what do you do with witches?

BURN THEM!!!!
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: spolic on March 19, 2010, 07:26:24 AM
Quote from: redxblack on March 19, 2010, 06:01:07 AM
They use the race data to allocate funds to specific minority groups, but if you're talking $$$, class rather than race should probably be used. They get that info by April 15 every year.

Name
Rank
Serial Number

I can't say any thing more with out crossing the forums political line.

Title: Re: US Census
Post by: zarn02 on March 20, 2010, 09:35:24 AM
Let's see how I can word this without it becoming very political very fast... [roll]

The only part of the census authorized by the constitution is a simple head count. This isn't a political opinion, this is a legal fact.

One might be bothered by the information collected because it has been used for unsavory purposes in the past. Example: Used to find people of Japanese descent during WW2 so that they might be "interred." And as for the remark about Blockbuster having more information, Blockbuster doesn't threaten large fines for not filling out boxes on their membership card.

Besides, simply because they're on the public payroll doesn't mean it's any of their damn business. :P
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: KnightofNi on March 20, 2010, 02:37:55 PM
i can get fined for not giving them my name and phone number?  :o

i missed that part of the instructions.

ohh well, i'll let you know how much the fine is.
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: Oldfisti on March 20, 2010, 02:39:50 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on March 20, 2010, 02:37:55 PM
i can get fined for not giving them my name and phone number?  :o

i missed that part of the instructions.

ohh well, i'll let you know how much the fine is.


Without a name how would they know who to fine?


I guess they could call you...



;D
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: redxblack on March 21, 2010, 12:20:27 PM
I was reading a magazine column by some guy who had entered some lame drawing and used fake names and his real address, but he left the phone number blank. He got a call from an Army recruiter wanting to talk to Mr Joe Strummer about possibly joining the Army. If the Army has been purchasing mailing lists as leads, maybe a more detailed census could save money? I don't know. I don't have a dog in this fight. I'm pretty ambivalent. That race question did bug me though.
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: teddy037.2 on March 21, 2010, 01:40:55 PM
just did mine this morning.

was tempted to add the cat...
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: ducatiz on March 21, 2010, 05:39:58 PM
meh

i looked up my great grandpa's census information now that it's public (72 year rule)

they asked how many, names, ages, race and origin (where born).  i saw his signature (that was cool) as they used to go door-to-door with a log book and everyone put a single name on each line.. there was his name, granma's, then my grandparents and great uncles (all 11 of them).. and after each name, age, race, and place of birth.

big deal.
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: DesmoDiva on March 21, 2010, 06:19:47 PM
It's in the mail.....
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: RAT900 on March 22, 2010, 12:07:16 AM
Quote from: ducatiz on March 21, 2010, 05:39:58 PM
meh

i looked up my great grandpa's census information now that it's public (72 year rule)

they asked how many, names, ages, race and origin (where born).  i saw his signature (that was cool) as they used to go door-to-door with a log book and everyone put a single name on each line.. there was his name, granma's, then my grandparents and great uncles (all 11 of them).. and after each name, age, race, and place of birth.

big deal.


Good point...I was able to trace a big chunk of my family's dreadful tour across America for over 300+ years because the ancestors usually allowed someone to identify them before they were run out of town into the next wilderness....I figure I owe the same for anyone down the road in my family who tries to back-track to figure out why they are so incredibly farked-up  :)
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on March 22, 2010, 04:08:01 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on March 22, 2010, 12:07:16 AM

Good point...I was able to trace a big chunk of my family's dreadful tour across America for over 300+ years because the ancestors usually allowed someone to identify them before they were run out of town into the next wilderness....I figure I owe the same for anyone down the road in my family who tries to back-track to figure out why they are so incredibly farked-up  :)

Couldn't you just have used police records?  [cheeky]
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: RAT900 on March 22, 2010, 04:14:30 AM
LOL....not too far from the truth....we made the newspapers a lot in the 19th and early 20th centuries...

One guy was fined 5 dollars for shooting my g-g-grandfather in the face up in Healdsburg in the 1870's...probably for failing to get the job done right..."Gramps" went on living into his 90's
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: angler on March 22, 2010, 06:16:17 AM
Quote from: zarn02 on March 20, 2010, 09:35:24 AM
Let's see how I can word this without it becoming very political very fast... [roll]

The only part of the census authorized by the constitution is a simple head count. This isn't a political opinion, this is a legal fact.

One might be bothered by the information collected because it has been used for unsavory purposes in the past. Example: Used to find people of Japanese descent during WW2 so that they might be "interred." And as for the remark about Blockbuster having more information, Blockbuster doesn't threaten large fines for not filling out boxes on their membership card.

Besides, simply because they're on the public payroll doesn't mean it's any of their damn business. :P

+11tyB

DO NOT give anyone personal information, particularly your gov't.  I got the form, filled out the head count info and sent it in.  That's all.  If they want more, they are going to have to take it from my cold dead hands  [evil]

You are naive if you don't think fascism is coming to a neighborhood near you......

http://thenewamerican.com/index.php/usnews/politics/3164-senators-push-biometric-id-card (http://thenewamerican.com/index.php/usnews/politics/3164-senators-push-biometric-id-card)
Title: Re: US Census
Post by: ducpainter on March 22, 2010, 06:22:20 AM
Quote from: angler on March 22, 2010, 06:16:17 AM
+11tyB

DO NOT give anyone personal information, particularly your gov't.  I got the form, filled out the head count info and sent it in.  That's all.  If they want more, they are going to have to take it from my cold dead hands  [evil]

You are naive if you don't think fascism is coming to a neighborhood near you......

http://thenewamerican.com/index.php/usnews/politics/3164-senators-push-biometric-id-card (http://thenewamerican.com/index.php/usnews/politics/3164-senators-push-biometric-id-card)
You went and took fact and inserted opinion again...

This is your last warning.