US Census

Started by He Man, March 17, 2010, 10:18:16 AM

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Popeye the Sailor

Quote from: He Man on March 17, 2010, 06:03:29 PM
I called a few people today, mostly my Negro friends and my friends, the Puerto Ricans Columbians and Dominicans that is.

Thats the way the US wants to call them right?

I'm pretty sure you're a "midget-american"  ;D
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

He Man

Do I qualify for disability?

Rev. Millertime

Quote from: He Man on March 17, 2010, 06:03:29 PM
I called a few people today, mostly my Negro friends and my friends, the Puerto Ricans Columbians and Dominicans that is.

Thats the way the US wants to call them right?

That's why you just write in ... American!

I am of Swedish descent, I didn't see an option for me!  I feel discriminated against!

I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.

hbliam

Quote from: He Man on March 17, 2010, 06:23:33 PM
Do I qualify for disability?

If the case manager reads your last few months of posts then I would say, "Yes."

spolic

Question 3 

What is your race?


Moto GP at Laguna Seca.


He man, where are all the ads?

SacDuc

Quote from: Rev. Millertime on March 17, 2010, 06:36:56 PM
That's why you just write in ... American!

I am of Swedish descent, I didn't see an option for me!  I feel discriminated against!



What a Swede may look like:

HATERS GONNA HATE.

Revax30

Quote from: MrIncredible on March 17, 2010, 03:57:27 PM
I'd rather burn the witch.

But I'm not a witch.  This isn't my nose, it's a false one.   :'(

Popeye the Sailor

Quote from: Revax30 on March 18, 2010, 02:58:11 PM
But I'm not a witch.  This isn't my nose, it's a false one.   :'(

If you sink in the river we'll know you're innocent. Please fill your pockets with these rocks of justice and hop in  ;D
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Revax30

Quote from: MrIncredible on March 18, 2010, 03:12:45 PM
If you sink in the river we'll know you're innocent. Please fill your pockets with these rocks of justice and hop in  ;D

Hmmm, decisions decision.  What's behind door number 3?

lethe

Quote from: Revax30 on March 18, 2010, 04:23:43 PM
Hmmm, decisions decision.  What's behind door number 3?
getting to lay underneath a door while we pile stones on it
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Uncle Mofo

No option for Italian  [wine] I's ok that I answered "white"?   


                                   2007 red S4Rs

Doctor Woodrow

Quote from: Grifo on March 18, 2010, 04:39:13 PM
No option for Italian  [wine] I's ok that I answered "white"?   

I think that depends on what color your Ducati is.

The Doc
2005 620 Dark "Zerafina", High mount Termi's, Cyclecat rearsets and clipons. Axio "Repsol" Hardpack backpack. Some of us put the 'Damn' in Crash Damnage.

krolik

Quote from: muskrat on March 17, 2010, 05:34:56 PM
does anyone realizes how much they spent on advertising alone for this crap?   [bang]  Oh and they are about 25% over budget already.  ridiculous!

But it is a constitutional requirement.  I read in the paper today that the $85 million spent on sending out notices that the census form will arrive will increase the response rate by 6 to 12%, thus saving up to $500 million.
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Quote from: SacDucNo. I'm a different type of idiot altogether.

lethe

Quote from: Grifo on March 18, 2010, 04:39:13 PM
No option for Italian  [wine] I's ok that I answered "white"?   
depends on how far south
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'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

Jobu

Quote from: krolik on March 18, 2010, 08:47:12 PM
But it is a constitutional requirement.  I read in the paper today that the $85 million spent on sending out notices that the census form will arrive will increase the response rate by 6 to 12%, thus saving up to $500 million.

Wow. That's retarded. I didn't get my pre-letter for some reason, but I did manage to wrestle the census out of the mailbox and fill it out without throwing it away.  But I haven't mailed it yet.

It would probably make more sense to send out a letter a week later that says, hey, dumbass, remember that thing that said census on it that you got a week ago. Yea, so fill the damn thing out and mail it back.
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