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Title: Stay back or I'll kung-fu you
Post by: Monsterlover on March 24, 2010, 04:28:38 AM
KungFu Hillbilly (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hb_HdYQooc4#normal)
Title: Re: Stay back or I'll kung-fu you
Post by: Oldfisti on March 24, 2010, 04:37:01 AM
Sweep the leg, Johnny.


(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/fakewilliamzabka/CobraKai-fistBIG.jpg)
Title: Re: Stay back or I'll kung-fu you
Post by: Monster Dave on March 24, 2010, 06:03:57 AM
Everyone needs a role model:

(http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/news/00020573.jpg)

Unfortunately:

(http://lolcat.com/images/lolcats/470.jpg)
Title: Re: Stay back or I'll kung-fu you
Post by: Goat_Herder on March 24, 2010, 09:23:03 AM
Why did these 2 guys feel the urge to take off their shirts in the middle of the fight/wrestling match?  Is there any advantage gained by going shirtless?  Is it for intimidation?  to prevent over heating?  one less thing for the opponent to grab on to?   ???
Title: Re: Stay back or I'll kung-fu you
Post by: Randimus Maximus on March 24, 2010, 09:27:40 AM
I see potential from this guy!
Title: Re: Stay back or I'll kung-fu you
Post by: Grampa on March 24, 2010, 09:29:13 AM
staged
Title: Re: Stay back or I'll kung-fu you
Post by: Monster Dave on March 24, 2010, 09:43:21 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on March 24, 2010, 09:29:13 AM
staged

Gee you think??


And Wrestling is REAL too!
Title: Re: Stay back or I'll kung-fu you
Post by: Vindingo on March 24, 2010, 02:51:30 PM
Quote from: Goat_Herder on March 24, 2010, 09:23:03 AM
Why did these 2 guys feel the urge to take off their shirts in the middle of the fight/wrestling match?  Is there any advantage gained by going shirtless?  Is it for intimidation?  to prevent over heating?  one less thing for the opponent to grab on to?   ???

I would have to say that there is an advantage.  It is one less thing for the guy to grab, get in your own way (over your face) or get choked with.  Usually there isn't time to take ones shirt off before a fight, but if there is, I would deffinetly take mine off.  This claim was reinforced many times by my ex-con wrestling coach.  I have done it a couple of times and it also stops from getting blood on your clothes or a chance for them to get ripped.   [evil]  [bang]   [leo]   :-[ 
Title: Re: Stay back or I'll kung-fu you
Post by: djrashonal on March 24, 2010, 03:25:41 PM
Quote from: Goat_Herder on March 24, 2010, 09:23:03 AM
Why did these 2 guys feel the urge to take off their shirts in the middle of the fight/wrestling match?  Is there any advantage gained by going shirtless?  Is it for intimidation?  to prevent over heating?  one less thing for the opponent to grab on to?   ???

aerodynamics  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Stay back or I'll kung-fu you
Post by: DW on March 25, 2010, 03:47:30 AM
Sadly, he did appear to be the winner out of those altercations...

If the term winner could be applied to anyone on that show, which is doubtful.
Title: Re: Stay back or I'll kung-fu you
Post by: redxblack on March 25, 2010, 04:43:00 AM
the only downside of shirtless fighting is the increased chance of a purple nurple.
Title: Re: Stay back or I'll kung-fu you
Post by: Vindingo on March 25, 2010, 04:44:20 AM
WOW, I totally didn't watch the video before because I was at work.... WOW that was AWESOME!  

Kung-Fu chop FTW!  

I couldn't understand the first minute of what that dude was saying!
Title: Re: Stay back or I'll kung-fu you
Post by: Randimus Maximus on March 25, 2010, 05:30:27 AM
Quote from: Vindingo on March 25, 2010, 04:44:20 AM
I couldn't understand the first minute of what that dude was saying!

I don't think Jerry could either.  ;D
Title: Re: Stay back or I'll kung-fu you
Post by: IZ on March 27, 2010, 03:40:24 PM
drunken monkey vs. drunken hillbilly style

Title: Re: Stay back or I'll kung-fu you
Post by: Kopfjager on March 27, 2010, 06:42:47 PM
You mean you don't have one of "Diemon Dave's" training videos?



Kung Fu Hillbilly - Training Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuigcXvcy1A#normal)



Title: Re: Stay back or I'll kung-fu you
Post by: NoisyDante on March 27, 2010, 10:53:15 PM
Quote from: Monster Dave on March 24, 2010, 09:43:21 AM

And Wrestling is REAL too!

Wrestling isn't real?!?!

Crying Wrestling Fan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNJdJOEtlyY#normal)
Title: Re: Stay back or I'll kung-fu you
Post by: ducpainter on March 28, 2010, 02:49:47 AM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on March 25, 2010, 05:30:27 AM
I don't think Jerry could either.  ;D
Jerry understood perfectly well....


(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2743/4468994325_4c51004745_o.jpg)