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Kitchen Sink => No Moto Content => Topic started by: Grampa on March 24, 2010, 03:25:47 PM

Title: not that theres anything wrong with it.
Post by: Grampa on March 24, 2010, 03:25:47 PM
but I think Bob is gay.

every time I leave the room....... I find this going on when I return

(http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t180/bobspapa/001-15.jpg?t=1269476547)


Frank just lays there and takes it.

scuze me while I go do laundry.
Title: Re: not that theres anything wrong with it.
Post by: Porsche Monkey on March 24, 2010, 05:27:30 PM
Well you are in California.    ;D
Title: Re: not that theres anything wrong with it.
Post by: mitt on March 24, 2010, 05:32:15 PM
Quote from: Ducaholic on March 24, 2010, 05:27:30 PM
Well you are in California.    ;D

;D

mitt
Title: Re: not that theres anything wrong with it.
Post by: causeofkaos on March 25, 2010, 06:21:35 AM
sounds like franks a pussy (ha ha play on words) and hes the one thats gay..... isnt there a code something like if your pitching you are less gay then the catcher??

IM JUST KIDDING I HOPE I DONT OFFEND ANYONE
Title: Re: not that theres anything wrong with it.
Post by: GAAN on March 25, 2010, 06:23:42 AM
maybe you should get him a girl cat so he has some options

think about it

what happens in jail?

you make do with the resources you have
Title: Re: not that theres anything wrong with it.
Post by: Slide Panda on March 25, 2010, 06:36:35 AM
Shhh, Bob's on the down low
Title: Re: not that theres anything wrong with it.
Post by: Vindingo on March 25, 2010, 06:39:05 AM
Quote from: causeofkaos on March 25, 2010, 06:21:35 AM
sounds like franks a pussy (ha ha play on words) and hes the one thats gay..... isnt there a code something like if your pitching you are less gay then the catcher??

IM JUST KIDDING I HOPE I DONT OFFEND ANYONE

Wait, I thought if you were the pitcher....   [bang]  I think if you don't cuddle after it doesn't count either right?
Title: Re: not that theres anything wrong with it.
Post by: Porsche Monkey on March 25, 2010, 07:36:17 AM
Quote from: Vindingo on March 25, 2010, 06:39:05 AM
Wait, I thought if you were the pitcher....   [bang]  I think if you don't cuddle after it doesn't count either right?

You go on and just keep telling yourself that.  We wont tell.    ;D
Title: Re: not that theres anything wrong with it.
Post by: CairnsDuc on March 25, 2010, 11:27:12 AM
The classic line springs to mind:

I'm not Gay, but the man I'm having sex with is....

Title: Re: not that theres anything wrong with it.
Post by: NoisyDante on March 25, 2010, 11:35:13 AM
Maybe he's got Crazy Larry from Layer Cake's opinion.

f'ing females is for poofs
Title: Re: not that theres anything wrong with it.
Post by: Speedbag on March 25, 2010, 11:42:26 AM
Can they go outside?

If not it's probably on the order of prison sex....
Title: Re: not that theres anything wrong with it.
Post by: SacDuc on March 25, 2010, 11:44:12 AM


Either way Bob is still getting some pussy.


sac
Title: Re: not that theres anything wrong with it.
Post by: superjohn on March 25, 2010, 12:27:18 PM
Is Bob married.....wait......what's the animal word for it?  Oh yeah, neutered?

If so, he'd be transgendered or something.
Title: Re: not that theres anything wrong with it.
Post by: Grampa on March 25, 2010, 12:35:43 PM
Both Bob and Frank have been fixed. Both go outside daily, and Frank even knows how to climb the fence, so it's not like it's a prison sex kinda thing. Bob never really humps on Frank... he just kinda hovers over him and bites his neck.

I think they're fighting... neither will be in the same room with the other. [laugh]
Title: Re: not that theres anything wrong with it.
Post by: Speedbag on March 25, 2010, 01:08:41 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on March 25, 2010, 12:35:43 PM
Bob never really humps on Frank... he just kinda hovers over him and bites his neck.


Aha.

Our alpha male kitteh does that to our female. Walks up and sits down right on top of her and torments until she either retaliates or runs away, pissed. Then he claims the spot.
Title: Re: not that theres anything wrong with it.
Post by: somegirl on March 25, 2010, 03:30:44 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on March 25, 2010, 12:35:43 PMBob never really humps on Frank... he just kinda hovers over him and bites his neck.

He's not gay, he's a vampire wannabe. [evil]
Title: Re: not that theres anything wrong with it.
Post by: the_Journeyman on March 25, 2010, 03:32:30 PM
That's ok, my female Beagle tries to hump my other female Beagle.  Funny thing is, the one doing the humping is doing it like she's a boy dog ~

JM
Title: Re: not that theres anything wrong with it.
Post by: Rameses on March 25, 2010, 06:26:08 PM
Quote from: the_Journeyman on March 25, 2010, 03:32:30 PM
That's ok, my female Beagle tries to hump my other female Beagle.  Funny thing is, the one doing the humping is doing it like she's a boy dog ~

JM


I used to have a female dog that did the same thing to stuffed animals.

I always thought it was really bizarre.


Title: Re: not that theres anything wrong with it.
Post by: Turf on March 25, 2010, 06:37:27 PM
I've a female dog who mounts our male dog, both are spayed and neutered respectively...I've yet to fully understand the dynamic.
Title: Re: not that theres anything wrong with it.
Post by: somegirl on March 25, 2010, 06:46:12 PM
Quote from: Paper5tr3et7 on March 25, 2010, 06:37:27 PM
I've a female dog who mounts our male dog, both are spayed and neutered respectively...I've yet to fully understand the dynamic.

It's all about dominance, not sex.
Title: Re: not that theres anything wrong with it.
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on March 25, 2010, 06:49:33 PM
Quote from: somegirl on March 25, 2010, 06:46:12 PM
It's all about dominance, not sex.

Please stop hitting me.
Title: Re: not that theres anything wrong with it.
Post by: Porsche Monkey on March 29, 2010, 05:26:00 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on March 25, 2010, 06:49:33 PM
Please stop hitting me.


Ha ha he said please.